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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
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A short time ago in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song (Start at 0:06): link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be said for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the Pony Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, Rainbow Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked to find out who the real murderer is.

With the Pony Alliance, and Nazis fighting for control over Equestria, who will become successful, and who will fail?

Okay, the Star Wars intro is over now. It's time to begin this story.

Stop the song.

It was 10 PM in Ponyville, and Sean had to do just a few small things to make his house finished.

Sean: *Finishes installing the sink* Finally, it's complete. Building this big mansion wasn't easy.

Song: link

Headlights could be seen in the distance, and engines could be heard.

Sean: *Goes towards a window, and looks outside through a pair of binoculars* Krauts! *Goes into another room. By a fireplace is his M249 Machine Gun. He grabs it, and a bandolier of ammo for his gun, along with his 500 revolver*
Nazis: *Approacing in five trucks, and two cars*
Sean: *Goes outside, and ducks behind a pile of firewood* Come at me you bastards, come at me. *Loads the cylinder in his 500*
Nazis: *Stop in their vehicles* Sean The Hedgehog! We know you're in there!!
Sean: *Talking to himself quietly, so they can't hear him* Wrong you idiots, I'm out here. You can't see me though. Not yet.
Nazis: We will give you a count of three to come out!!
Sean: And I'll give you a count of two to get out.
Nazis: One!!
Sean: *Waits*
Nazis: Two!!
Sean: Time's up! *Shoots five Nazis with his 500, and reloads while taking cover*
Nazi: *Firing at Sean with an MG42*
Sean: *Hears the bullets hitting the wood he's hiding behind* M249 versus MG42, who's going to be the lucky winner? *Uses his M249 to shoot at the Nazis in the cars*
Nazis in cars: *Die*
Nazis in trucks: *Returning fire with MP40's and Kar98's*
Sean: *Shoots the gas tank on one truck*

The other trucks started to blow up, and the Nazis were running away. After all the trucks blew up, five of them were left.

Sean: And they're all retreating. Or at least they're trying to. Let's see if they can retreat from this. *Reloads his 500, and fires one bullet at each Nazi*

They all died.

Sean: *Smiles as he walks back into his house* I must alert the Pony Alliance about this at once.

Stop the song

Sean: *Sitting by his fireplace in a chair, and starts to call Rainbow Dash on his Galaxy S5*
Rainbow Dash: *At Canterlot Castle, hearing her Smartphone ring, and answers* Hello.
Sean: Dash, it's Sean. I just encountered twenty of Eggman's soldiers at my house. Contact Wind, and Master Sword, I'll be over at the castle soon.
Rainbow Dash: You got it. *Hangs up, and starts to call Master Sword*
Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS at Master Sword's house* Why am I living with you again?
Master Sword: Because, of.... uhh...... Reasons!
Wind: Figures. At least it's better than living with Rainbow Dash.

Flashback.

Wind: *Sleeping in a sleeping bag*
Rainbow Dash: *Very excited* Wake up Wind! It's time to work out!!
Wind: Rainbow Dash?!!?! IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!! Who wakes up this early just to exercise?!!?
Rainbow Dash: We gotta lot of weights to lift, and-
Wind: I'M NOT LIVING WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN!!!

Back to reality

Master Sword: Oh. *Hears his phone ring, and answers it* Hello.... Oh, I see. We'll be over there soon. *Hangs up*
Wind: Something wrong?
Master Sword: Yes. We must go to Canterlot Castle immediately.
Wind: Okay, let's go.
Master Sword: *Driving his car to Rainbow Dash's castle*

Meanwhile in Mobius

Nazis: *Marching outside of Eggman's castle*
Eggman: *Looking at his map* Hahahaha. Sonic The Hedgehog has finally been captured, and all of Mobius will be mine.
Twilight: *Enters Eggman's room* Man, I'm afraid some of yo soldiers just messed up.
Eggman: They what?!
Twilight: They got killed by Sean man! All of the soldiers you sent to get him!
Eggman: What?!! This is unacceptable!! I think I have a plan to get Sean defeated. Listen.
Twilight: *Gets closer to Eggman*
Eggman: *Whispers in Twilight's ear*
Twilight: Man, that's genius! Let's get that plan started right now!

