DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s
(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:
Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you
He wrote back:
Peace,
I love you more than you can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile
We spent an hour snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shirt off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace
Dear journal,
ATTENTION!!!!! I, Amelia Carina Bitman Montoya , will not be writing in this journal anymore!!! This year, Harry James Potter will be doing the entries with side comments from me. Ok, here goes:
Uh-hi? This is Harry potter speaking. This year at the dursleys has been great! Dudley hasn't beaten me up at all, the one time he did, I was not the only one that came home with a black eye! Emily had punched Dudley in the face! Oh and this is the good part: when Dudley told uncle Vernon how he got it, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE DUDLEY! Aunt petunia and uncle Vernon think that Emily is such a sweet little angel; in fact, I think that they like Emily more than Dudley!
Now I have to go, Emily is upstairs, and even though the dursleys want to introduce Emily and Dudley to the company (they’re making Emily wear a dress, much to her mortification) Emily is waiting upstairs. I think she is expecting someone. Hey-was that a pop? And there’s Emily scream- I had better go see what's going on. Bye!
Harry Potter
Today I decided to go see Emily at Harry’s. So I grabbed some floo powder and 'POOF' I was there. Well the dursleys looked really mad. REALLY mad. Well I told her about me and Draco. Harry was blushing the whole time. And this other boy was staring at me the whole time. When harry and Emily left he started flirting with me. I smacked him and he got this weird dog shaped bruise on his face. I went back home. Kissed Draco. Then fell asleep on the floor. I am writing this at 2 a.m. =]
~peace
Dear Emily’s journal,
I am locked in my room for the whole house elf incident. Oh and Malfoy and peace showed up. I blame Emily. But I learned that someone besides Emily can beat Dudley up. (ATTENTION!!!! LOOK I GOT A RED PEN!!! THIS IS EMILY!! I WILL BE MAKING LITTLE INTERUPTIONS WITH MY RED PEN!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DID NOT INVITE PEACE OVER HERE!!!!!! OOPS- THERES RON SO I G2G, BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH MY AWSOME RED PEN L8ER!!!!!!!! OH AND I AM SENDING A HOWLER TO PEACE FOR THE WHOLE GEE I FEEL LIKE DROPPING BY AND GIVING THE DURSLEYS A HEART ATTACK INCIDINT ((OK OK I ADMIT THAT PART WAS KIND OF FUNNY)) BUT ANYWAYS I G2G BYE!!!!!
EMILY!!!!) And harry
Dear...
so tired.... can stay up and write.... night....
~pea....ce...
(HELLO THIS IS EMILY!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! I AM STUMPED ON HOW TO GET PEACE BACK, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I COULD DROP IN ON HER AND SCARE THE MALFOYS TO DEATH, BUT THE DAY I SET FOOT ION THE MALFOYS HOUSE IS THE DAY I -HARRY POTTER 7. EH HEH ANYWAYS I WILL GIVE THIS RED PEN SHOW ((AWESOME RED PEN SHOW!!!!!!) OVER TO MR. HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!)
Gee thanks Emily I don't really know how I can follow that *snickers* (I HEARD THAT! ) anywhos we're over at Ron's house. Fred and George think that Emily is awesome. Figures. We’re headed to Diagon ally today. Something called the floo network. Hmm, whatever. Goodbye!
Harry (AND EMILY)
SRY THIS LINE IS OUT OF ORDER,
guess what? I got colorful pens. So now I will write in NEON GREEN.
Isn't this so amazing? No its not.
So now I write in red. >= [
I am really pissed off. Draco was missing to day and i spend 4 WHOLE MINUTES looking for him. You know where I found him? NO YOU DON'T CAUSE YOU ARE JUST A STUPID DIARY!!!! Well I found him in his room asleep. DRACO IS NEVER ASLEEP HE IS NORMALY OFF KILLING PEOPLE HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO SLEEP. ONLY I DO.
>= [peace] =<
ps. I really like my new way to write my name.
