(ich hatte langeweile und habe mir mal ein mieses englisches schimpfwort ausgedacht)

Fucking-stupid-sluttish-slut-of-a-whorish-bitch-slut-brat-who-would-do-josh-schwartz-just-to-get-a-bad-payed-role-dealing-with-a-fucked-up-character-everybody-likes-in-the-beginning-but-then-got-only-bad-and-humiliating-storiylines-so-that-the-character-got-hard-and-hollow-or-just-ended-up-with-some-pitty-of-a-boyfriend-fucking-around-and-not-caring-for-her-feelings-a-second-until-he-looses-her-and-gets-her-again-and-loses-her-again-because-his-character-is-fucked-up-too-and-her-character-is-probably-going-to-die-or-getting-pregnant-from-some-random-stranger-in-the-end-anyway-and-after-her-damn-chareer-making-friends-with-mrs-damm-just-to-get-her-fashion-knowledge-skrewed-up-and-then-bonding-with-karin-fucking-annoying-whore-to-be-naive-and-stupid-and-sluttish-together-just-to-probably-get-killed-along-with-her-or-ending-up-marring-a-lama-which-spits-in-her-face-every-moring-as-a-way-to-say-''whoa-how-could-I-get-married-to-such-a-stupid-neurotic-bitch,-I-can't-belive-I-didn't-listen-to-my-lama-parents-how-can-I-get-rid-of-her?''-and-after-killing-her-poor-innocent-lama-husband-getting-pregnant-from-pettersson-without-a-real-name-or-findus-nobody-really-knows-this-probably-both-and-burying-her-newly-born-cat-finne-slut-baby-in-peter-lustigs-not-so-funny-fun-corner-just-to-finally-get-head-shotted-by-a-damn-cool-muckla-in-hunnululu...

All my friends are coming over
And I hope nobody told her
She has a way of turning sunshine into rain
I’ve got on that shirt she hates
I just know that face she’ll make
Even though it hurts, she’s my favorite pain
She never drives her car, she drives me crazy
She went out of gas, and somehow I’m to blame

I’ll take her out and drop her off
On the outskirts of our town
I’ll leave a trail of roses that’ll lead back home (so come back home)
She’ll pick a fight for no good reason
She knows I’ll never leave
I love her half to death,
But she’s killing me

All my friends, they say they like her...

(WARNING: miese insiderwitze, die nur ich verstehe :D interessiert niemand aber ich habe gewisse aggressionen gegen kA(HHHH)- RIIIIII(HHHH)N Fucking slut whore bitch brat)

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'...