Sean met up with Rainbow Dash at the castle in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: By teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only use it for teleporting, and time travel.
Wind: Where did you get that?
Sean: From Mobius. Only seven of these exist. There are some people in Mobius, including myself that can turn into a super form of their self once they have seven chaos emeralds.
Master Sword: Have you ever turned super?
Sean: No. Never.
Rainbow Dash: Perhaps that may change when we go into Mobius, but first things first. We need supplies, and some rest. We will go into Mobius before 8 AM.
Wind: Got it.
Rainbow Dash: Guards.
Royal Guards: *Arrive*
Rainbow Dash: Show Wind, and Master Sword to their quarters.
Royal Guard: Right this way gentlemen.

Five minutes later, Sean and Rainbow Dash were sleeping together in bed.

Sean: So, how does it feel to be princess?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, I guess.
Sean: You guess?
Rainbow Dash: I'm a little nervous actually. I'm the very first princess to be a pegasus, and, I, actually feel very nervous.
Sean: Why?
Rainbow Dash: What if I don't do a good job? Like Twilight.
Sean: You got me. I'll help you out if you need it.

Next morning, before they left, they were greeted by a blue stallion.

Rainbow Dash: Morning George.
George: Hello Rainbow Dash, and friends.
Sean: Nice to see you George.
Wind: What do you have for us?
George: Five new weapons fresh from my factory. The first one, is a pistol. The 04. *Shows it to the others* Revolvers have very high fire power, but they are very difficult to get nowadays.
Sean: I know. It wasn't easy getting my 500.
George: So I made a pistol with eight bullets in each clip, and it has high fire power. The power is slightly higher than the one in your 500 Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: I see.
George: Next up is the MP80. *Shows it to the others* A modified version of the MP40 that Eggman's soldiers use. Same fire rate, but with better range, and more ammo capacity. Each clip holds 40 bullets, but can also use the 32 bullet clips that were built for the MP40.
Master Sword: I am going to take that.
George: *Gives Master Sword an MP80* Next up, the Holl. *Picks it up* A fairly simple design. A fully automatic pistol with twenty bullets in each clip, and they come out automatically after every bullet is fired, but you have to fire each bullet to reload. I am working on improving that.
Wind: I'll take it, and an 04.
George: *Gives Wind the two pistols* Next up is the Dino. A shotgun that fires bullets from two barrels at the same time, so you'll be certain that every one you shoot at, will be killed with just one shot. The clip is loaded into the left side, and each clip holds twelve bullets.
Rainbow Dash: This is mine. *Takes the Dino*
George: And finally, another shotgun, this time a pump action one. *Pulls out the Bondelli* Maximum capacity for this one is eight shells, and it is 12 gauge.
Rainbow Dash: I'm also taking that.
Master Sword: Give me that too.
George: *Gives both of them a Bondelli* What about you Sean?
Sean: I'm sticking with my 500, and M249.
George: Suit yourself. Now that you all have your weapons, good luck.

On Mobius, Eggman had Sonic chained to a wall.

Eggman: *With Twilight, in front of Sonic* Sonic The Hedgehog. At last I have you in my clutches.
Sonic: But not for long. Tails, and Knuckles, and the other Freedom Fighters will find me.
Eggman: Not this time. Twilight, teleport us onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Twilight: Yes doctor. *Uses her magic to teleport the three of them onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht*
Eggman: Behold. A luxury yacht for myself, and my soldiers. It's built with scramblers, so your Freedom Fighters won't see us on their radars.
Sonic: That's nice Eggman. I suppose you'll give me, and yourself a martini now, and laugh about old times.
Eggman: Martini's for me, and Twilight. Not for you.
Sonic: Dammit. There's only one thing I can enjoy on this boat, and you won't let me have it.
Eggman: You are a prisoner. You're not supposed to enjoy it. In the meantime, I'm going to tie you onto part of the boat, and have you hang over the ocean.
Sonic: You wouldn't.
Eggman: Oh I would. I'll come back for you in 30 minutes to interrogate you. In the meantime, we're heading towards a weapons factory owned by your friends.

Sonic was tied up, and hand cuffed, and was hanging over the ocean.

Sonic: Not my finest hour.

And in Equestria, Sean was getting ready to go to Mobius with the rest of his team.

