Song (Start at 0:20): link
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's show The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.
"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The next morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." Said Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet you all." Said Sean.
All the engines said hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," Said Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need you to carry the express."
"Yes sir," Said Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few minutes later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." Said the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why you think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," Said the conductor, "Let's get a move on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's hill with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the next station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and you should know better. He helped you go up a hill after you made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." Said Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My previous owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." Duck said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are you telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my previous railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." Said Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't you believe him?" Duck asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." Said Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could you tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
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Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few friends at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice beach over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, you can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do you want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do you always lie to us Parker?
Parker: You think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. You will go to the labor day parade next Saturday, or you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor Day is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, or see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. You just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have more of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind you about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied by Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor Day Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to you about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, you too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square you were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He said he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do you know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore showing everyone what Labor Day is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing music as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought you said you were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the garage where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: You said you were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for you fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
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Liam: Did you really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only said that to make him cancel his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit by his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
Song: link
Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see you on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's show The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.
"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The next morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." Said Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet you all." Said Sean.
All the engines said hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," Said Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need you to carry the express."
"Yes sir," Said Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few minutes later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." Said the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why you think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," Said the conductor, "Let's get a move on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's hill with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the next station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and you should know better. He helped you go up a hill after you made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." Said Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My previous owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." Duck said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are you telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my previous railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." Said Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't you believe him?" Duck asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." Said Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could you tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
---
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few friends at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice beach over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, you can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do you want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do you always lie to us Parker?
Parker: You think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. You will go to the labor day parade next Saturday, or you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor Day is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, or see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. You just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have more of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind you about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied by Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor Day Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to you about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, you too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square you were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He said he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do you know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore showing everyone what Labor Day is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing music as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought you said you were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the garage where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: You said you were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for you fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Did you really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only said that to make him cancel his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit by his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
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Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see you on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tonight, I watched the film Annabelle: Creation. This is coming from a person who has never watched a single Conjuring film in my life. I would like to, since I heard good things, but I have never watched them. Now, Annabelle is said to be a prequel to the first Annabelle movie. I have never watched the first one either, but, given it's poor critical reception, I don't think I'm missing too much. So, is Annabelle's prequel film better, or is it just as bad. Well, let's find out, shall we?
Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...
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Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...
#50: Baka and Test
Now, if you want an anime that has the most insane humor imaginable, I can’t think of anything like Baka and Test. The anime is about Yoshii, who is the school’s biggest idiot, who attends Class F, which is the worst possible class to be in, as he and his classmates try to earn the respect of the school by defeating all the more intelligent classes in a Summoner Test War. And, like I said, the humor is just insane. From Yoshii always getting beaten up by some insane cult that disapproves of women, to one of the Class F students getting tazed, to one of the major...
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Now, if you want an anime that has the most insane humor imaginable, I can’t think of anything like Baka and Test. The anime is about Yoshii, who is the school’s biggest idiot, who attends Class F, which is the worst possible class to be in, as he and his classmates try to earn the respect of the school by defeating all the more intelligent classes in a Summoner Test War. And, like I said, the humor is just insane. From Yoshii always getting beaten up by some insane cult that disapproves of women, to one of the Class F students getting tazed, to one of the major...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the second world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
