Disney Princess Article: My version of Cinder(h)ella-part 29

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posted by Jamie38459

Scene 32- Different location of the... oh forget this I don't give a damn anymore(I never even got any crap in it, that sounds so weird on so many levels)!

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the godamn path thingy(Read the other parts so you'll understand that I'm getting irritated by this sh!t).*

Porcupine: Okay then, are ya guys going okay back there?

Hella: You asked us that a lot of times dude.

Rodney: Yea man, do ya have to do that or something? I mean, I know you don't want to get hurt or anything, but still.

Porcupine: I swear, you guys have no life and not so redish hearts.

Hella: Yeah, but I can take care of myself. Rodney on the other hand-

Rodney: I can take care of myself too! Trust me, I know a ton of stuff about- *Steps on ground and it falls, making Rodney losing his balance and almost fell(While screaming). Well, if Hella didn't try and grab his arm and whacked him onto a wall then he would have fallen and, ya know...*

Hella: That's why 'SOMEONE' needs to keep an eye on you cause you usually get us in a 'BIG' mess!

Rodney: Um, what about The Fairy Godmother?

Hella: Oh, um, well, she's pretty much useless too and also gets into predicaments but- HEY WAIT A SECOND! YOUR ONLY SAYING THIS SO YA WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR-

Porcupine: GUYS, TONE IT DOWN! We need to be really quiet...

Hella: WHY AGAIN?

Porcupine: So we don't get crushed by giant rocks?

Hella: *Mutters* Totally hopeless.

Rodney: But if it weren't the F.G. woman, we never would of met agai-

Hella: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS SHE WAS AND NOW YOUR SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT... LADY???

Porcupine: PEOPLE! PLEASE! We are almost to our location so I don't think it'd be a good idea to ruin this moment for all of us, okay?

Hella: WHY THE HELL MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO-

Rodney: -Useless?

Hella: *Mutters* And I'm interupted again. Why does this always happen to me...?

Porcupine: *Mutters* And I'm ignored again. Why does this always happen to me...?

*Rumbling noises*

Rodney: Wha- what's going on here?

Porcupine: Eh, I warned you about shutting the f*** up and keeping your tone down, but you didn't listen. So, not only did ya fail the test, but you're also going to die.

Hella: Nice going...

Rodney: What about you? Wouldn't you die with us too?

Porcupine: No, I'm a spirit, a Porcupine Spirit. And spirits don't die again ya know...

Rodney: So ya died before? Just like all of the other spirit dudes?

Porcupine: Um, wait how'd ya know there were more spirits in here? Did ya meet up with any?

Rodney: No, I just guessed.

Porcupine: Oh.

Hella: Guys, can we talk about this later and get the hell out of here!

Rodney and Porcupine(Lol, sounds like a couple): Oh, yea, right.

*And the gang make a run for it as the rocks/columns continued to tumble down.*

To be continued in part 30....

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Jamie38459 Sorry if this part wasn't what you were expecting. And sorry I'm using the same photos over and over again, but I don't wanna waste some of my time getting more and more photos...

soxfan89 Well, This Part Certainly Made My Day. It Was The most Interesting Of All! Great Job.

Jamie38459 Thanks, didn't expect you to say that but still! :D

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Disney Princess Part 10 :Ever Ever After(FINAL)

posted by KataraLover

"What are we gonna do we're trapped just like my old life" said Cinderella. "Anybody have any idea's because I'm freash out" said Mulan. "Well maybe if we had a way to get the keys" said Belle. "But how we don't know where they are" asked Pocahontas. "I GOT IT MY LOCK PICK" said Jasmine. "You have a lock pick" asked Cinderella. "Yeah Aladdin gave it to me incase I needed it you know it does help when you marry a streetrat" said Jasmine. So she unlocked it. "Wow Jasmine for a princess you sure know alot on how to escape" said Mulan. "I think we should be going to find Ariel, Tiana, Snow White,...

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Disney Princess Part 6 :Where Do I Go From Here

posted by KataraLover

It's a new day they were practiceing fighting but Pocahontas looked sad and look at her necklace and a compace. "What's wronge Pocahontas" asked Belle. "It's something I must decide" said Pocahontas. "What is it sweety" said Snow White. "Well there are two men that I'm in love with but I don't know who I will go with" Pocahontas. "They're John Smith and John Rolf right" said Ariel. "Yes I'm not sure who what if I leave one broken hearted so much he'll die what if I choose wronge what if....." said Pocahontas. "What if you make the right one you should listen to your heart like I did" said Mulan....