Sean: Are you three ready?
Rainbow Dash: Yes.
Master Sword: I'm ready.
Wind: Let's get this over with so I can continue playing Mario Party 10.
Sean: Chaos, control. *Teleports himself with the rest of his team into Mobius* Looks like we teleported in front of Tails' shop. Let me go talk to him, and you watch out for enemy activity.
Rainbow Dash: Right.
Sean: *Walks into Tails' shop* Hey Tails?! You in here?
Tails: Sean. *Runs over to him* What have you been up to?
Sean: We're gonna stop Eggman.
Tails: He has Sonic.
Sean: How did it happen?
Tails: He was with me when we were attacking one of Eggman's barracks. A purple pony I've never seen before captured him.
Sean: Twilight Sparkle. Come with me, and grab your gear.
Tails: *Grabs a backpack of weapons, and snacks*
Sean: *Walks over to Rainbow Dash* Twilight captured my cousin. We need to rescue him.
Wind: How the hell did the fastest thing alive get captured by some bad guy?
Sean: It was Twilight. She used her magic to get him.
Master Sword: So now what do we do?
Sean: We can destroy all of Eggman's army later. Right now, it's important that we rescue my cousin. Tails, contact Knuckles, and as much of the Freedom Fighters as you can.
Tails: Okay.
Sean: Hang in there Sonic, we're coming for you.

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform you that Eggman keeps attacking more, and more of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have more bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around* He's on all of them!
Eggman: Now that I have your attention, I want you all to know that I have this base in my sights on my Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: Free Sonic!
Nazis: *Bringing Sonic over to Eggman*
Eggman: Instead of freeing him, we're going to make him watch you die. Take out their defenses!!
Nazi: Jawohl Doctor. *Hits a button*

A big cannon appeared on the front of Eggman's boat.

Eggman: *To Sonic* If you look away from this, or close your eyes, I will have you killed. Fire the cannon!!
Nazi: *Fires the cannon*
Sonic: *Watches the TV screen in front of him, and watches everyone in the base die*
Eggman: Put him back where he belongs.
Nazis: Yes doctor. *Bringing Sonic back to the upper deck to be hanged over the water*
Sonic: *Does a spin dash, and knocks out the two Nazis holding him. He runs to the top of the boat* I'll take the helicopter, and get out of here.
Twilight: *Appears in front of Sonic, and catches him with her magic* Man, where da fuq do you think you're goin?!
Sonic: I was going to escape.
Twilight: Come with me. *Brings Sonic back to Eggman*
Eggman: Yes Twilight Sparkle?
Twilight: Man, dis blue bastard tried to escape just now.
Eggman: Thank you for capturing him. Put him back where he belongs.
Sonic: One day, I'll stop you from using your magic.

Sonic was tied up once again, but this time in chains.

Sonic: Hey, Eggbrain! These chains are too cold!
Eggman: Tough luck you blue rodent.

Later, Sean, and Rainbow Dash met up with Knuckles, and a few other people that Tails called to help.

Sean: Okay, Amy Rose is here with Knuckles, Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Mighty, but where are the other Freedom Fighters?
Tails: One of our bases got attacked, so they went there to fix it.
Sean: Well it's a good thing Knuckles decided to get his friends over here.
Espio: We'll always help out if Sonic is in danger.
Rainbow Dash: Do any of you know where he is?
Amy: One of the freedom fighters said he was on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sean: So he's out somewhere in the water. Come on, I think I know where we can find him.

Sean led his group to an airport, owned by Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, you said that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, you four are capable of flying on your own, so follow the rest of us in the helicopter.
Knuckles: Got it.
Sean: Espio, you're gonna be the pilot. The rest of us get on the chopper, but if anyone spots us, I will take care of them.
Mighty: Okay.
Knuckles: *Cracking his knuckles*
Sean: *Leading everyone towards the helicopter*
Charmy: All of the guards are looking away from us.
Sean: *Talks quietly* That's great, but keep your voice down.

They started to get into the helicopter.

