Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded by two more tracks. On one end was an earth pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.
White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the question is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell you something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies in this area.
ISIS Pony: *Running to the handcar* Stop!
White Pony: *Stops the handcar*
Sean: *Gets off*
ISIS Pony: What are you two doing here?
White Pony: What's it look like we're doing? We're riding a hand car through this wonderful country. (Even though Iraq is really a shithole)
ISIS Pony: Well go back to where you came from!
White Pony: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us?
ISIS Pony: *Points a pistol at the pony, and Sean*
White Pony: Okay, okay, we're going!
Sean: *Gets back on the handcar, and goes backwards*
White Pony: What a jerk. Sorry buddy, we'll have to go back.
A freight train went past us, and I jumped on the first freight car.
White Pony: What does that guy think he's doing?
Theme Song: link
The train I was on had weapons, and other supplies for ISIS. It went into Mosul, and I was hiding in the first freight car to make sure no one saw me.
SeanTheHedgehog & Jade_23 Present
Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: *Feels the train slowing down, and goes onto the roof*
ISIS Ponies: *Inspecting the bottom of the train*
Sean: *Sees a twelve story building nearby, and runs towards it*
Starring Nikki West from Jade_23
Also starring, Shredder, and Rainbow Dash
Sean: *Shoots a grappling hook to the top floor. Once it's set, he runs up the wall*
Also starring Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack
Featuring Double Diamond, and Roseluck
Sean: *Gets inside the building, and heads onto a catwalk*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, our leader has a speech for us!
Sean: *Whispering into microphone* Nikki, I'm at the meeting point. Come in. *Loads his .44 magnum, and M249 Machine gun with bullets*
ISIS Ponies: *Gathering at the meeting*
Sean: nikki, come in. *Hearing static on his walkie talkie*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, welcome the new leader of our organization, Duublar!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: *Walks to the podium* Thank you all. I have a secondary pony in command, and his name is Halligan.
Halligan: *Walks next to Duublar, and is greeted by cheers*
Stop the song
Sean: what's taking nikki so long? *Watches the meeting behind three crates*
Duublar: As you all know, we have big plans to make every pony in the entire world accept our ways of life.
Halligan: We have created a drug that will accomplish our goal. It is in all of those crates behind us, stored in hundreds, and thousands of syringes.
Duublar: We will now see if it works with a Pony Alliance spy we captured.
ISIS Ponies: *Dragging Nikki toward Duublar*
Nikki: Let me go!
Sean: *Gets his machine gun set up*
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe carrying the drug inside it*
Sean: *Shoots one of the ponies holding Nikki* Get out of there!
Nikki: *Runs away*
Duublar: *Looks up, and sees Sean* IT'S SEAN THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Sean: *Runs towards the window he went through while shooting at every ISIS pony*
Duublar: He's seen the drug! Kill him!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Grabbing AK47's, and running towards Sean's location*
Sean: *Grabs his grappling gun, and shoots the ceiling. He goes towards the tenth floor, and breaks a window*
ISIS Ponies: Hey!
Sean: *Shoots all of the ISIS Ponies*
Nikki: *Arrives* Thanks for saving me.
Sean: You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Nikki: *Grabs an AK47, and three grenades*
We both ran down the stairs.
ISIS Ponies: *Chasing Sean, and Nikki*
Sean: *Shoots a door, and makes it open*
Explosive barrels came out of the room, and towards the ISIS ponies.
Nikki: *Throws a grenade at the barrels*
ISIS Ponies: *Sees the grenade* Run away- *Die in the explosion*
Sean & Nikki: *Get down to the 7th floor, but are surrounded by more ISIS Ponies*
ISIS Pony 25: Drop your weapons onto the floor, and DON'T MOVE!!!
Sean: *Looks out the window, and sees a train go by carrying pillows* How convenient. (And unoriginal, but whatever. As long as we escape, who cares?)
Nikki: What?
ISIS Ponies: What did you say?!
Sean: *Grabs Nikki, and goes out the window*
Nikki: Are you crazy?!
Sean: No. Look! *Points to the train with pillows*
We landed on the pillows, but the ISIS ponies grabbed RPG's, and started driving Hy-Rails, trucks with both regular wheels, and train wheels.
ISIS Pony 845: They're getting away!
ISIS Pony 93: *Pointing an RPG at the train* Not for long! *Shoots a rocket*
Sean & Nikki: *Get off the train before it explodes*
ISIS Pony 98: They got off the train, but that explosion should've killed them.
Sean: *Takes off his shoes, and makes a big pile of sand next to them* Let's go. *Carries Nikki, and runs at 300 miles an hour*
Nikki: How fast can you run?
Sean: 430 miles an hour. That's one advantage of having Sonic the hedgehog as my cousin.
ISIS Ponies: *Sees Sean's shoes, and the big pile of sand*
ISIS Pony 63: He's in there. Call Duublar, and let him know we killed him.
ISIS Pony 47: *Making the call* Duublar, we killed Sean The Hedgehog. I repeat, we killed Sean The Hedgehog.
Duublar: Did you hear that Halligan? He's dead.
Halligan: Yes. What about that brown earth pony Nikki? Is she still alive?
Duublar: Maybe. If she is, we can capture her again just like last time. The important thing, is that Sean is dead. With him out of our way, no one can defeat us.
2 B Continued
White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the question is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell you something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies in this area.
ISIS Pony: *Running to the handcar* Stop!
White Pony: *Stops the handcar*
Sean: *Gets off*
ISIS Pony: What are you two doing here?