(ATTENTION!!!! NO TIME FOR NORMAL HI'S!!!! SOMETHING SO ABNORMAL AND CRAZY JUST HAPPEND THAT I THINK THAT SPACE AND TIME ARE NOW DISTORTED! WHAT IS THE BIG NEWS YOU ASK? WELL HERE IT IS: I HAVE JUST MET SOMEONE MORE VAIN THAN ROSALIE HALE!!!!!! I DONT BELEVE IT!!!!!! ((THE DUDES NAME IS GILDEROY LOCKHEART)) ANYWAYS WHILE WE WERE AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS, I SAW MALFOY AND PEACE. PEACE WAS CHASING MALFOY ALL OVER THE STORE AND HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH BOOKS YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT SLEEP. WHATEVER. BYE!!!!!)
Well, I don’t really know how to top that. We met Draco and his dad at the store and you’ll never guess what happened! Mr. Weasley and Lucius Malfoy got in a fist fight! (And then Emily joined of course ) we're going to go now. Ooh! Ooh! Emily taught me this: c u l8er!
EMILY! And harry
Hey! This is Draco writing. I just wanted you to know that (1) I am hungry =] (2) Gilderoy Lockhart (soon to be Professor Lockhart) like harry pothead more than me >= [(3) Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Emmett Cullen came to stay with us. =?
BYE
Draco (and peace<3)
(OH GOODIE!!!!!! WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!! OFF TO THE YEAR WITH GIANT SNAKES AND ENCHANTED DIARYS!!!!!!!! AND SPIDERS AND LUCIUS MALFOY!!!!!! THE MOST AWFUL PARTS OF THE YEAR!!!!! ((BY THE WAY I AM PUTTING AN ENCHANTMENT ON THIS ENTRY SO THAT IF HARRY TRIES TO READ THIS HE WILL BE MOMENTARILY BLINDED))
EMILY)
I found this diary and liked it better than my old one. I am on the Hogwarts express right now. Me, Draco, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper are sitting together. Emmett and Jasper are teaching Draco martial arts. He is doing well. Me and Rosalie and talking about how to improve my already fashionable clothes, makeup, and hair. For the first day of school I am going to wear these adorable green five inch high heels that Rosalie is lending me. I will wear a gray skirt that resembles those worn for cheer leading but it goes down to right above my knees. I will wear a green sweater and over that my new robes! Rosalie (she is also in Slytherin) will be wearing neon green leggings. A long shiny silver shirt and some thin gold belts over her shirt. Her shoes will be black and pointy toed. Whoa is my quill messed up? My writing is disappearing.
Sorry to hear that.
WTF!
Sorry.
(HI! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE GOING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE ENTRY BECAUSE APPERANTLY HARRY TRIED TO READ MY PAS ENTRY SO HE IS MOMENTARILY BLINDED . WE ALL GOT DITENTION FOR THAT WHOLE CAR INCIDENT. I ALSO TOLD BIG MOUTH BOY THAT IF HE EVEN LOOKS AT NEVILE FUNNY, HE WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL WING WITH A 'MYSTERIOUS' INJURY . HA!!!!!! OH, BUT SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPEND, I ASKED GINNY IF SHE DISCOVERD THE DIARY YET, BUT SHE SAID "WHAT DIARY?" EITHER SHES LYING, SHE HASNT FOUND IT YET, OR PEACE MESSED UP. I BET ALL OF HARRYS MONEY THAT IT WAS THE LAST ONE . HMMMMMM..... EITHER WAY, I HAVE TO GO VISIT HARRY IN THE HOSPITAL WING. SOMETHIN ABOUT HE 'CANT SEE' HM, WELL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT’S ABOUT . BYE!
EMILY! )
(3-4 days later)
So Tom how have you been
Okay? Yourself
Pretty good.
Lovely.
And how are you?
Well, Lonely. You are my only companion, Peace..
That’s too bad. I will always be here though.
Thank you. You have no idea what this means to me.
