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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever you are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms come out. One comes out of Score's closet, and others come from under her bed.

Score: What the hay are you all doing here!!! I said I wasn't gonna join the army!!!!!
Colt: We didn't asked you if you wanted to, your going to!
Score: Azura! CS! Nikki! Stormy! Pacifica!! HELP!!!!!
Colt: (puts tape on Score's mouth)
Score: MMMMMF!!!!
Colt: Listen Score, if you don't join the army NOW, we will take over Ponyville and kill all your friends! Got it?!?!?
Score: (calms down) *nods*
Colt: Good then! Now let's go everypony! (Puts Score into a bag)
Colt: We're gonna need more than just one pony!
Colt: I think I know some ponies as strong as Score!
Colt: Okay then, lets get them.

They all left Score in a bag in their army car. And they went to kidnap the rest. The first house where they stopped was in Peppermint's house. They grabbed her and put her in a bag, then threw her inside the car with Score. After that, they headed to Aura's house. Aura did fought back, but it was too late. They shoved her in the car too. Finally, they went to Grape Fruit's house. Grape fruit did hit a colt with her legs, but they also shoved her in the car, then they all left to San Palomino Desert.

To be continued.....
Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and Rainbow Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the Pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do you want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. You are our leader.
Eggman: I want you to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, or just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do you want us to do?
Eggman: Make more tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I love it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank you for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me....
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Source: facebook, deviantart
LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was showing everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did you get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the street from the train station. I love this thing.
Frank: You better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see you hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one more time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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Rainbow Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep you guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were you successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten said from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and loading it with a real arrow and said "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten said and pointed the crossbow...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask you something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do you know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was given powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the second form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma Ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits next to me* What are you reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do you say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped by Communists, and almost died by a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hey everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, Papillon fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, Papillon spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the boat got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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