White Pony: What's it look like we're doing? We're riding a hand car through this wonderful country. (Even though Iraq is really a shithole)
ISIS Pony: Well go back to where you came from!
White Pony: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us?
ISIS Pony: *Points a pistol at the pony, and Sean*
White Pony: Okay, okay, we're going!
Sean: *Gets back on the handcar, and goes backwards*
White Pony: What a jerk. Sorry buddy, we'll have to go back.
A freight train went past us, and I jumped on the first freight car.
White Pony: What does that guy think he's doing?
Theme Song: link
The train I was on had weapons, and other supplies for ISIS. It went into Mosul, and I was hiding in the first freight car to make sure no one saw me.
SeanTheHedgehog & Jade_23 Present
Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: *Feels the train slowing down, and goes onto the roof*
ISIS Ponies: *Inspecting the bottom of the train*
Sean: *Sees a twelve story building nearby, and runs towards it*
Starring Nikki West from Jade_23
Also starring, Shredder, and Rainbow Dash
Sean: *Shoots a grappling hook to the top floor. Once it's set, he runs up the wall*
Also starring Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack
Featuring Double Diamond, and Roseluck
Sean: *Gets inside the building, and heads onto a catwalk*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, our leader has a speech for us!
Sean: *Whispering into microphone* Nikki, I'm at the meeting point. Come in. *Loads his .44 magnum, and M249 Machine gun with bullets*
ISIS Ponies: *Gathering at the meeting*
Sean: nikki, come in. *Hearing static on his walkie talkie*
ISIS Pony 47: Attention, welcome the new leader of our organization, Duublar!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: *Walks to the podium* Thank you all. I have a secondary pony in command, and his name is Halligan.
Halligan: *Walks next to Duublar, and is greeted by cheers*
Stop the song
Sean: what's taking nikki so long? *Watches the meeting behind three crates*
Duublar: As you all know, we have big plans to make every pony in the entire world accept our ways of life.
Halligan: We have created a drug that will accomplish our goal. It is in all of those crates behind us, stored in hundreds, and thousands of syringes.
Duublar: We will now see if it works with a Pony Alliance spy we captured.
ISIS Ponies: *Dragging Nikki toward Duublar*
Nikki: Let me go!
Sean: *Gets his machine gun set up*
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe carrying the drug inside it*
Sean: *Shoots one of the ponies holding Nikki* Get out of there!
Nikki: *Runs away*
Duublar: *Looks up, and sees Sean* IT'S SEAN THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Sean: *Runs towards the window he went through while shooting at every ISIS pony*
Duublar: He's seen the drug! Kill him!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Grabbing AK47's, and running towards Sean's location*
Sean: *Grabs his grappling gun, and shoots the ceiling. He goes towards the tenth floor, and breaks a window*
ISIS Ponies: Hey!
Sean: *Shoots all of the ISIS Ponies*
Nikki: *Arrives* Thanks for saving me.
Sean: You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Nikki: *Grabs an AK47, and three grenades*
We both ran down the stairs.
ISIS Ponies: *Chasing Sean, and Nikki*
Sean: *Shoots a door, and makes it open*
Explosive barrels came out of the room, and towards the ISIS ponies.
Nikki: *Throws a grenade at the barrels*
ISIS Ponies: *Sees the grenade* Run away- *Die in the explosion*
Sean & Nikki: *Get down to the 7th floor, but are surrounded by more ISIS Ponies*
ISIS Pony 25: Drop your weapons onto the floor, and DON'T MOVE!!!
Sean: *Looks out the window, and sees a train go by carrying pillows* How convenient. (And unoriginal, but whatever. As long as we escape, who cares?)
Nikki: What?
ISIS Ponies: What did you say?!
Sean: *Grabs Nikki, and goes out the window*
Nikki: Are you crazy?!
Sean: No. Look! *Points to the train with pillows*
We landed on the pillows, but the ISIS ponies grabbed RPG's, and started driving Hy-Rails, trucks with both regular wheels, and train wheels.
ISIS Pony 845: They're getting away!
ISIS Pony 93: *Pointing an RPG at the train* Not for long! *Shoots a rocket*
Sean & Nikki: *Get off the train before it explodes*
ISIS Pony 98: They got off the train, but that explosion should've killed them.
Sean: *Takes off his shoes, and makes a big pile of sand next to them* Let's go. *Carries Nikki, and runs at 300 miles an hour*
Nikki: How fast can you run?
Sean: 430 miles an hour. That's one advantage of having Sonic the hedgehog as my cousin.
ISIS Ponies: *Sees Sean's shoes, and the big pile of sand*
ISIS Pony 63: He's in there. Call Duublar, and let him know we killed him.
ISIS Pony 47: *Making the call* Duublar, we killed Sean The Hedgehog. I repeat, we killed Sean The Hedgehog.
Duublar: Did you hear that Halligan? He's dead.
Halligan: Yes. What about that brown earth pony Nikki? Is she still alive?
Duublar: Maybe. If she is, we can capture her again just like last time. The important thing, is that Sean is dead. With him out of our way, no one can defeat us.
2 B Continued
Back with the story......
Twilight: You ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I LOVE YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I love you outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorite element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!
THE END!!!!
I'll make more articles, don't worry.
Twilight: You ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I LOVE YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I love you outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favorite element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!
THE END!!!!
I'll make more articles, don't worry.
Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy you keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.
"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.
To be continued.........
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy you keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.
"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.
To be continued.........
*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are you doing this i know you have the power to stop this so love and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: you made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are you doing this i know you have the power to stop this so love and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: you made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
I grew up in a town where you had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and more commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no Pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no Pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."