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posted by kndluva
"Well that was weird." Kuki grimiced.
"O.K. now we've got some problems." The Good Witch groaned. "We need to get you to The Wizard ASAP."
"The what?"
"The Wizard of Oz! She can do anything. She can grant any wish. She'll get you home, before anything bad happens..."
"Anything bad happens?!?! Wizard?!?! Wishes!?!?! Can this day get any weirder?"
"Probably. But first, you need to know how to get there. EMMA!!!!! BRING THE SCROLL!!!!!"
A brunette girl rushed forward with the scroll and opened it up. She then turned to Kuki.
"Hello!" greeted the munchkin. She exstended her hand. "I'm Emma, mayor of Munchkin Land."
"Oh, hello." sighed Kuki. She shook the Mayors hand as though meeting the mayor of a previously seemingly not-real city was an every day acurance. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
"A-hem!" Emma cleared her throat. "It here by states that to get the Emerald City, home of the Wizard of Oz, the person in question must follow the yellow-brick road."
"The Yellow brick road?"
"The Yellow brick road."
"Well, It seems easy enough..." Kuki mumbled while looking down at the yellow path.
"Well, good-bye and good-luck." nodded the Good Witch.
Toto dooked nervously. Kuki gulped nervously. This must be a dream. It had to be a dream, didn't it? Well, time to get moving. After all you couldn't get hurt in a dream.
Could you?
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Kuki skipped down the path while humming the Rainbow Monkey song. You know, the theme song? Come on, you all know the words....

Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,
Oh, so very round and super chunky,
Bringing love where ever they go,
Everyone's made of a big rainbow.
Oh, red and orange, and pink and blue,
Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,
We love you!

Oh my, I can hear Numbuh 4 screaming from here. Back to the story. Kuki's basket swang from one arm, Toto asleep inside. He didn't mind, the rickoshaying of the basket was like a carnival ride. Kuki abrubtley stopped humming. She heard a voice.
"GET OFF ME YA DANG CRUDDY BIRDS!" moaned the voice.
A corn feild that had surrounded both sides of the road broke off into a clearing. In the center of the clearing sat a scarecrow. Crows were circling the scarecrow. But who had been talking?
"Aw, poor thing." sighed Kuki.
She then hopped the fence. Kuki waved her hands at the birds, causing them to disperse.
"Phew, thanks!" said a voice behind the girl.
Kuki whipped around, only to come face to face to... the scarecrow?
"Who said that?" cried out Kuki.
"Ummm.. I did." said the Scarecrow.
Kuki screamed and fell backwards, landing on her butt.
"Why the heck are you screaming?" cried out the Scarecrow
"W-well, where I come from, scarecrows don't talk."
"That must be pretty anoying."
"Not really."
"Would you mind letting me down? My arms are falling asleep."
"Um, O.K."
Kuki let the Scarecrow down, and took a good look at him. He looked pretty normal, ya know-blond hair and green eyes, except for his abnormal shortness. Though, he was wearing patchwork overalls, a flannel shirt, and a straw wide brimmed hat. If it had been anywhere else, she would have thought he was a kid dressed up for Halloween. If it were not for the hay that jutted out every so often out of his clothes and skin.
"So, were did you say you were from, anyway?"
"The Suburbs"
"That's in Canada, right?"
"Did those birds peck you in the head, or somthing?"
"Or somthing. I have no brain."
"That's not a very nice thing to say about yourself."
"Nope, I was actually born without a brain. It's a very serious medical condition."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"It's O.K. I just wish I were a bit smarter. At least that would let me think up a plan to get those danged crows away from my corn!!!"
"Hey, I have an idea! You could go see the wizard! She can grant any wish!"
"Do you really think the great and powerful Oz would grant my wish?"
"Of course she would. She sounds pretty nice."
"I dunno..."
Kuki linked arms with him.
"Come on, we're of to see the Wizard!"
Deep inside the basket, Toto sighed. Tornados, colorfull midget kids, Wizards, and now a talking scarecrow. He couldn't take much more of this.
"You sure about this Wally?" Kuki whispered. "Richard the Clown was ready to kill you. We don't want you to die!" Wally started blushing.
"Well, it's the best we've got. I'd rather not sit here for the rest of my life." Wally said. Kuki glanced at the staircase.
"Alright," Kuki began, "It's your funeral." Wally began hopping over to the staircase. Then Richard came from out of nowhere. Wally stopped hopping.
"Mitchell! Valerie! Get in here, NOW!" Richard shouted. Mitchell and Valerie were arguing. Richard punched Mitchell. Mitchell cleared his throat.
"So, Wallabee," Mitchell began. Wally and...
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Wally woke up in a dark room. It was huge. To him it looked like an Airplane Hangar. Just then, a clown with his makeup rubbed off and his clothes torn came out from the shadows. It was the Clown from the Boomerang Roller Coaster! Wally realized he was tied to a chair. Then, a much smaller clown appeared. He seemed about 17-18 years old.
"Why hello, young boy." The older clown said. "You might remember me from the Boomerang ride. Well, FORGET THAT! I'm Richard Van Bloomehnoze." Wally cracked up.
"DO NOT LAUGH AT MY LAST NAME OR I WILL KILL YOU, BOY!" Richard said. " Now this is my son, Mitchell....
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About 3 hours later (Wow, back-to-back-to-back missions are LONG!), Sector V and Numbuhs 8, 1000, and 2001 came back; happy and laughing.
"Wow, Kiki! You sure gave it to the Count!", Abby commented, "He's right; you really ARE scary when you're sleep-deprived."
Kiki giggled, "Vincent Price' scary or 'Father having a hissy fit' scary?"
"Well-"
Everyone's jaws dropped when they saw Numbuhs 244 and 245 standing next to a tied-up Numbuh 3.
"Um....we're playing a game?" Minerva chuckled nervously.
Kacey was growling.
Kiki looked at Valentina.
"WHY didn't you stop her?!" she yelled.
"Why ME?" she asked,...
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Numbuh 7 – her room – 3:05
    