Oh Tom I would do anything for you.
Peace, you are my favorite person in the world. I love you.
You... Love me?
More than anybody.
Do you like; love me because I am the only living person you are in contact with. or love me like a brother. Or like a child?
All of those.
Well then I guess I love you too.
Wonderful.
I would kiss you if I could.
Me too. How about we do kiss. do you know where moaning myrtles bathroom is?
Yes. But I don't go there often. It scares me.
Go there tomorrow at 3pm. bring nobody with you... I will be waiting.
Oh of course I will come!
Don’t forget. And bring you diary with you.
Okay!
Dear Emily's journal,
Okay, I’m back. I couldn't write last time because someone made me blinded for a week. ( ) shut up Emily. so Emily has been worried about peace and keeps on asking Ginny "have you found it yet?" none of us have figured out what she means, but its really starting to annoy Ginny. Oh, and the weirdest thing happened. I was in Lockhart’s office, doing my detention (HEY I WAS TOO! ) well then. Sorry. Me and Emily were in Lockhart’s office, doing our detention. Happy? (NO) like I care. ( ) well anyways, we were sitting there answering Lockhart’s fan mail, and I heard a voice coming from the walls! I followed it and me and Emily saw Mrs. Norris petrified! I suspect Emily. (NO ACTUALLY THE VOICE BEAT ME TO IT. TO BAD SHES ONLY PETRIFIED. THERES A CURE FOR THAT. ) okay so it isn’t Emily. I wonder who or what did it? ( SNAAAAAAAAKE!!) What? (NOTHING)
(EMILY) and harry
Tom?
Yeah.
I just blacked out for 3 hours.
Really, why?
I have no idea. But I woke up covered in blood... I think I am possessed.
You have no idea how right you are.
What sorry I just spaced out.
I said I was sorry to hear that.
Tom my head hurts I am going to bed.
Okay. Hey want to meet me again same place same time tomorrow.
Okay.
Night.
.
.
.
Next we kill.
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s
(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:
Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you
He wrote back:
Peace,
I love you more than you can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile
We spent an hour snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shirt off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace
Dear journal,
ATTENTION!!!!! I, Amelia Carina Bitman Montoya , will not be writing in this journal anymore!!! This year, Harry James Potter will be doing the entries with side comments from me. Ok, here goes:
Uh-hi? This is Harry potter speaking. This year at the dursleys has been great! Dudley hasn't beaten me up at all, the one time he did, I was not the only one that came home with a black eye! Emily had punched Dudley in the face! Oh and this is the good part: when Dudley told uncle Vernon how he got it, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE DUDLEY! Aunt petunia and uncle Vernon think that Emily is such a sweet little angel; in fact, I think that they like Emily more than Dudley!
Now I have to go, Emily is upstairs, and even though the dursleys want to introduce Emily and Dudley to the company (they’re making Emily wear a dress, much to her mortification) Emily is waiting upstairs. I think she is expecting someone. Hey-was that a pop? And there’s Emily scream- I had better go see what's going on. Bye!
Harry Potter
Today I decided to go see Emily at Harry’s. So I grabbed some floo powder and 'POOF' I was there. Well the dursleys looked really mad. REALLY mad. Well I told her about me and Draco. Harry was blushing the whole time. And this other boy was staring at me the whole time. When harry and Emily left he started flirting with me. I smacked him and he got this weird dog shaped bruise on his face. I went back home. Kissed Draco. Then fell asleep on the floor. I am writing this at 2 a.m. =]
~peace
Dear Emily’s journal,
I am locked in my room for the whole house elf incident. Oh and Malfoy and peace showed up. I blame Emily. But I learned that someone besides Emily can beat Dudley up. (ATTENTION!!!! LOOK I GOT A RED PEN!!! THIS IS EMILY!! I WILL BE MAKING LITTLE INTERUPTIONS WITH MY RED PEN!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DID NOT INVITE PEACE OVER HERE!!!!!! OOPS- THERES RON SO I G2G, BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH MY AWSOME RED PEN L8ER!!!!!!!! OH AND I AM SENDING A HOWLER TO PEACE FOR THE WHOLE GEE I FEEL LIKE DROPPING BY AND GIVING THE DURSLEYS A HEART ATTACK INCIDINT ((OK OK I ADMIT THAT PART WAS KIND OF FUNNY)) BUT ANYWAYS I G2G BYE!!!!!
