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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the second world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord said the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.

Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old castle in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. You need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let you down Princess. *salutes*

Meanwhile in Canterlot.

Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought more reinforcements, but I've heard you let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let you talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the Pony Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do you mean by "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.

Suddenly the phone rings

Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are you pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

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Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling next to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do you mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Writing out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job you bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out* One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Singing Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*

After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really love shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier by window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone by the door. Speaking of the door, it opened by itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding by wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
More Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like you think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. You think you can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put guns away*
Sean: You really think you can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since you arrived to their world. You should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want you to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony you see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, or Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do you know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.

Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't you just say so? I'll get Robotnik for you quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that you Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank you very much.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Rainbow Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were singing a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
Rainbow Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help you with?
Rainbow Dash: Have you seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: By himself?!
Celestia: Have you seen him?
Rainbow Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: Or maybe dead.
Rainbow Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!

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Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
More ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Rainbow Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at safe distance*

Meanwhile at Discord's base

Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the tree house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* You were that pony that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are more ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
Rainbow Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: You can't face him alone.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on top of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws Rainbow Dash into window*
Rainbow Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls Rainbow Dash out of window*
Rainbow Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs Rainbow Dash's tail*
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging Rainbow Dash around*
Rainbow Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws Rainbow Dash into tree*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*

Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy

Fluttershy: *gets hit by magic*
Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must report back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
Rainbow Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.

Rainbow Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, Rainbow Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as you can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to join his army, and now he's killing everypony. By now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did you say, someone was discorded?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, you must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Zecora.

In Canterlot.

Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.

In another room.

Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't you dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.

Rainbow Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought you two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have you two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will you get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good. Thank you so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. Rainbow Dash is retarded.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.

Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.

Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are you doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't you leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad you are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two more bombs* Twilight, see if you can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: You got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane next to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one you want.

So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.

Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: Hey Applejack. Have you ever had an apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have you Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, thanks.

Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.

Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
Rainbow Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.

Zecora was at Ponyville.

Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: You were killed, but I have brought you back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead pony back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And you Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are you going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
Rainbow Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
Rainbow Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
Rainbow Dash: *drinks potion*

Soon, the three ponies, and zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.

Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
Rainbow Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
Rainbow Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes Rainbow Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
Rainbow Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
Rainbow Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did you do?
Zecora: He must swallow the potion, or it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have more before I kill you.
Zecora: By all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks more of the potion*

Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.

Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: You were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
Rainbow Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears Rainbow Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
Rainbow Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees Rainbow Dash* Dash?
Rainbow Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
Rainbow Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are you going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of you must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
Rainbow Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do you have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!

But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.

Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? You ain't gonna win.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
Rainbow Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, or I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*

Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.

Zecora: *teleports by Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are you doing here you dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*

We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.

Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do you copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
Rainbow Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*

We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.

Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see you all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
Rainbow Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our next mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
Rainbow Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this castle for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old castle from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there by myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having you deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.

Meanwhile, in Discord's base.

Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for you Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as you can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!

By the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.

Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding by wall*
Celestia: *Waiting by cart*
Rainbow Dash: *waiting next to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* Move up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* Move up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck you up, you hear me?! I will fuck you up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
Rainbow Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*

We get towards Discord's base.

Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, fire when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
Rainbow Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!

We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.

Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: You told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: Move up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*

All of us were taking cover.

Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are you running away from?

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Discord: Oh, now I see why you ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't you help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: You are underarrest for murder, and I believe you also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, or we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!

All of us drop our weapons.

Robotnik: I sentence you all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.

So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.

The End.

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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden or Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I love EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe you guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome by the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell you to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. You heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I love him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy reading sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy tree friends)
The character may not be fan made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people show Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, you can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so you can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy Tree Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of friends are either black or with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and you can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one year anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little Pony related username's one year anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...
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posted by Canada24
Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the second one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See You Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary day in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books,...
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So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who you ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who you ask..


So.. Basically. On christmas some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a title that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now you just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful day in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman Hill in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered by diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete said he'd save those to be scrapped for...
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