Rainbow Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share Rainbow Dash.
Narrator: Said the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless you want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Rainbow Dash looked forward to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, Rainbow Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Mind your own business you celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, Rainbow Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were next to Rainbow Dash, and Rachel.
Rainbow Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
Rainbow Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
Rainbow Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and you cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and you can hear tires skidding.
Rainbow Dash: *Laying on top of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto Rainbow Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on Rainbow Dash? Have you been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And Rainbow Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the next part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share Rainbow Dash.
Narrator: Said the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless you want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Rainbow Dash looked forward to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, Rainbow Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Mind your own business you celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, Rainbow Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were next to Rainbow Dash, and Rachel.
Rainbow Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
Rainbow Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
Rainbow Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and you cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and you can hear tires skidding.
Rainbow Dash: *Laying on top of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto Rainbow Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on Rainbow Dash? Have you been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And Rainbow Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the next part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
Rachel
P.C. Pullman
My character-Wildberry.
My character-Windle
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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The circle comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430
Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002
Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...
HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little Pony stuffed animal toy in a prize crane machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have gold glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are you everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size pony toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did you find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up by the eye nothing too major later!
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size pony toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did you find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up by the eye nothing too major later!
Andy's car
January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back you two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let you talk in private....
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Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back you two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let you talk in private....
