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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did you say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION YOU RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards you with his shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do you do/say?

A. Hey sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*

B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have you done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!

C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his shirt off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"

D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...

E. Invite him for a nice walk in which you skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten by the giant squid

F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*


You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs you from behind and pushes you up against the shadowy wall- what are you thinking?

A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE YOU ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!

C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*

D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!

E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!

F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....

G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.


DEMENTORS!! Run for your life you crazy bitch, run!!!!!

A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!

B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*

C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*

D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*

E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!

F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as you keep a basket at hand.


You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?

A. Ah, could it have been that crate of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set fire to stuff!

B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!

C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: you did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*

D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.

E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!

F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!


Why do you like Harry Potter?

A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!

B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for writing about her love child!

C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, you know? I'd kill to be magical!

D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*

E. Draco. Do I have to explain?

F. I love Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!

G. I wanna be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved by you alone! Poop poopy doo!


What did you want to happen in the seventh book?

A. Voldemort's actually a woman!

B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!

C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!

D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of love and huge glasses!

E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. BY MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

F. It turns out that Snape is in love with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!

Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!

A. Well, hurrah indeed!

B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!

C. Goodbye, you strange, strange person...

RESULT!!!!

Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.

So, you can rate or message me if you like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
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Luna looked back and shouted, “EXPELLIARMUS!”
The Death Eater’s wand flew out of his hand.
“Nice shot!” Neville said, looking at her impressed. Luna beamed brightly, as the two continued to run. They both slowed as they neared a room filled with smoke. Neville ran in first and Luna followed close behind. They heard shouts coming from every direction.
“CRUCIO!” There was a scream of agony.
“STUPEFY!”
“AVADA KEDAVRA!”
The last spell seemed closer and both ducked at the same time. They heard a thud as a body hit the floor. Luna ran over there, despite the spells flying everywhere....
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People are passionate about defending their books that they love. I know that and I’ve done it. What’s really disturbing is when the users of Fanpop use this site to bring people down or just to openly hate.

Harry Potter and Twilight are going to be compared. No other two books have the same rabid following and they both have strong roots in the supernatural. I welcome debate and exchanging of opinions, when it’s friendly. Some of the comments I’ve seen on these forums could not be called friendly debate. It just makes me sick when I know that there are people out there that are willing...
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Taking arms against Harry Potter, at this moment, is to emulate Hamlet taking arms against a sea of troubles. By opposing the sea, you won't end it. The Harry Potter epiphenomenon will go on, doubtless for some time, as J. R. R. Tolkien did, and then wane.

The official newspaper of our dominant counter-culture, The New York Times, has been startled by the Potter books into establishing a new policy for its not very literate book review. Rather than crowd out the Grishams, Clancys, Crichtons, Kings, and other vastly popular prose fictions on its fiction bestseller list, the Potter volumes will...
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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are more than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this article (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...
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