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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and you probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but you have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*

Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the hill quickly. However, on the end of the train.

Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*

When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.

Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit by pizzas*
Conductor: You could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know you uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't you notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then next time, pay more attention.

They had to wait until next morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.

Pete: None of you are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving you both a two day vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank you Pete. You know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, you two can go now.

As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.

Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank you for the advice you gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: You crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman Hill was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: You know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know more than Gordon. Everypony should know more than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two day vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*

The end

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rainbow Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by Dragon-88
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some said "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed by the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around by herself to discover more on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Frozen for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks showing up next to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to show up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted more weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told by Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora was waiting outside the shop for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please report to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be reading free puppy posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" said Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...
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Source: My Little Brony
posted by Seanthehedgehog
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian Pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored by Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...
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Credit: BogyleBronies ; To save 17 seconds of your life skip the intro.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
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I<3Muffins
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Time
WhatsWrongWithMeRarityBoastsAndYouStillLikeHer
GodOfChaos
ChangelingQueen
IllStealYourMagic
allMeMinuette
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Yay:
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I<3Muffins:...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
the trotting dead
the trotting dead
my name is rainbow dash and i am only 6 years old when all this happened its late afternoon and were eating dinner. suddenly we hear groaning and chomps and blood flies on our window i go to look outside and then a zombie pops up and i was scared to death
i ran to my dad and then the zombie was cracking our window. good thing my dad had a gun in his
room and he gave a gun to my brother when he was 17 so my brother got his gun and shot the zombie through the window. it flew back and then we looked at her we noticed it was my sister.
we were all sad we boarded up the doors and the windows. then a zombie was in the back of our house down in the basement when we went down there the only weapons we had were guns and one knife. i had nothing cause i was to little. it almost got my mom cause she was looking somewhere else. be in for part 2!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
8 PM, the party just started at Hawkeye's house, and everypony was having a good time.

Hawkeye: *Turns on record player* Okay everypony, let's get some music going on in here.

Song: link

Coffee Creme: Little Richard!
Hawkeye: Correct. Get some food, and dance!
Stylo: *Eating pretzels*
Jeff: *Eating hotdog*
Mirage: *Dancing with Coffee Creme*
Percy: *Drinking soda*
Gordon: *Enters house* How dare you dance with my special somepony!
Hawkeye: Hey Gordon, who invited you?
Stylo: No one.
Hawkeye: So get out of here!
Gordon: No! I'm gonna party, and I'm gonna do it now! *Jumps onto snack table, and eats all...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Stylo got to their train, they saw Wilson, and Snowflake.

Hawkeye: I'm having a party at my house tonight at 8, and you're invited.
Wilson: Thanks Pierce. I just hope it's better than those parties we had in the Korean War.
Hawkeye: Thankfully I wasn't in the Korean War, so I wouldn't know what you were talking about.
Stylo: Guess what.
Snowflake: What?
Stylo: Party at Hawkeye's at 8 tonight, and you're invited.
Snowflake: Thanks.
Stylo: Make sure you tell Percy, and Jeff when you see them.
Hawkeye: Stylo, Wilson says we can go now.
Stylo: On my way. *Runs to train*
Snowflake:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to...
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