WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE I’M DRUNK
WALKIN’ BY THE MIRROR SEE MY EYES ARE SHRUNK
MY SHOES ON,GET A DRINK,I’M GOIN’ DOWNTOWN
THEN MY PUT MY GLASSES ON IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A CLOWN
LET’S GO DON’T TAKE IT SLOW,SLOW
BUT I THINK I’M GONNA THROW,THROW
WALKIN’ BY THE TOILET,YO-YO!
BEEP BEEP MY PHONE IS RINGING,OH NO!
I’M GONNA GET ALL THE BOO-HOO!
THINKIN’ I GOT A SORE-TOE,OH!
OH CRAP!IT’S A DAMN,DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME MAN!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY, I’M GONNA MAKE U PEE IN YOUR PANTS
TIK-TOK,I DON’T CARE,GET A LIFE AND GET IT CLEAR NOW!
OH-WHOA-O-O,OH-WHOA-O-!
AIN’T GOT NO BEER IN THE HOUSE,I’M FEELIN CRAZY AS SHIT!
I GOTTA GET ME SOME BEER BEFORE I TURN INTO BEAST
SEE THE DUDES ARE LINING UP WITH THE BEER IN THEIR HANDS...
SO I RUN OUTTA THE HOUSE UNTIL I REACH TO THE CANI’M GONNA KICK ‘EM OUTTA MY HOUSE ,HOUSE!CUZ DUDES DON’T SHUT US DOWN,DOWN
GONNA SMACK ‘EM OUTTA MY TOWN,TOWN
KNOCK KNOCK ,THEY KNOCKIN’ AT MY DOOR,DOOR
THEY LOOKIN SICK OF BOREDOM,BLAH!
LOOKIN’ SICK OF BOREDOM,I’M SO SICK—I’M BORED!!!
OH CRAP!IT’S A DAMN,DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME MAN!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY, I’M GONNA MAKE U PEE IN YOUR PANTS
TIK-TOK,I DON’T CARE,GET A LIFE AND GET IT CLEAR NOW!

OH-WHOA-O-O,OH-WHOA-O-!(2X)
DJ,KICKED ME OUT,YOU PISSED ME OFF
MY HEAD IT BURNS YEAH YOU FOOLED MEWITH MY SHOES UP,YOU MADE ME MAD!
YOU MAKE ME PISS OFF,YOU HATE ME!
YOU LIKE THE DUDES,YOU HATE THE BABES!
YOU’RE JUST AN EVIL BLOBHEAD!
YO!LISTEN UP!YOU REALLY SUCK!
SO JUST SHUT UP!!!


NOW THE PARTY’S BEEN WRECKED,I’M FEELING DUMB!

OH CRAP!IT’S A DAMN,DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME MAN!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY, I’M GONNA MAKE U PEE IN YOUR PANTS
TIK-TOK,I DON’T CARE,GET A LIFE AND GET IT CLEAR NOW!
OH-WHOA-O-O,OH-WHOA-O-!(2x).