Light: (Sitting in chair)
Ryuk: You know, Light. It’s been a week since you got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t you killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
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Raye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there you are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while you were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed by a car
Naomi: Oh, so the usual stuff, huh
Raye: Yes….. Now about my dinner
(The Next Day)
Raye: I can’t believe I got to go out to eat tonight. That lazy woman can’t do anything for herself. You’d think forcing her into the kitchen would help her learn to cook by now
Light: (Behind him) Raye Pepper
Raye: Huh? No, it’s Penber
Light: Whatever. I want to let you know that I am Kira
Raye: How can I tell it’s you
Light: Because I am
Raye: (Suddenly filled with fear) *Damn it. It’s Kira* What do you want
(They both get on a train)
Light: I want the names of all the FBI agents. If you don’t, I will kill your wife
Raye: Sucks to be you, Kira. She can’t cook for shit, so nothing to worry me
Light: If she dies, how will you do the sex
Raye: …… Damn you, Kira
Light: Yep, damn me. Now get to work, Raye Panther
Raye: (Writes down the names of the FBI agents)
Light: Good, now get off
Raye: (Walks off the train) Perhaps he’ll spare m- (Suddenly has a heart attack) (Looks back at the train, and see’s Light)
Light: Good by, Raye Pandabear
Raye: (Dies right there as the train leaves)
(The Next Day)
President: Regardless, the American FBI can not be a part of this anymore. We’re pulling out
Matsuda: That’s what she said
President: ……….. Good bye (Hangs up)
L: Matsuda, why did you make that joke
Matsuda: It just seemed that-
L: Go to the corner of shame and think about what you said
Matsuda: But-
L: Now!
Matsuda: (Stands in the corner)
L: So, how many is left
Soichiro: Well, all that is left is me, Aizawa, Mogi, Ukita, Matsuda-
L: Who gives a shit about Matsuda
Soichiro: And some guy who will leave in a couple of seconds, so we’ll ignore his name
L: Very good. Now, I would like for all of you to come to my hotel room. I want to meet all of you in person. If you can trust me, then I GUESS I could trust you… If I have to
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: I can’t believe Raye is dead. He was so nice to me
(Flashbacks)
Raye: Woman, where is my dinner
(End of flashback)
Naomi: I swear, Kira. I will catch you. Even if it kills me
Creator: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
To Be Continued
Ryuk: You know, Light. It’s been a week since you got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t you killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
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Raye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there you are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while you were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed by a car
Naomi: Oh, so the usual stuff, huh
Raye: Yes….. Now about my dinner
(The Next Day)
Raye: I can’t believe I got to go out to eat tonight. That lazy woman can’t do anything for herself. You’d think forcing her into the kitchen would help her learn to cook by now
Light: (Behind him) Raye Pepper
Raye: Huh? No, it’s Penber
Light: Whatever. I want to let you know that I am Kira
Raye: How can I tell it’s you
Light: Because I am
Raye: (Suddenly filled with fear) *Damn it. It’s Kira* What do you want
(They both get on a train)
Light: I want the names of all the FBI agents. If you don’t, I will kill your wife
Raye: Sucks to be you, Kira. She can’t cook for shit, so nothing to worry me
Light: If she dies, how will you do the sex
Raye: …… Damn you, Kira
Light: Yep, damn me. Now get to work, Raye Panther
Raye: (Writes down the names of the FBI agents)
Light: Good, now get off
Raye: (Walks off the train) Perhaps he’ll spare m- (Suddenly has a heart attack) (Looks back at the train, and see’s Light)
Light: Good by, Raye Pandabear
Raye: (Dies right there as the train leaves)
(The Next Day)
President: Regardless, the American FBI can not be a part of this anymore. We’re pulling out
Matsuda: That’s what she said
President: ……….. Good bye (Hangs up)
L: Matsuda, why did you make that joke
Matsuda: It just seemed that-
L: Go to the corner of shame and think about what you said
Matsuda: But-
L: Now!
Matsuda: (Stands in the corner)
L: So, how many is left
Soichiro: Well, all that is left is me, Aizawa, Mogi, Ukita, Matsuda-
L: Who gives a shit about Matsuda
Soichiro: And some guy who will leave in a couple of seconds, so we’ll ignore his name
L: Very good. Now, I would like for all of you to come to my hotel room. I want to meet all of you in person. If you can trust me, then I GUESS I could trust you… If I have to
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: I can’t believe Raye is dead. He was so nice to me
(Flashbacks)
Raye: Woman, where is my dinner
(End of flashback)
Naomi: I swear, Kira. I will catch you. Even if it kills me
Creator: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
To Be Continued
Son Goku
Since I am feeling very lazy at this point I will write one long article instead of writing two shorter ones so I hope that someone has the energy to actually read the whole thing.
To clearify I am not simply going to use "The" main character I will use anyone that can be concidered a Protaganist so if I use a character from "Dragonball" that doesn't mean I have to use Goku, in other words I will use my favorite out of the main cast of each series.
BE WARNED AS THIS MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS!!
I think I will start with the Heroes so here is my top 10 favorite Male protaganists in animé.
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To clearify I am not simply going to use "The" main character I will use anyone that can be concidered a Protaganist so if I use a character from "Dragonball" that doesn't mean I have to use Goku, in other words I will use my favorite out of the main cast of each series.
BE WARNED AS THIS MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS!!
I think I will start with the Heroes so here is my top 10 favorite Male protaganists in animé.
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In the world of Shounen, who do you think of?
When you think about heroes in the world of Shounen, you probably think of these guys: Naruto Uzumaki, Son Goku, Monkey D. Luffy, and Ichigo Kurosaki. They’re significant members of the "over-powered hero" club and are a few of the many characters who may have inspired the creation of your hero. Perhaps you’re an aspiring writer like me who wants to create a hero similar to these characters, but stands out as an original. Before we dig into what kind of unique qualities we can give our characters, let’s start with the foundational elements...
