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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the second world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord said the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.

Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old castle in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. You need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let you down Princess. *salutes*

Meanwhile in Canterlot.

Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought more reinforcements, but I've heard you let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let you talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the Pony Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do you mean by "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.

Suddenly the phone rings

Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are you pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

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Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling next to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do you mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Writing out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job you bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out* One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Singing Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*

After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really love shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier by window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone by the door. Speaking of the door, it opened by itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding by wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
More Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like you think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. You think you can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put guns away*
Sean: You really think you can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since you arrived to their world. You should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want you to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony you see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, or Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do you know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.

Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't you just say so? I'll get Robotnik for you quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that you Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank you very much.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Rainbow Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were singing a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
Rainbow Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help you with?
Rainbow Dash: Have you seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: By himself?!
Celestia: Have you seen him?
Rainbow Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: Or maybe dead.
Rainbow Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!

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Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
More ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Rainbow Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at safe distance*

Meanwhile at Discord's base

Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the tree house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* You were that pony that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are more ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
Rainbow Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: You can't face him alone.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on top of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws Rainbow Dash into window*
Rainbow Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls Rainbow Dash out of window*
Rainbow Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs Rainbow Dash's tail*
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging Rainbow Dash around*
Rainbow Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws Rainbow Dash into tree*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*

Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy

Fluttershy: *gets hit by magic*
Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must report back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
Rainbow Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.

Rainbow Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, Rainbow Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as you can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to join his army, and now he's killing everypony. By now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did you say, someone was discorded?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, you must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Zecora.

In Canterlot.

Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.

In another room.

Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't you dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.

Rainbow Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought you two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have you two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will you get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good. Thank you so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. Rainbow Dash is retarded.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.

Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.

Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are you doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't you leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad you are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two more bombs* Twilight, see if you can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: You got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane next to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one you want.

So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.

Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: Hey Applejack. Have you ever had an apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have you Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, thanks.

Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.

Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
Rainbow Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.

Zecora was at Ponyville.

Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: You were killed, but I have brought you back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead pony back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And you Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are you going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
Rainbow Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
Rainbow Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
Rainbow Dash: *drinks potion*

Soon, the three ponies, and zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.

Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
Rainbow Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
Rainbow Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes Rainbow Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
Rainbow Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
Rainbow Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did you do?
Zecora: He must swallow the potion, or it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have more before I kill you.
Zecora: By all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks more of the potion*

Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.

Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: You were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
Rainbow Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears Rainbow Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
Rainbow Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees Rainbow Dash* Dash?
Rainbow Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
Rainbow Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are you going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of you must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
Rainbow Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do you have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!

But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.

Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? You ain't gonna win.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
Rainbow Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, or I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*

Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.

Zecora: *teleports by Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are you doing here you dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*

We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.

Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do you copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
Rainbow Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*

We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.

Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see you all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
Rainbow Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our next mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
Rainbow Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this castle for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old castle from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there by myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having you deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.

Meanwhile, in Discord's base.

Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for you Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as you can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!

By the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.

Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding by wall*
Celestia: *Waiting by cart*
Rainbow Dash: *waiting next to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* Move up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* Move up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck you up, you hear me?! I will fuck you up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
Rainbow Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*

We get towards Discord's base.

Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, fire when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
Rainbow Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!

We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.

Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: You told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: Move up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*

All of us were taking cover.

Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are you running away from?

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Discord: Oh, now I see why you ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't you help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: You are underarrest for murder, and I believe you also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, or we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!

All of us drop our weapons.

Robotnik: I sentence you all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.

So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.

The End.

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Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 or something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open by itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. You don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's more for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) Hey kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, you never understood who, or even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills you in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't love Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked by the fact this story I'm reading is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, or clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb ass show TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm Ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My heart is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned by Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank Castle was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic day when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, Castle swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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Jonah
Jonah
#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th Day Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing more than animals who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Angels of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE ANGELS OF DEATH.
And within only five minutes after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: Pink Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE WALL album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between Pink and a telephone operator, as Pink twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how Pink learns that his wife...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were you followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a safe bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered you bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck you ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...
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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that stole Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, you mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. Or I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't you just get lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE you lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short by Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. You crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short by pressing his...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, or can be bought from the XBox Store....
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