So for some reason zanhar1 wanted me to write a shitty crackfic in which I would pair her with one of her favorite characters and since I'm currently watching season 3 of"Avatar: The Last Airbender"I decided to make a Azula/zanhar1 crackfic.
Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and by bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make you think"WTF did I just read?"
Anyway lets start,shall we?:
Finally the long awaited day had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed...
If you are reading this message, I have probably been taken captive by the Zanhar Project for disclosing confidential information to the general public. But someone had to do it! Someone had to shed light on this evil organization of doomish, doomy, evil. If you read this--do not send help! If you must send something, please let it be a pack of crackers (preferably saltine) and one single shin guard.
I haven't much time. They are watching. zanhars20-28...the trackers (we'll get to that later). So let's get right into it.
I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favorite characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C more than characters D and E, because D and E will work more with character G…if that makes sense.
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): Let’s take a good look back at that horror movie, Spiders, that...
This is my first rap song. It's about my co-worker. It's not very nice. Also, somewhere there's the line 'i don't mind being the hottest chick around' I usually don't say those kinds of things. She just really pissed me off.
Talking shit like a twit
That’s all you can do
But when it comes down to it
Nothing gets through to you
You’re all big talk
But you got no game
And this poor me crap
Is really fucking lame
Who the hell are you
So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorite characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past or fantasy time frames.
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But...