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Results of evilest villains countdown!!!

posted by BKG201

Here is the order from last to first:

9. Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I was actually surprised that Gaston got eliminated so early. Even though he is many peoples favourite villains people say that he was very unevil because he was handsome and very un-villain like.
Voted out on 42%

8. Ratcliffe (Pochahontas)
A lot of people thought Ratcliffe was evil because he was racist and persuaded the hero to kill any Indians. But the reason he go 8th spot was because people thought he didn't do anything and just went around singing for gold.

7. Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the frog)
Dr. Facilier is quite...

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Princess Pea: A Royal Pain For Every Disney Princess (Part 13)

posted by dweeb

In the Southland, there's a city, way down on the river, where the women are very pretty...
"He's talking about me, you know," Pea fluffed her hair.
"Pea, don't you find it weird how ever since we got here, there's been some voice following us around singing about how dreams do come true in New Orleans?" asked Conrad.
"It's no weirder than the girl I met who had feet one second and a fat green tail the next. When you've seen all the stuff I have, you learn to just go with it."
New Orleans had an upbeat, fun-loving vibe to it. Although Princess Pea was impressed, she still preferred her old home....

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Review of "Tangled" Trailer

posted by queenbee13

So I was searching the internet trying to find pics to use on the site(and finally learn how to uplaod pictures!) when I stumbled across a work-in-progress Tangled trailer. Apparently, it leaked out and someone posted it one youtube. At first I thought "OMG OMG A TANGLED TRAILER!!!!!!!!!", but I was sadly dissapointed.

From what I saw in the trailer, it looks a lot like the male lead is the major focus of the film, with Rapunzel as the hot chick he wins over. Their was a bit to much humor for my liking, but it's a trailer so oh well. In summary, this is the best I can explain it.

It starts out...

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Slave of a evil wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now you know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave you chills and made you gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so you shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell you know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound more scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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DreamyGal's Updated Favorite Princess List

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

How is it that my list, besides numbers 1-3, is constantly changing? I love them all, just some more than others. Yet everytime I rewatch one of their movies, it's like seeing them for the very first time. And of course I am a woman, and we are known for always changing our mind ;) Anyways, here is my updated favorite Princess list.

9. Aurora
She used to be my 7th favorite, now she is 9th. It doesn't mean I love her any less; it basically boils down to the fact that I just want to see more of her. Anytime I watch Sleeping Beauty, I'm always skipping to the parts with her in it, and before I know...

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Princess Poetry: Mulan

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

I hope no one sees through my disguise.
I know what I’ve done is not very wise.
But I stand behind my choice.
When this is all said and done hopefully my family will rejoice.
My Father is just too old and weak,
And won’t take any of our critique.
So I decided to go in his place.
I left in the middle of the night without a trace.
I have to act brave and strong,
And hopefully nothing will go wrong.
But something has messed up my plan.
I think I’m falling in love with a man.
No, not a soldier, my Captain!
I don’t really know how it happened or when.
I do know that he doesn’t feel the same.
I am, after...

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dweeb's Favourite Princess Countdown

posted by dweeb

♥ Excuse my laziness. I'm fucking tired.

9. Aurora

They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, you snooze you lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see you again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!

8. Tiana

She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo...

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Disney Princesses

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Disney Princesses

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Source: Not Mine

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Belle

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Cinderella Wallpaper

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Source: www.freecomputerwallpapers.net

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Princesses in Castle

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Creating Jasmine (stuff they don't tell you)

posted by alafastanzio

Aladdin: So here we were, early 1990's, and the Disney Renaissance was at its peek. The studios had produced two of the highest grossing animated films of all time and still were pushing on. However the team suffered a tragic loss with the death of lyricist Howard Ashman who surprisingly had had a large amount of creative input on the previous two films. (He named Ariel) It was even his idea to make the next Disney animated feature, Aladdin released on November 25, 1992. However, much to the disappointment of many, this would be the last picture to showcase a royal fairytale princess for the...

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The Origin and Meaning of the Disney Princess Names

posted by alafastanzio

Snow White ___________________________

In the beginning of the Grimm's Tale Schneewittchen, Snow White's mother pricks her finger with a sewing needle and three drops of her blood fall onto the snow which lay on the ebony windowsill. Oddly enough, this made her long for a daughter of a similar color scheme. While this reflects the arc of the story: (white)innocence, (red)maturity & love, and (black)death, her name particularly represents a season when the world metaphorically sleeps only to be inevitably awakened with the coming of spring.