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Corner of Horror - Episode 98 - Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

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You know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, or at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a year ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when you put the two together, what do you get?...

Fyre Festival co-founder speaks out: Took a 'big risk' and failed

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What's Your Take - Article 290 - Ten Sonic Mistakes

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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever or cringe worthy fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making more mistakes than...

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Walking dead spoof.. Chapter 8

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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide or something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the second guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a wall and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a knife and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the Heart Go Fonder

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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that Tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped by the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

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What's Your Take - Article 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say second verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts acting weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - Article 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc you you overrated prick. You suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell you do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did you bring me along!?

???: you figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that you have to bring me with you!

???: in the movies people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would you think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

Swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw you commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know you can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see you tonight. I only want you to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by Windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is said by many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most favorite part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this article of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that you probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favorite to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of you may have a different Jojo that you see as your favorite, or maybe you may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Demons

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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different top tens for the next following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the top ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that you find lurking the in the depths of hell, or in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, or played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

The Top 100 - #15: Bloodborne

posted by Windwakerguy430

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try more than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where you play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting werewolves and witches, but it isn’t long...

Steamed Hams but it's a witty poop by WM13

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with you emotionally and mentally, and tricks you by being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE IF YOU PLAN ON READING...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one by far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, by far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot more fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone by killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears music behind waterfall) What is this. The music is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - Article 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do you get when you get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ You get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on fire again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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The Top 100 - #73: Katamari Damacy

posted by Windwakerguy430

So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs or any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative or thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but more of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...