The Trashmen- Surfin' Bird [LYRICS]

(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want you sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: You shitting...

I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… more than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, or mysterious. And I freaking love that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a list about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...

There are a lot of DLC, and if you are a true gamer, DLC is something you usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell you a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give you on disc DLC, or even force you to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, or hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving you a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before you knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was posted of it, the internet began to...

~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, or a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity or black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six year old detective who...

Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some friends at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that popular
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? You mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if you try anything, I’ll kill you
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...

When it comes to the movies made by Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit or miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie by Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...

Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. You want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell you some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and movies series, Harry Potter. I'm sure you all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme said so in...

Back when I was so poor, you would find bread to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...

Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten lost in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: YOU STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do you think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....

Song: link

Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Christmas song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded by a circle of singing ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank you everyone for surrounding me while singing this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda Stole Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...

Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if you like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever you want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013




Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...