12 Libertarian Days of Christmas 

Hearing the same old Christmas music over and over each year is enough to make a person go crazy. On top of that, it seems to be starting earlier and earlier; like seriously – can we get through Easter first?

We decided to put a new twist on an old classic to make the holidays more tolerable. If you could have any holiday song remade, which one would it be?

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

A caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

An election cycle worth milking, tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Ideas worth advancing, an election cycle worth milking, tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

No wars- so peacekeeping, ideas worth advancing, an election cycle worth milking, tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eleven online friends all griping, no wars- so peacekeeping, ideas worth advancing, an election cycle worth milking, tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

A party overcoming, eleven online friends all griping, no wars- so peacekeeping, ideas worth advancing, an election cycle worth milking, tons of pot plant trimmings, cash jobs- not tax paying, a caucus about chicken wings! Four martinis: stirred, three honest councilmen, two guns which I love, and a pocket constitution he got for free.

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