    Kacey relaxed up in her room. The job she given herself, getting music for the party, had been finished in no time flat. She got up to watch the computer monitors set up . Secretly, she had planted video cameras on her fellow operatives. Though it was supposedly for ''kids next door security purposes'' , she just wanted to see what lengths they would go to so the party would be ready on-time. ''Uh-oh'' she whispered. On monitor 4, it showed numbuh four eating the birthday cake.

Numbuh 5 – Carnival – 3:30

    ''Come...
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posted by kndluva
Numbuh 1000 gleefully skipped downstairs. Her normally happy attitude was multiplied by two this morning, for tomorrow was her 11th birthday. As she entered the kitchen, she ducked as a large spoonful of oatmeal was lobbed at her head. ''PETER MATHEW SOMMERS! WE DO NOT THROW FOOD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!'' Megan's mother screamed at one of her sons. To a normal stranger, this looked like a reenactment of World War 2. To the Sommers, it was breakfast. In a split second, Numbuh 1000 decided it would be more peaceful to eat over at Sector V. ''Mom, I'm going to eat breakfast at Kacey's.'' ''Fine, dear,...
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Back at the tree house, numbuhs 14 and 2 had started working on the defense system. Numbuh 14 had been rather quiet since numbuh 2s outburst. , Uh, s-sorry about me yelling that out loud, it was supposed to be in my head. , Numbuh two said nervously. , Its OK, its just, uhh.., nobody has really been exited about working with me before. , Why? , Numbuh two asked, confused. Everyone thinks...., well, that everyone thinks I'm a nerd! , She spilled out. , But, why? You're smart, funny, cute.. , he had said the last part in his head, in fear of her feeling even more uncomfortable around him than...
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Wally was the first one up on Christmas morning. He dashed into the TV room. Toby was already in there. He was sleeping on the only present marked 'Wally'.
"I asked for no presents!" Wally screamed. Kacey came downstairs. Toby whined.
"What the heck Wally?" Kacey asked. Everyone else came in all grumpy. Kuki however lightened up when she got there. She ripped open the biggest present first.
"What?" Kuki screamed. "Santa! I didn't want Rainbow Monkeys for the XBOX I want it for the Wii!" Kacey sighed.
"Kuki, what's the difference?" Kacey asked. "It's the same game."
"That's what you think!"...
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Kacey picked up Toby and Kiki lead them to where Wally was knocked out. A big beam had landed on him. His head was cut and covered in blood. Hoagie had ran into the room to see the scene. The fire began to grow. Kacey handed Toby to Kiki and she picked up her cousin. They ran out of Wally's room. Hoagie grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the fire. Right at that time, Kuki, Abby and Megan walked towards Wally's room. Kuki turned to Kacey holding Wally. She saw the big cut in his head. It was gushing blood. Wally and Kacey were now covered.
"You're the medical officer!" Kacey shouted...
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Operation: C.O.N.G.R.A.T.S.

C.rush
O.n
G.irl
R.eally
A.ttaks
T.eens
S.uprise

    Numbuh two squirmed in his seat with excitement. Today was the Big Day! A few weeks before, his teacher had given them the assignment to bring in a example of a invention, a brief report of the inventor who created it. One of numbuh twos best inventions lay by his desk. Who better than himself when writing about great inventors? Meanwhile Numbuh four was gazing around at the others bringings. Under Egg Boys desk lay an egg timer. He let out a small groan . A Rainbow Monkey lay by most of the girls desks....
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Hogie:It truly is an insane crazy world out there I had never had a caper since my Mom's dinner with kookie's parents I was board out of my mind until a girl stepped into my office ar 11:00 am she smelled like bubble gum and romance gross right she wore a brown hat and coat and carried a black case a case I was about to crack wide open.
the door slammed behind her and she haden't seen me in the dark until I turned my lamp on so of course she turned around and stuck her toungh out in disgust why?becuase I was eating apple crumble like usuall so se most likley heard about my little caper of how...
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