Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
