Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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posted by harrypotterbest
Crack. The sound of apparation was made in the absolute darkness. Ron clicked the Deluminator, and the first ball of light joined the lamp. He clicked the Deluminator 11 more times, and the street on which the four friends were standing was plunged into light once more.
“Thank god Dumbledore gave me this,” whispered Ron.
“Shush!” hissed Hermione.
Harry rolled his eyes. They were using the Disillusionment Charm, so at least they didn’t have to squeeze under the Cloak. Beside him, Ginny was trying not to laugh.
“Come on,” said Harry, sighing. They crept up the street and close to the hotel they would be staying in. Once there, they removed the Charms so they were visible. Opening the hotel door, Harry heard the soft tink of the bell. “Hello,” said the woman behind the counter, smiling at them – especially Ron.
“Hello,” responded Harry. “I think we booked three rooms here? Check for Potter and Weasley,
The attendant flipped through her record book. “Hmm,” she said. “Yes, you are here. Floor 7, rooms 6, and 7. Here are the keys.” She handed them, and Ron took them from her.
They moved upstairs to the 7th floor, and got settled in their rooms for the night.
The next morning, before Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were awake, Harry attended to some business. He apparated to Scotland, the city of Edinburgh. Once there, he went to the only Muggle house he knew – the house of a great friend. He managed to convince her to come with him, and they both apparated back to the hotel.
WHO CAN GUESS THE NAME OF HARRY’S GREAT MUGGLE FRIEND?
So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...
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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Vampires hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach you that your heart pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since vampires hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, or blush, or anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is said several times in the book.

Now, call...
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posted by Mrs-Grint
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fans (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampires have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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So I am reading reasons as to why Twilight fans think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the more common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has more love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have more love than Harry Potter by any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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Many Twilighters love to say how "Edward and Bella love each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first day of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chapter 1 part 2
The flight took five hours. It was the longest journey Bella had ever traveled and she was happy enough to have both feet on steady ground again. She walked to the luggage belt and grabbed her luggage, succeeding to pull a few other valises with it. Bella’s face turned red and she put her own luggage on the floor and put the valises that weren’t hers back on the belt. Then she lifted her suitcases again and walked outside.
Outside two people were standing with a huge placard saying ‘Welcome home, Bella’ One of them was waving heavily at her and wanted to run into her...
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Source: MuggleNet Caption Contest
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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posted by HaleyDewit
1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches you when you sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...
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Source: Random places on the internet.
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