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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I love you more than you can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an hour snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shirt off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace








Dear journal,
ATTENTION!!!!! I, Amelia Carina Bitman Montoya , will not be writing in this journal anymore!!! This year, Harry James Potter will be doing the entries with side comments from me. Ok, here goes:

Uh-hi? This is Harry potter speaking. This year at the dursleys has been great! Dudley hasn't beaten me up at all, the one time he did, I was not the only one that came home with a black eye! Emily had punched Dudley in the face! Oh and this is the good part: when Dudley told uncle Vernon how he got it, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE DUDLEY! Aunt petunia and uncle Vernon think that Emily is such a sweet little angel; in fact, I think that they like Emily more than Dudley!
Now I have to go, Emily is upstairs, and even though the dursleys want to introduce Emily and Dudley to the company (they’re making Emily wear a dress, much to her mortification) Emily is waiting upstairs. I think she is expecting someone. Hey-was that a pop? And there’s Emily scream- I had better go see what's going on. Bye!
Harry Potter










Today I decided to go see Emily at Harry’s. So I grabbed some floo powder and 'POOF' I was there. Well the dursleys looked really mad. REALLY mad. Well I told her about me and Draco. Harry was blushing the whole time. And this other boy was staring at me the whole time. When harry and Emily left he started flirting with me. I smacked him and he got this weird dog shaped bruise on his face. I went back home. Kissed Draco. Then fell asleep on the floor. I am writing this at 2 a.m. =]

    ~peace










Dear Emily’s journal,
I am locked in my room for the whole house elf incident. Oh and Malfoy and peace showed up. I blame Emily. But I learned that someone besides Emily can beat Dudley up. (ATTENTION!!!! LOOK I GOT A RED PEN!!! THIS IS EMILY!! I WILL BE MAKING LITTLE INTERUPTIONS WITH MY RED PEN!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DID NOT INVITE PEACE OVER HERE!!!!!! OOPS- THERES RON SO I G2G, BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH MY AWSOME RED PEN L8ER!!!!!!!! OH AND I AM SENDING A HOWLER TO PEACE FOR THE WHOLE GEE I FEEL LIKE DROPPING BY AND GIVING THE DURSLEYS A HEART ATTACK INCIDINT ((OK OK I ADMIT THAT PART WAS KIND OF FUNNY)) BUT ANYWAYS I G2G BYE!!!!!

EMILY!!!!) And harry








Dear...
so tired.... can stay up and write.... night....
~pea....ce...







(HELLO THIS IS EMILY!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! I AM STUMPED ON HOW TO GET PEACE BACK, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I COULD DROP IN ON HER AND SCARE THE MALFOYS TO DEATH, BUT THE DAY I SET FOOT ION THE MALFOYS HOUSE IS THE DAY I -HARRY POTTER 7. EH HEH ANYWAYS I WILL GIVE THIS RED PEN SHOW ((AWESOME RED PEN SHOW!!!!!!) OVER TO MR. HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!!!!)
Gee thanks Emily I don't really know how I can follow that *snickers* (I HEARD THAT! ) anywhos we're over at Ron's house. Fred and George think that Emily is awesome. Figures. We’re headed to Diagon ally today. Something called the floo network. Hmm, whatever. Goodbye!

Harry (AND EMILY)






SRY THIS LINE IS OUT OF ORDER,
guess what? I got colorful pens. So now I will write in NEON GREEN.

Isn't this so amazing? No its not.
So now I write in red. >= [
I am really pissed off. Draco was missing to day and i spend 4 WHOLE MINUTES looking for him. You know where I found him? NO YOU DON'T CAUSE YOU ARE JUST A STUPID DIARY!!!! Well I found him in his room asleep. DRACO IS NEVER ASLEEP HE IS NORMALY OFF KILLING PEOPLE HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO SLEEP. ONLY I DO.

>= [peace] =<
ps. I really like my new way to write my name.








(ATTENTION!!!! NO TIME FOR NORMAL HI'S!!!! SOMETHING SO ABNORMAL AND CRAZY JUST HAPPEND THAT I THINK THAT SPACE AND TIME ARE NOW DISTORTED! WHAT IS THE BIG NEWS YOU ASK? WELL HERE IT IS: I HAVE JUST MET SOMEONE MORE VAIN THAN ROSALIE HALE!!!!!! I DONT BELEVE IT!!!!!! ((THE DUDES NAME IS GILDEROY LOCKHEART)) ANYWAYS WHILE WE WERE AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS, I SAW MALFOY AND PEACE. PEACE WAS CHASING MALFOY ALL OVER THE STORE AND HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH BOOKS YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT SLEEP. WHATEVER. BYE!!!!!)
Well, I don’t really know how to top that. We met Draco and his dad at the store and you’ll never guess what happened! Mr. Weasley and Lucius Malfoy got in a fist fight! (And then Emily joined of course ) we're going to go now. Ooh! Ooh! Emily taught me this: c u l8er!
EMILY! And harry





Hey! This is Draco writing. I just wanted you to know that (1) I am hungry =] (2) Gilderoy Lockhart (soon to be Professor Lockhart) like harry pothead more than me >= [(3) Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Emmett Cullen came to stay with us. =?
BYE
Draco (and peace<3)