EMILY!!!!) And harry
Dear...
so tired.... can stay up and write.... night....
~pea....ce...
(HELLO THIS IS EMILY!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! I AM STUMPED ON HOW TO GET PEACE BACK, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I COULD DROP IN ON HER AND SCARE THE MALFOYS TO DEATH, BUT THE DAY I SET FOOT ION THE MALFOYS HOUSE IS THE DAY I -HARRY POTTER 7. EH HEH ANYWAYS I WILL GIVE THIS RED PEN SHOW ((AWESOME RED PEN SHOW!!!!!!) OVER TO MR. HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!)
Gee thanks Emily I don't really know how I can follow that *snickers* (I HEARD THAT! ) anywhos we're over at Ron's house. Fred and George think that Emily is awesome. Figures. We’re headed to Diagon ally today. Something called the floo network. Hmm, whatever. Goodbye!
Harry (AND EMILY)
SRY THIS LINE IS OUT OF ORDER,
guess what? I got colorful pens. So now I will write in NEON GREEN.
Isn't this so amazing? No its not.
So now I write in red. >= [
I am really pissed off. Draco was missing to day and i spend 4 WHOLE MINUTES looking for him. You know where I found him? NO YOU DON'T CAUSE YOU ARE JUST A STUPID DIARY!!!! Well I found him in his room asleep. DRACO IS NEVER ASLEEP HE IS NORMALY OFF KILLING PEOPLE HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO SLEEP. ONLY I DO.
>= [peace] =<
ps. I really like my new way to write my name.
(ATTENTION!!!! NO TIME FOR NORMAL HI'S!!!! SOMETHING SO ABNORMAL AND CRAZY JUST HAPPEND THAT I THINK THAT SPACE AND TIME ARE NOW DISTORTED! WHAT IS THE BIG NEWS YOU ASK? WELL HERE IT IS: I HAVE JUST MET SOMEONE MORE VAIN THAN ROSALIE HALE!!!!!! I DONT BELEVE IT!!!!!! ((THE DUDES NAME IS GILDEROY LOCKHEART)) ANYWAYS WHILE WE WERE AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS, I SAW MALFOY AND PEACE. PEACE WAS CHASING MALFOY ALL OVER THE STORE AND HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH BOOKS YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT SLEEP. WHATEVER. BYE!!!!!)
Well, I don’t really know how to top that. We met Draco and his dad at the store and you’ll never guess what happened! Mr. Weasley and Lucius Malfoy got in a fist fight! (And then Emily joined of course ) we're going to go now. Ooh! Ooh! Emily taught me this: c u l8er!
EMILY! And harry
Hey! This is Draco writing. I just wanted you to know that (1) I am hungry =] (2) Gilderoy Lockhart (soon to be Professor Lockhart) like harry pothead more than me >= [(3) Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Emmett Cullen came to stay with us. =?
BYE
Draco (and peace<3)
(OH GOODIE!!!!!! WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!! OFF TO THE YEAR WITH GIANT SNAKES AND ENCHANTED DIARYS!!!!!!!! AND SPIDERS AND LUCIUS MALFOY!!!!!! THE MOST AWFUL PARTS OF THE YEAR!!!!! ((BY THE WAY I AM PUTTING AN ENCHANTMENT ON THIS ENTRY SO THAT IF HARRY TRIES TO READ THIS HE WILL BE MOMENTARILY BLINDED))
EMILY)
I found this diary and liked it better than my old one. I am on the Hogwarts express right now. Me, Draco, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper are sitting together. Emmett and Jasper are teaching Draco martial arts. He is doing well. Me and Rosalie and talking about how to improve my already fashionable clothes, makeup, and hair. For the first day of school I am going to wear these adorable green five inch high heels that Rosalie is lending me. I will wear a gray skirt that resembles those worn for cheer leading but it goes down to right above my knees. I will wear a green sweater and over that my new robes! Rosalie (she is also in Slytherin) will be wearing neon green leggings. A long shiny silver shirt and some thin gold belts over her shirt. Her shoes will be black and pointy toed. Whoa is my quill messed up? My writing is disappearing.
