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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did you say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION YOU RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards you with his shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do you do/say?

A. Hey sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*

B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have you done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!

C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his shirt off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"

D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...

E. Invite him for a nice walk in which you skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten by the giant squid

F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*


You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs you from behind and pushes you up against the shadowy wall- what are you thinking?

A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE YOU ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!

C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*

D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!

E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!

F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....

G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.


DEMENTORS!! Run for your life you crazy bitch, run!!!!!

A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!

B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*

C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*

D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*

E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!

F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as you keep a basket at hand.


You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?

A. Ah, could it have been that crate of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set fire to stuff!

B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!

C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: you did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*

D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.

E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!

F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!


Why do you like Harry Potter?

A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!

B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for writing about her love child!

C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, you know? I'd kill to be magical!

D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*

E. Draco. Do I have to explain?

F. I love Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!

G. I wanna be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved by you alone! Poop poopy doo!


What did you want to happen in the seventh book?

A. Voldemort's actually a woman!

B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!

C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!

D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of love and huge glasses!

E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. BY MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

F. It turns out that Snape is in love with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!

Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!

A. Well, hurrah indeed!

B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!

C. Goodbye, you strange, strange person...

RESULT!!!!

Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.

So, you can rate or message me if you like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
posted by sy-sy
why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole show that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv
Okay, so a lot of people have been asking that I put more debate stuff and reasons why I think Twilight is better. Now that we're all friends and don't hate eachother anymore, I hope we can all have a reasonable debate.

But before I start, I want to say that I don't compleatley hate Harry Potter anymore. I saw the Deathly Hallows today, my friend is somewhat of a fan, and wanted to see it. I reluctaintly went with her, and it actually wasn't that bad. You see, I read the first-fourth Harry Potter books, and read most of the seventh. The Deathly Hallows movie was much better than the book in...
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Hello everyone!

I'm planning on writing a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:

- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal love
- Bella is horribly rude to her friends (not valued friendships)

These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.

I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)

Thank you! :)
posted by Kassaremidylynn
I wrote this a while ago for my English class. We had to write about something we felt strongly about, and I feel very strongly about this, so...

Many people think that I would be an avid Twilight lover and a hater of the Harry Potter books after their first impression. What they see may seem to point to that: I’m a fifteen year old girl who devours books, is a self-proclaimed hopeless romantic, loves all things vampire related, and I wear a ton of black. In reality, this couldn’t be far from the truth. It is actually the complete opposite. I absolutely despise anything Twilight related...
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posted by GemonkDruid
A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, you know? And before you do anything, just to let you know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione or anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged by worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...
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posted by emilykuru
Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy day in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, or she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...
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There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for Christmas and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...
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It's pretty obvious from just my username that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made more money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...
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I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight more "popular" when HP sold more than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the tomato meter while HP is 83% in the tomato meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't you see, HP is better even of you turn the world upside down or inside out!...
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Source: education.wisc.edu
posted by LilRavenclaw95
These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...
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added by goodtimes
posted by one_a_kind4ever
Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his friends risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven books to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. Fans of the series...
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It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter books and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and seconds later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are you here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He said cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but you do owe me...."
"OWE YOU WHAT!?"...
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posted by AstridGoof8219
There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One day in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda said that she read the books and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A day later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue reading after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
lets say that bella and hermione were off friends (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then you found him again in Volterra, Italy and you started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell you about this. I am afraid that you might be a little bit obssessive....
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