MADAME MIM
Now what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?
ARTHUR
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
MADAME MIM
And he must see something good in you.
ARTHUR
Oh, I suppose so.
MADAME MIM
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
MADAME MIM
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
ARTHUR
D-destroy me?
MADAME MIM
Yes, I'll give you a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, you know.
MADAME MIM
Well, come on, boy, get going. You have to stay on your toes in this game.
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Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?
MADAME MIM
Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
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Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis... and you've caught me, Mim!
MADAME MIM
What!
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Oh it's not too serious madam, you should recover in a few weeks and be as good, uh... he-he, I mean, as *bad* as ever. But I would suggest plenty of rest, and lots and lots of sunshine.
MADAME MIM
I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! I hate it! I hate, hate, hate...!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?
ARTHUR
That would be some trick - I mean...
MADAME MIM
Wanna bet?
MADAME MIM
Boo!
ARTHUR
Oh!
MADAME MIM
You see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARTHUR
Oh, I'm not really a sparrow, I'm a boy.
MADAME MIM
A boy?!
ARTHUR
Merlin changed me with his magic, he's the world's most powerful wizard.
MADAME MIM
Merlin? [laughs] Oh, Merlin - the world's most powerful bungler. Why, boy, I've got more magic in one little finger! Now don't tell me you've never heard of the marvelous Madame Mim?
ARTHUR
Well, no, I don't guess so.
ARCHIMEDES
Madame Mim! [flys off] Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens.
MADAME MIM
Why, boy, I'm the greatest! I'm truly marvellous! [sings] With only a touch, I have the power, zim-zam-rim-vim, to whither a flower. I find delight in the gruesome and grim--
ARTHUR
Oh, that's terrible.
MADAME MIM
Thank you, my boy. But that's nothing, nothing to me. Because I'm the magnificent, marvellous, mad Madame Mim!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARCHIMEDES
What's going on, boy?
ARTHUR
They're having a wizard's duel. What's that mean?
ARCHIEMDES
Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves into different things in an attempt to destroy one another.
ARTHUR
D-d-destroy?
ARCHIMEDES
Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.
MADAME MIM
Now, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them!
MADAME MIM
[to Archimedes] I'll take care of you later, feather-brain. [to Merlin] Rule 1: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule 2: No make-believe things like, oh, pink dragons and stuff. Rule 3: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule 4: No cheating.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME MIM
Now, first of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES THE OWL
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em.
MADAME MIM
I'll take care of you later, feather-brain.
MADAME MIM
Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule Four: No cheating.
Now what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?
ARTHUR
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
MADAME MIM
And he must see something good in you.
ARTHUR
Oh, I suppose so.
MADAME MIM
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
MADAME MIM
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
ARTHUR
D-destroy me?
MADAME MIM
Yes, I'll give you a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, you know.
MADAME MIM
Well, come on, boy, get going. You have to stay on your toes in this game.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 1 MERLIN
Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?
MADAME MIM
Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MERLIN
Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis... and you've caught me, Mim!
MADAME MIM
What!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MERLIN
Oh it's not too serious madam, you should recover in a few weeks and be as good, uh... he-he, I mean, as *bad* as ever. But I would suggest plenty of rest, and lots and lots of sunshine.
MADAME MIM
I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! I hate it! I hate, hate, hate...!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?
ARTHUR
That would be some trick - I mean...
MADAME MIM
Wanna bet?
MADAME MIM
Boo!
ARTHUR
Oh!
MADAME MIM
You see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARTHUR
Oh, I'm not really a sparrow, I'm a boy.
MADAME MIM
A boy?!
ARTHUR
Merlin changed me with his magic, he's the world's most powerful wizard.
MADAME MIM
Merlin? [laughs] Oh, Merlin - the world's most powerful bungler. Why, boy, I've got more magic in one little finger! Now don't tell me you've never heard of the marvelous Madame Mim?
ARTHUR
Well, no, I don't guess so.
ARCHIMEDES
Madame Mim! [flys off] Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens.
MADAME MIM
Why, boy, I'm the greatest! I'm truly marvellous! [sings] With only a touch, I have the power, zim-zam-rim-vim, to whither a flower. I find delight in the gruesome and grim--
ARTHUR
Oh, that's terrible.
MADAME MIM
Thank you, my boy. But that's nothing, nothing to me. Because I'm the magnificent, marvellous, mad Madame Mim!
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 ARCHIMEDES
What's going on, boy?
ARTHUR
They're having a wizard's duel. What's that mean?
ARCHIEMDES
Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves into different things in an attempt to destroy one another.
ARTHUR
D-d-destroy?
ARCHIMEDES
Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.
MADAME MIM
Now, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them!
MADAME MIM
[to Archimedes] I'll take care of you later, feather-brain. [to Merlin] Rule 1: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule 2: No make-believe things like, oh, pink dragons and stuff. Rule 3: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule 4: No cheating.
enhance! (0) lol (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME MIM
Now, first of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.
ARCHIMEDES THE OWL
Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em.
MADAME MIM
I'll take care of you later, feather-brain.
MADAME MIM
Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, ooh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.
MERLIN
Rule Four: No cheating.
The UK Bambi VHS Preview is freaky in my opinion. When i was little in the late 90's or early 2000's, the UK Bambi VHS Preview freaked me out. I never wanted to watch it again because it freaks me out and is the worst preview ever. John Sachs used to say, "One of Walt Disney's Greatest Classic comes to video this spring. This is Bambi!" "Bambi, he's growing up, falling in love and learning all about the world around them. And now he's coming home along with some of Disney's most well-loved characters. It's the unforgettable magic of Bambi. Get ready for the major video event. Walt Disney's Classic, Bambi! Don't miss it." That's what John Sachs used to say in the old days.
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I'm sure a lot of people are going to disagree with my choices, but oh well. I think in general though they'll agree with my top choice. yay!
So my choices are going, first and foremost, based on who's the best looking...hey, I said hottest, not best personality! Otherwise Quasimodo might be on the list! (sorry, Quasi. that was mean.) But also, personality was taken into account, because for some of them , that's what really made them hot, more than their looks. I'm sure that my list isn't going to satisfy everyone...well, too bad. Lol, feel free to make comments and tell me who YOU think is hottest.
10. Tarzan is so sexy, and funny. I love how loyal and and wild he is. ROAR!!
9. Peter Pan is sexy! Cmon, who doesn't love a man in tights?
8. Hey, I think Jim Hawkens is hot, and he's a hero. He's old enough that I can still think he's hot without being creepy! ...right?
7. As Meg says, "Look at all those rippling pectorals!" Heroic, Modest, and Romantic. Hercules is the perfect package.
6. Shang, you can make a man out of me anyday! I'm sorry, but he can sing, and not only that, but sing shirtless? MM-MM-MMMM!
5. I don't have much to say about Prince Phillip, except who doesn't want a Prince who fights a dragon for them, saves their life with a kiss, and then sweeps them off their feet?
4. Yes, the Beast, aka Prince Adam. He may be too femme for some. But I think the Beast is SOOOOOOO HOT after he transforms. Plus, his personality is the best of all the princes.
3. Aladdin is so generous, humble, and brave. He has a great voice, and his real-boy crush on Jasmine makes you swoooooon!
2. John Smith is like a walking model. With long blonde hair, blue eyes, and his badass side of rebelling against his own men and dying for Pocahontas' father, no wonder John Smith made the list.
1. With his GORGEOUS blue eyes, wavy black hair, and the way he risks his life to save Ariel, Prince Eric may not have much a personality, but he's the number one hottie animated guy for me. I LOVE YOU, PRINCE ERIC!
