Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded by two more tracks. On one end was an earth pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the question is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell you something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies in this area.
ISIS Pony: *Running to the handcar* Stop!
White Pony: *Stops the handcar*
Sean: *Gets off*
ISIS Pony: What are you two doing here?
White Pony: What's it look like we're doing? We're riding a hand car through this wonderful country. (Even though Iraq is really a shithole)
ISIS Pony: Well go back to where you came from!
White Pony: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us?
ISIS Pony: *Points a pistol at the pony, and Sean*
White Pony: Okay, okay, we're going!
Sean: *Gets back on the handcar, and goes backwards*
White Pony: What a jerk. Sorry buddy, we'll have to go back.

A freight train went past us, and I jumped on the first freight car.

White Pony: What does that guy think he's doing?

Theme Song: link

The train I was on had weapons, and other supplies for ISIS. It went into Mosul, and I was hiding in the first freight car to make sure no one saw me.

SeanTheHedgehog & Jade_23 Present

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville

Sean: *Feels the train slowing down, and goes onto the roof*
ISIS Ponies: *Inspecting the bottom of the train*
Sean: *Sees a twelve story building nearby, and runs towards it*

Starring Nikki West from Jade_23

Also starring, Shredder, and Rainbow Dash

Sean: *Shoots a grappling hook to the top floor. Once it's set, he runs up the wall*

Also starring Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack

Featuring Double Diamond, and Roseluck

Sean: *Gets inside the building, and heads onto a catwalk*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, our leader has a speech for us!
Sean: *Whispering into microphone* Nikki, I'm at the meeting point. Come in. *Loads his .44 magnum, and M249 Machine gun with bullets*
ISIS Ponies: *Gathering at the meeting*
Sean: nikki, come in. *Hearing static on his walkie talkie*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, welcome the new leader of our organization, Duublar!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: *Walks to the podium* Thank you all. I have a secondary pony in command, and his name is Halligan.
Halligan: *Walks next to Duublar, and is greeted by cheers*

Stop the song

Sean: what's taking nikki so long? *Watches the meeting behind three crates*
Duublar: As you all know, we have big plans to make every pony in the entire world accept our ways of life.
Halligan: We have created a drug that will accomplish our goal. It is in all of those crates behind us, stored in hundreds, and thousands of syringes.
Duublar: We will now see if it works with a Pony Alliance spy we captured.
ISIS Ponies: *Dragging Nikki toward Duublar*
Nikki: Let me go!
Sean: *Gets his machine gun set up*
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe carrying the drug inside it*
Sean: *Shoots one of the ponies holding Nikki* Get out of there!
Nikki: *Runs away*
Duublar: *Looks up, and sees Sean* IT'S SEAN THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Sean: *Runs towards the window he went through while shooting at every ISIS pony*
Duublar: He's seen the drug! Kill him!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Grabbing AK47's, and running towards Sean's location*
Sean: *Grabs his grappling gun, and shoots the ceiling. He goes towards the tenth floor, and breaks a window*
ISIS Ponies: Hey!
Sean: *Shoots all of the ISIS Ponies*
Nikki: *Arrives* Thanks for saving me.
Sean: You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Nikki: *Grabs an AK47, and three grenades*

We both ran down the stairs.

ISIS Ponies: *Chasing Sean, and Nikki*
Sean: *Shoots a door, and makes it open*

Explosive barrels came out of the room, and towards the ISIS ponies.

Nikki: *Throws a grenade at the barrels*
ISIS Ponies: *Sees the grenade* Run away- *Die in the explosion*
Sean & Nikki: *Get down to the 7th floor, but are surrounded by more ISIS Ponies*
ISIS Pony 25: Drop your weapons onto the floor, and DON'T MOVE!!!
Sean: *Looks out the window, and sees a train go by carrying pillows* How convenient. (And unoriginal, but whatever. As long as we escape, who cares?)
Nikki: What?
ISIS Ponies: What did you say?!
Sean: *Grabs Nikki, and goes out the window*
Nikki: Are you crazy?!
Sean: No. Look! *Points to the train with pillows*

We landed on the pillows, but the ISIS ponies grabbed RPG's, and started driving Hy-Rails, trucks with both regular wheels, and train wheels.

ISIS Pony 845: They're getting away!
ISIS Pony 93: *Pointing an RPG at the train* Not for long! *Shoots a rocket*
Sean & Nikki: *Get off the train before it explodes*
ISIS Pony 98: They got off the train, but that explosion should've killed them.
Sean: *Takes off his shoes, and makes a big pile of sand next to them* Let's go. *Carries Nikki, and runs at 300 miles an hour*
Nikki: How fast can you run?
Sean: 430 miles an hour. That's one advantage of having Sonic the hedgehog as my cousin.
ISIS Ponies: *Sees Sean's shoes, and the big pile of sand*
ISIS Pony 63: He's in there. Call Duublar, and let him know we killed him.
ISIS Pony 47: *Making the call* Duublar, we killed Sean The Hedgehog. I repeat, we killed Sean The Hedgehog.
Duublar: Did you hear that Halligan? He's dead.
Halligan: Yes. What about that brown earth pony Nikki? Is she still alive?
Duublar: Maybe. If she is, we can capture her again just like last time. The important thing, is that Sean is dead. With him out of our way, no one can defeat us.

2 B Continued