Movies Article: The Longest Yard's Memorable Quotes. =D.

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The Longest Yard's Memorable Quotes. =D.

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Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over by cops]:Here, you can finish this beer for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.
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Caretaker:Check me, check me.
Half a star? Check it again.
Uh ah. That aint right. I'm gonna have to stab somebody to get my rep. up.
Skitchy RiversHow about we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight? That should boost your rep.
Superstar vs. Half-a-Star.
Caretaker:Hey old man. How bout you shut-up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out?
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Switowski:Will you teach me to football?
Paul Crewe:Sure we'll teach you to football. Won't we Caretaker?
Caretaker:I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
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Caretaker:Yo man, that's my flyer, man. I worked hard on that. You see he ran like a little bitch right? You saw that right?
[Cheeseburger Eddy gets in his face]
Caretaker:Yo, the team needs you. Team needs you. You-you should come-come to the tree-outs.
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Cheeseburger Eddy:It ain't easy, being cheesy!
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Caretaker:[introducing himself to Crewe]Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
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Caretaker:Who we gonna crush?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
Brucie:The guards!
Caretaker:Gotcha.
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Caretaker:I don't give a shit! O.J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!
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Ellarose lol it will always be funny :D

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The Stepford Wives

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Vanity Fair's 2009 Actor/Director Photoshoot

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kill bill

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shrek

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Cruel Intentions 2

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Actor SCOTT A. MARTIN Hits It Big with "The Campaign," "Killer Joe," and "Fire With Fire"

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Scott A. Martin

Although you might not recognize actor SCOTT A. MARTIN yet, you soon will. Scott is having a huge summer with appearances in three films this month, including alongside Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis in “THE CAMPAIGN,” Gina Gershon in “KILLER JOE” and Josh Duhamel in “FIRE WITH FIRE.”

Whether Hollywood needs an uber fan, an overbearing boss, or a scary skinhead, this West Virginia native is proving to be the new ‘go-to’ character guy. And this isn’t all, Scott has roles in the upcoming films “Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (Leatherface)” and in the highly-anticipated Tom...

A Villain

posted by Pyjamarama

Villain

Here's a picture of a villain who is a nasty person. But you love the movie villains who are Scar (The Lion King) Thrax (Osmosis Jones) Randall Boggs (Monsters, Inc.) Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) Victor Quartermaine (Wallace and Gromit) Mulgarath (The Spiderwick Chronicles) Vlad Vladikoff (Horton Hears a Who) Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda) Shan-Yu (Mulan) Lamia (Stardust) Queen Narissa (Enchanted) Rene Belloq (Raiders of the Lost Ark) The Raccoons (Brother Bear 2) Shere Khan (The Jungle Book 2) Captain Hook (Return to Never Land) Ruber (Quest for Camelot) Darla Dimple (Cats Don't Dance) Chef Skinner...

The worst movies I have ever seen

posted by LisaForde

Ok so here is a little review of movies that I saw and didn’t like.

#1 Just Like Heaven

Ok seriously who in their own mind would fall in love with a dead woman OMG how stupid was this movie. It stars my favourite actress(Reese Witherspoon) and I have no idea why she signed up for this depressing romantic comedy. Sure its funny here and there but I was disappointed with this movie.

#2 Stardust

Ok I know a lot of people probably like this movie but I for one found it depressing and disgusting(did you see the part where the wicked queen cut off the king’s penis OMG it was such a horrible film....

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My favourite movies (29)

posted by LisaForde

The Little Mermaid

My favourite movies

Ok so here is a list of movies that I love to watch over and over again. Note some of them are my least favourite so please enjoy and rate.(* is for least favs)

#1 Enchanted

#2 Anastasia

#3 The Lion King

#4 The Little Mermaid

#5 Walk The Line

#6 Maid in Manhattan

#7 Beauty & the Beast(don’t own it but I’ll probably get the DVD of it soon)

#8 27 Dresses

#9 Aquamarine

#10 13 going on 30

#11 Aladdin

#12 Tarzan

#13 Shrek 1 or 2

#14 Herbie: Fully loaded*

#15 First Daughter

#16 A Cinderella Story

#17 Spiderman 1 or 2

#18 Night at the Museum II

#19 Snow White*

#20 The Parent Trap

#21 Princess Diaries II

#22 Pocahontas

#23 Swan Princess

#24 High School Musical III: Senior Year

#25 Hannah Montana the movie

#26 Dumb & Dumber

#27 Splash

#28 Shark Tale

#29 A Walk to Remember*

Enchanted

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Enchanted movie review

posted by LisaForde

Ok so I am a die hard fan of this film and it probably has to be my all time favourite since TLM. Enchanted is part animated and is mixed with live action . The story is about a cartoon maiden who falls for a prince(like in most fairytales) and they decide to marry the next day. But the prince's evil stepmother doesn't want that and so she poses as an old hag tells Giselle(Amy Adams) to make a wish and as she says her wish she falls into the magic well and is transformed into a real life version of herself inside a manhole (stupid eh read on). Scared and worried she comes across a handsome...

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The Informant

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The Story Behind The Greatest Film Opening Of All Time

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An opening to a film is an essential part of a film. Some people might have started watching a particular film for no real reason, so if the film has an unappealing opening, there's a good chance that people will stop watching it. A film's opening is often a way to introduce audiences to the story and atmosphere. There are times where a film's opening might have a different tone than the rest of the film. Sometimes, a film might start off sadder or happier than you'd expect.

There's one opening to a film that stands out from the rest. The opening I'm referring to is the opening to Pokemon:...

West Side Story (2021) | Movie Poster

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New Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Trailer Looks Intense

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Razilee and Elijah Part 3 2021 Poster

New Razilee and Elijah Trailer Looks Intense

The second trailer for Razilee and Elijah: Part 3, (Elijah: Part 3) was released today and the film looks intense.

Still, currently we do not have a run time or rating on the film yet, which is interesting considering by the time the second trailers release we typically have a rating on films. Venom: Let There Be Carnage, did the same thing, and now Razilee and Elijah: Part 3. According to viewers, the second trailer looks promising for a PG-13 rating much like the second film. But is much more noticeable in Part 3.

Razilee and Elijah Part 3

See new trailer for Razilee and Elijah Part 3

Looks intense, razilee and elijah part 3

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Could This Be Related To "Razilee and Elijah: Part 3"?

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A recent photo was released on Deviantart. A source used for many different types of art, photo editing and more from various groups. This was that photo, the text line reads "Motion, The Flow" now we know that the Razilee and Elijah slogan is "Go With The Flow," but we couldn't help but notice the connection.

In truth, neither Razilee, or Elijah have updated the third film, are first confirmation was back in August 2020, and our secondary update was October 2020 with just expressions. Since that date, neither of the two have said, expressed or opened anything on a third film... IMDB, states...

*Batman V/s Superman*

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*The Old Guard*

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INTERVIEW: Filmmaker Gigi Burgdorf Takes a Virtual Trip Through Time with “Same Time Next Week”

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Gigi Burgdorf

Have you ever heard the saying: hindsight is 2020? Basically, it means that it’s easy for someone to be knowledgeable about something after it has happened. This idea has been explored for years in movies and now filmmaker Gigi Burgdorf brings it to the virtual world in her new short film, “Same Time Next Week.”

The premise centers around a group of coworkers in need of a miracle to save their jobs. Desperate to land their latest account, the team conducts a series of brainstorming virtual meetings. During one session, a coworker discovers a software setting that allows him to travel in...