The Trashmen- Surfin' Bird [LYRICS]

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may love those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright colors in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple dogs (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! You don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten by a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: You there, are you Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if you would come with us
Wind: I’m...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar....

Boy, do I love video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to list the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million more games, I may make another list in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after you get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

#10: HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple home grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's Day (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I said I hated it. Music is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little more entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

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And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether you like them or not, you have to admit...

You know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this list is about.

The anime on this list are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it or just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry by saying that I LOVE comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Well, we’re finally at the top ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The show is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the beach named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing movies out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell you all the worst movies I have ever seen. First off, these have to be movies that I have seen, so no Food Fight, Biodome, or any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, or are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, or Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. You know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish you for your poor choices throughout the game and give you a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. You know, the ones that make you want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, or any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Now, I love Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favorite games of all time. And, I REALLY love the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favorite items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start



#10: Fire Bar - Now, this is the Fire Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fire balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I love so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, or were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that you didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, or it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have...

Now, after I made my Top Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot more lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many more lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the more nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character you meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th wall more times...

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon Day Care Center. Here, you can leave two Pokemon. When you leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....