Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over by cops]:Here, you can finish this beer for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.
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Caretaker:Check me, check me.
Half a star? Check it again.
Uh ah. That aint right. I'm gonna have to stab somebody to get my rep. up.
Skitchy RiversHow about we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight? That should boost your rep.
Superstar vs. Half-a-Star.
Caretaker:Hey old man. How bout you shut-up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out?
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Switowski:Will you teach me to football?
Paul Crewe:Sure we'll teach you to football. Won't we Caretaker?
Caretaker:I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
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Caretaker:Yo man, that's my flyer, man. I worked hard on that. You see he ran like a little bitch right? You saw that right?
[Cheeseburger Eddy gets in his face]
Caretaker:Yo, the team needs you. Team needs you. You-you should come-come to the tree-outs.
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Cheeseburger Eddy:It ain't easy, being cheesy!
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Caretaker:[introducing himself to Crewe]Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
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Caretaker:Who we gonna crush?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
Brucie:The guards!
Caretaker:Gotcha.
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Caretaker:I don't give a shit! O.J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!
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Claire Lanay
It's been a while since I last made another movie article (2 years, to be exact). I'd like to contribute to this club once more by making a list of my favourite superhero movies. And with The Green Lantern and Captain America: the First Avenger finally playing in theaters, and The Amazing Spider-Man and The Dark Knight Rises coming up, I'll be sure to post reviews about some of them after I've seen them! ;)
Without further ado, here they are in no particular order.
1: Iron Man (2008).
In it's opening weekend, Iron Man grossed $98,618,668 in 4,105 theaters across the United States and Canada,...
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Without further ado, here they are in no particular order.
1: Iron Man (2008).
In it's opening weekend, Iron Man grossed $98,618,668 in 4,105 theaters across the United States and Canada,...
[This article was originally posted on the Animated Movies spot]
I recently realised that I have been missing out on many interesting animated movies. I am a true Disney fan at heart and no movies will ever be able to give me the same feelings that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Lady and the Tramp, Hercules, The Little Mermaid and many more can, but I have realised that there are many other good animated movies out there that are not in relation to Disney at all.
In this article I am looking a DreamWorks traditionally animated movies, which only consists of five films: The Prince of...
continue reading...
I recently realised that I have been missing out on many interesting animated movies. I am a true Disney fan at heart and no movies will ever be able to give me the same feelings that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Lady and the Tramp, Hercules, The Little Mermaid and many more can, but I have realised that there are many other good animated movies out there that are not in relation to Disney at all.
In this article I am looking a DreamWorks traditionally animated movies, which only consists of five films: The Prince of...
