Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, you always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, you don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for you all, not a Nightmare on Elm Street classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: You know, you shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did you hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase you forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends....

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality by making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get you a new weapon, levels you up, or gives you money. However, there are THOSE survivors. You know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story by narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms street (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY month at this point? It’s more like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted ass schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big month long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we move on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where you play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorite video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if you aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved by a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

You know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one show that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this show started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of television limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only show saved by Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if you play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell you all that this story sucks. Or, more importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered by many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed by Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game by the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, you play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. You can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...