*Meanwhile, on the other side of the godamn path thingy(Read the other parts so you'll understand that I'm getting irritated by this sh!t).*
Porcupine: Okay then, are ya guys going okay back there?
Hella: You asked us that a lot of times dude.
Rodney: Yea man, do ya have to do that or something? I mean, I know you don't want to get hurt or anything, but still.
Porcupine: I swear, you guys have no life and not so redish hearts.
Hella: Yeah, but I can take care of myself. Rodney on the other hand-
Rodney: I can take care of myself too! Trust me, I know a ton of stuff about- *Steps on ground and it falls, making Rodney losing his balance and almost fell(While screaming). Well, if Hella didn't try and grab his arm and whacked him onto a wall then he would have fallen and, ya know...*
Hella: That's why 'SOMEONE' needs to keep an eye on you cause you usually get us in a 'BIG' mess!
Rodney: Um, what about The Fairy Godmother?
Hella: Oh, um, well, she's pretty much useless too and also gets into predicaments but- HEY WAIT A SECOND! YOUR ONLY SAYING THIS SO YA WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR-
Porcupine: GUYS, TONE IT DOWN! We need to be really quiet...
Hella: WHY AGAIN?
Porcupine: So we don't get crushed by giant rocks?
Hella: *Mutters* Totally hopeless.
Rodney: But if it weren't the F.G. woman, we never would of met agai-
Hella: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS SHE WAS AND NOW YOUR SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT... LADY???
Porcupine: PEOPLE! PLEASE! We are almost to our location so I don't think it'd be a good idea to ruin this moment for all of us, okay?
Hella: WHY THE HELL MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO-
Rodney: -Useless?
Hella: *Mutters* And I'm interupted again. Why does this always happen to me...?
Porcupine: *Mutters* And I'm ignored again. Why does this always happen to me...?
*Rumbling noises*
Rodney: Wha- what's going on here?
Porcupine: Eh, I warned you about shutting the f*** up and keeping your tone down, but you didn't listen. So, not only did ya fail the test, but you're also going to die.
Hella: Nice going...
Rodney: What about you? Wouldn't you die with us too?
Porcupine: No, I'm a spirit, a Porcupine Spirit. And spirits don't die again ya know...
Rodney: So ya died before? Just like all of the other spirit dudes?
Porcupine: Um, wait how'd ya know there were more spirits in here? Did ya meet up with any?
Rodney: No, I just guessed.
Porcupine: Oh.
Hella: Guys, can we talk about this later and get the hell out of here!
Rodney and Porcupine(Lol, sounds like a couple): Oh, yea, right.
*And the gang make a run for it as the rocks/columns continued to tumble down.*
To be continued in part 30....
I watched all of the movies, the sequels, The Little Mermaid series, and the Aladdin series yes I'm judgeing them on sequels and series too. I relized that some of them aren't as smart as some people think and some of them are smarter than some people think. Keep in mind this is my opinion I bet alor won't agree with some of this but since when does someone make a list of an opinion that every single person agree's with.
9.Aurora okay so we all know she's not the smartest but I think she's still smart. She gives witty looks like in this picture of...
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Well, and what are you three dears up to
9.Aurora okay so we all know she's not the smartest but I think she's still smart. She gives witty looks like in this picture of...
I thought it would be good to see in which order are previous hairstyles eliminated. I would specially like to thank to all people who were voting, because we had some issues, like rigging and that, so I have to redo half of this, but I hope that results are almost fair
40.Mulan’s soldier updo:
“It's not pretty, she looks like a guy which is kinda the point” (KataraLover)
This hairstyle was eliminated with 50% among 40 other hairstyles in the first round. No wonder, I mean, look at it
39. Ariel with hat:
“She looks like Icabod Crane” (founten)
Some people don't even remember...
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40.Mulan’s soldier updo:
“It's not pretty, she looks like a guy which is kinda the point” (KataraLover)
This hairstyle was eliminated with 50% among 40 other hairstyles in the first round. No wonder, I mean, look at it
39. Ariel with hat:
“She looks like Icabod Crane” (founten)
Some people don't even remember...
Mulan: "Hero" Mariah Carey
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
Because you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone,
Look inside you and be strong
Then you finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
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Lyrics speak for themself
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
Because you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone,
Look inside you and be strong
Then you finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
I chose this song for Ariel because how she feels how of place, and nobody is backing her up on it
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
In order as they voted on fanpop:
9.Pocahontas: The main flaw of this ocher dress is that it is very simple. Well it has to be since she lives in nature, runs all the time and jump into the river. Perhaps Pocahontas doesn’t have huge, amazing gown, but she have nice and comfy dress and she sure had better time in it then some other princesses in their dresses.
8.Ariel: I mean, what were they thinking?! Red hair and pink dress. No, no, no! Were those who draw her dress lazy, or was the royal wardrobe empty, I don’t know. However, the dress clashes...
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Simple and comfy
9.Pocahontas: The main flaw of this ocher dress is that it is very simple. Well it has to be since she lives in nature, runs all the time and jump into the river. Perhaps Pocahontas doesn’t have huge, amazing gown, but she have nice and comfy dress and she sure had better time in it then some other princesses in their dresses.
Pink and puffy
8.Ariel: I mean, what were they thinking?! Red hair and pink dress. No, no, no! Were those who draw her dress lazy, or was the royal wardrobe empty, I don’t know. However, the dress clashes...
After all the hype, merchandise and racial debate The Princess and the Frog finally made it to the big screen, jam packed with a variety of different aspects that where inspired by other media. However not one of my favourite princess films, I can appreciate it was a good attempt and can enjoy certain aspects of its story. Now lets look at the concoction of literature, previous films and art stirred together in the Gumbo pot to make Disney's latest fairy tale.
The original text that the film's plot was loosely based of which is a novel released only 7 years prior in 2002 with the title...
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