Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and you probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but you have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*

Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the hill quickly. However, on the end of the train.

Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*

When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.

Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit by pizzas*
Conductor: You could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know you uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't you notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then next time, pay more attention.

They had to wait until next morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.

Pete: None of you are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving you both a two day vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank you Pete. You know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, you two can go now.

As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.

Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank you for the advice you gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: You crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman Hill was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: You know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know more than Gordon. Everypony should know more than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two day vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*

The end

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.