(OH GOODIE!!!!!! WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!! OFF TO THE YEAR WITH GIANT SNAKES AND ENCHANTED DIARYS!!!!!!!! AND SPIDERS AND LUCIUS MALFOY!!!!!! THE MOST AWFUL PARTS OF THE YEAR!!!!! ((BY THE WAY I AM PUTTING AN ENCHANTMENT ON THIS ENTRY SO THAT IF HARRY TRIES TO READ THIS HE WILL BE MOMENTARILY BLINDED))

                EMILY)





I found this diary and liked it better than my old one. I am on the Hogwarts express right now. Me, Draco, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper are sitting together. Emmett and Jasper are teaching Draco martial arts. He is doing well. Me and Rosalie and talking about how to improve my already fashionable clothes, makeup, and hair. For the first day of school I am going to wear these adorable green five inch high heels that Rosalie is lending me. I will wear a gray skirt that resembles those worn for cheer leading but it goes down to right above my knees. I will wear a green sweater and over that my new robes! Rosalie (she is also in Slytherin) will be wearing neon green leggings. A long shiny silver shirt and some thin gold belts over her shirt. Her shoes will be black and pointy toed. Whoa is my quill messed up? My writing is disappearing.

Sorry to hear that.
WTF!
Sorry.



(HI! ME AND MY RED PEN ARE GOING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE ENTRY BECAUSE APPERANTLY HARRY TRIED TO READ MY PAS ENTRY SO HE IS MOMENTARILY BLINDED . WE ALL GOT DITENTION FOR THAT WHOLE CAR INCIDENT. I ALSO TOLD BIG MOUTH BOY THAT IF HE EVEN LOOKS AT NEVILE FUNNY, HE WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL WING WITH A 'MYSTERIOUS' INJURY . HA!!!!!! OH, BUT SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPEND, I ASKED GINNY IF SHE DISCOVERD THE DIARY YET, BUT SHE SAID "WHAT DIARY?" EITHER SHES LYING, SHE HASNT FOUND IT YET, OR PEACE MESSED UP. I BET ALL OF HARRYS MONEY THAT IT WAS THE LAST ONE . HMMMMMM..... EITHER WAY, I HAVE TO GO VISIT HARRY IN THE HOSPITAL WING. SOMETHIN ABOUT HE 'CANT SEE' HM, WELL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT’S ABOUT . BYE!

EMILY! )






(3-4 days later)

So Tom how have you been
Okay? Yourself
Pretty good.
Lovely.
And how are you?
Well, Lonely. You are my only companion, Peace..
That’s too bad. I will always be here though.
Thank you. You have no idea what this means to me.
Oh Tom I would do anything for you.
Peace, you are my favorite person in the world. I love you.
You... Love me?
More than anybody.
Do you like; love me because I am the only living person you are in contact with. or love me like a brother. Or like a child?
All of those.
Well then I guess I love you too.
Wonderful.
I would kiss you if I could.
Me too. How about we do kiss. do you know where moaning myrtles bathroom is?
Yes. But I don't go there often. It scares me.
Go there tomorrow at 3pm. bring nobody with you... I will be waiting.
Oh of course I will come!
Don’t forget. And bring you diary with you.
Okay!




Dear Emily's journal,


Okay, I’m back. I couldn't write last time because someone made me blinded for a week. ( ) shut up Emily. so Emily has been worried about peace and keeps on asking Ginny "have you found it yet?" none of us have figured out what she means, but its really starting to annoy Ginny. Oh, and the weirdest thing happened. I was in Lockhart’s office, doing my detention (HEY I WAS TOO! ) well then. Sorry. Me and Emily were in Lockhart’s office, doing our detention. Happy? (NO) like I care. ( ) well anyways, we were sitting there answering Lockhart’s fan mail, and I heard a voice coming from the walls! I followed it and me and Emily saw Mrs. Norris petrified! I suspect Emily. (NO ACTUALLY THE VOICE BEAT ME TO IT. TO BAD SHES ONLY PETRIFIED. THERES A CURE FOR THAT. ) okay so it isn’t Emily. I wonder who or what did it? ( SNAAAAAAAAKE!!) What? (NOTHING)
(EMILY) and harry



Tom?
Yeah.
I just blacked out for 3 hours.
Really, why?
I have no idea. But I woke up covered in blood... I think I am possessed.
You have no idea how right you are.
What sorry I just spaced out.
I said I was sorry to hear that.
Tom my head hurts I am going to bed.
Okay. Hey want to meet me again same place same time tomorrow.
Okay.
Night.
.
.
.
Next we kill.
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP fans use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As you may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in...
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posted by yemi_hikari
Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have given a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly writing because copying from another persons work is not writing unless you are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single Reading the Books I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As you can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The library didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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I don't want to hear about Harry Potter or any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a debate about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why you Twilight fans enjoy reading Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If you don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear you saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fans and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful debate though. I want to discuss the reasons you give, but nicely.
If you can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with you I will debate with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
posted by SuperSnuffles13
I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many quotes brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...
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Because My Taste In Books Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to you solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell you what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...
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(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight or duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. vampires thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampires that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....
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posted by Renesmee_XD
Disclaimer:
The article is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote articles aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much more tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...
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Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a more formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight lovers think in Twilight all the vampires really are hot. But someone else might come along...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ or WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella by examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. You could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up by pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a description of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...
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