Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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posted by harrypotterbest
There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. More commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge fan of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan of Twilight, and at dinner, they started asking questions like ‘Who do you think Bella should have chosen?’ Best was listening with interest. She found out it was a teenage love story. How stupid, thought Best, I can’t believe they actually like that over Harry Potter.
This wedding, however, started her thoughts on Twilight. In grade 6, she read the Twilight books. She had found them in the library while looking for Order of the Phoenix (for the 7-8 time). She thought, Well, I can give it a chance, right? So Best read the books. She loved them, but she never thought of comparing them to HP. Luckily for her, she had friends at school who were CRAZY obsessed with Twilight. Like, not a day passed when this friend, if she needs a name L, talked about Jacob.
Best had not seen the Twilight movies, because she didn’t have them and she didn’t like Twilight enough to buy the movies. However her cousin lent her the movie. Best thought she was going to watch it, but kept putting it off. So L and Best and a few other friends decided to go see New Moon. Best wanted to see the movie, but then L moved and the plans got cancelled. But before L left they talked of Twilight.
L and her other friends talked about the boys in Twilight, and soon every girl in her grade 6 class was on one subject. Well, Best got extremely bored. She decided to re read Twilight, but she couldn’t find it. So she read Harry Potter. And her eyes were opened. She still liked Twilight, mind you, but she realized it was second best and would ALWAYS be second best.
Her friends still claimed twilight was the best book in the world. They even said Stephanie Meyer was very sweet. Best decided to leave them rambling about Jacob and Edwierd. She went back to her old friends, who were not Potter fans – only one was. Her name was H. So Best and H talked about HP forever, until H, too, had to move.
Then, Best made a new friend, call her Sue. Sue was a huge fan of the Percy Jackson books, and then Best was too. However, Twilight had taught Best a very important lesson: NOTHING can beat Harry Potter. So Best was a Jackson fan, and still is. Compared to these two series, Twilight seemed like rubbish to Best – and not even well written rubbish. She persuaded her BBF, name S, to read HP and the Philosophers Stone. When she did, S loved it.
All her Twilight craze was immediately forgotten at the joyous prospect of finally being returned to the right state of mind and having an HP fan to discuss it with. Best felt more confident now, thanks to Hermione and S, so she convinced Sue to read the books as well. Sue read and loved them, and in no way could Best have felt happier, unless her Hogwarts letter came. However, the only drawback was Sue and S had only read Philosophers Stone and not any of the other books. But still... so continuing on, Best realized that another of her friends, call her X, was a Potter fan. However she was disappointed. Because none of the other fans she had made where that into it.
So Best started to hate Twilight. It began slowly than spread faster and faster. She started to compare Harry Potter to Twilight, and googled ‘Stephanie Meyer vs JK Rowling,’ and she found this: 1000 reasons why HP is better than Twilight. So she immediately made an account, and read to about pg 100. There, she just skipped to the last page. The Anti’s were nice, and Best made a whole dozen more friends. She felt very relieved as they all also thought HP was the best book ever. Some of them were also PJ fans, and they all thought the same way.
Well, you should know what happened next!
Sorry, I know that was a crazy weird story in one year – grade 6.
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested by the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Wolves get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper show up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of you won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These books are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of love and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However you have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two star crossed lovers and the obstacles faced by them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I love you more than you can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an hour snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shirt off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampires could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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posted by MyronPwnsBella
There once was a seventeen year old girl named Sandy. One day in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid reading a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and more often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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This was not written by me. It was written by the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic or emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story or novel or what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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Here's a list of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, or just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many fans are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared more towards angst 15 year olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with you as you read. The first books start out fairly tame but mature as you mature....
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The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


Love is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like love but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real love takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that love can really be defined by anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for love at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...
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