Sorry to hear that.
WTF!
Sorry.
(HI! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE GOING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE ENTRY BECAUSE APPERANTLY HARRY TRIED TO READ MY PAS ENTRY SO HE IS MOMENTARILY BLINDED . WE ALL GOT DITENTION FOR THAT WHOLE CAR INCIDENT. I ALSO TOLD BIG MOUTH BOY THAT IF HE EVEN LOOKS AT NEVILE FUNNY, HE WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL WING WITH A 'MYSTERIOUS' INJURY . HA!!!!!! OH, BUT SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPEND, I ASKED GINNY IF SHE DISCOVERD THE DIARY YET, BUT SHE SAID "WHAT DIARY?" EITHER SHES LYING, SHE HASNT FOUND IT YET, OR PEACE MESSED UP. I BET ALL OF HARRYS MONEY THAT IT WAS THE LAST ONE . HMMMMMM..... EITHER WAY, I HAVE TO GO VISIT HARRY IN THE HOSPITAL WING. SOMETHIN ABOUT HE 'CANT SEE' HM, WELL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT’S ABOUT . BYE!
EMILY! )
(3-4 days later)
So Tom how have you been
Okay? Yourself
Pretty good.
Lovely.
And how are you?
Well, Lonely. You are my only companion, Peace..
That’s too bad. I will always be here though.
Thank you. You have no idea what this means to me.
Oh Tom I would do anything for you.
Peace, you are my favorite person in the world. I love you.
You... Love me?
More than anybody.
Do you like; love me because I am the only living person you are in contact with. or love me like a brother. Or like a child?
All of those.
Well then I guess I love you too.
Wonderful.
I would kiss you if I could.
Me too. How about we do kiss. do you know where moaning myrtles bathroom is?
Yes. But I don't go there often. It scares me.
Go there tomorrow at 3pm. bring nobody with you... I will be waiting.
Oh of course I will come!
Don’t forget. And bring you diary with you.
Okay!
Dear Emily's journal,
Okay, I’m back. I couldn't write last time because someone made me blinded for a week. ( ) shut up Emily. so Emily has been worried about peace and keeps on asking Ginny "have you found it yet?" none of us have figured out what she means, but its really starting to annoy Ginny. Oh, and the weirdest thing happened. I was in Lockhart’s office, doing my detention (HEY I WAS TOO! ) well then. Sorry. Me and Emily were in Lockhart’s office, doing our detention. Happy? (NO) like I care. ( ) well anyways, we were sitting there answering Lockhart’s fan mail, and I heard a voice coming from the walls! I followed it and me and Emily saw Mrs. Norris petrified! I suspect Emily. (NO ACTUALLY THE VOICE BEAT ME TO IT. TO BAD SHES ONLY PETRIFIED. THERES A CURE FOR THAT. ) okay so it isn’t Emily. I wonder who or what did it? ( SNAAAAAAAAKE!!) What? (NOTHING)
(EMILY) and harry
Tom?
Yeah.
I just blacked out for 3 hours.
Really, why?
I have no idea. But I woke up covered in blood... I think I am possessed.
You have no idea how right you are.
What sorry I just spaced out.
I said I was sorry to hear that.
Tom my head hurts I am going to bed.
Okay. Hey want to meet me again same place same time tomorrow.
Okay.
Night.
.
.
.
Next we kill.
Before the twilight fans began a riot at a hot topics.