Sean: Espio, start this thing.
Espio: *Starts the helicopter*
Nazis: Hey. Who's flying that?! *Running towards the helicopter*
Espio: *Flying the helicopter*
Nazis: Stop them!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Nazis with her Bondelli shotgun*
Knuckles: Let's go!! *Flies after the helicopter*
Tails & Charmy: *Following Knuckles*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Nazi, and follows Knuckles*

On the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht

Eggman: *Hears a phone ringing, and answers it* Yes?
Nazi: Doctor Eggman, a helicopter of ours was stolen.
Eggman: Who was it?!!
Nazi: We believe it was Sean The Hedgehog, with some friends.
Eggman: He might be coming here to save Sonic. Thank you for your warning. *Hangs up* Get defenses up!! We are expecting intruders!!
Nazis: *Turning on alarms, and getting defense cannons set up*
Sonic: *Looking at the cannons* Oh shit.

Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will you put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive cannon on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the cannon really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't you think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown by the enemy. Shoot them down.
Sean: Keep the chopper above the boat. Everyone, jump out now.

They were over the pool, so jumping out would not be a problem.

Everyone got out of the chopper, except for Espio.

Vector: Come on Espio!
Espio: I'll be right down. *Gets a stick to push the stick forward, so it can keep the helicopter flying over the boat. He does this so that the helicopter can go the same speed as the boat*
Vector: Get down here!
Espio: *Jumps out, and lands in the pool*
Eggman: *Fires the cannon*

The helicopter turned into a flaming wreck, and landed in the water behind the boat.

Master Sword: Where's Rainbow Dash with the others?
Sean: Not far away.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies onto the boat with Tails, Knuckles, and Charmy*
Wind: Glad to see you four made it safely.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks. Now it's time to find Sonic.
Amy: Sonic!! *Running around the boat* Where are you?!! *Runs into a section of the boat*
Sean: She'll get herself kidnapped.
Tails: Maybe she has a plan.
Sean: Yeah, to get us all killed. Stay here, don't go near her. We don't want to get spotted.
Amy: You guys get inside, and get out of that pool!
Nazis: *Arresting Amy*
Sean: Now we go inside. *Goes inside with everyone, and uses his 500 to shoot the two Nazis holding Amy*
Amy: I had everything under control.
Sean: Uh huh. Sure you did. Upstairs. *Goes upstairs, with his friends following*

No one knew what was upstairs, but they were hoping to find Sonic.

As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, you go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: You got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boat with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, you go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of you on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man, and if you're smart, you'll join me.
Rainbow Dash: I'll never join you. *Flies forward, and tackles Twilight* Set the rest of the explosives. I'll handle Twilight.
Vector: Got it.
Mighty: Let's go this way. *Turns around, and carries the rest of the explosives with Vector*
Rainbow Dash: *Pushes Twilight onto an outside section of the boat*
Twilight: *Punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Spits blood into Twilight's face, and pushes her head into a wall*
Twilight: *Loses her horn* You-
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Twilight again*
Twilight: *Punches Rainbow Dash's right eye*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Falls down*

Twilight gave Rainbow Dash a black eye.

Twilight: *Puts a hoof on Rainbow Dash's belly*
Rainbow Dash: Ow.
Twilight: Man, you ain't eva gonna beat me!
Rainbow Dash: Twilight, you're making a big mistake. You're working for a man that wants us dead. He had some soldiers kill Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: No Rainbow Dash. I killed Celestia, and Luna.
Rainbow Dash: *Shocked* no.. No, you wouldn't do that. *Angry* They loved you more than anything!!
Twilight: I find that statement to be bullshit. I had fun slaughtering them.
Rainbow Dash: *Crying* So it's true. You did kill them.
Twilight: Yes, and now I'm going to kill you.
Rainbow Dash: *Struggling to break free*
Twilight: You cannot escape. There's nowhere for you to run.
Rainbow Dash: *Breaks free, and flies away from Twilight*
Twilight: *Chases her*

They flew towards the top of the boat.

Nazis: Intruders.
Rainbow Dash: *Takes an MP40 from one of the Nazis, and shoots them both. She then shoots Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls onto a lower section of the boat*

Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*

On their way, they walked passed a big fish tank. Over 30 fish were in it.

Wind: That's a lot of fucking fish.
Master Sword: They're very pretty.
Nazi: *Arrives* Halt!
Sean: *Shoots the Nazi* Sonic, take the others to the back, I'll handle this. *Shoots more Nazi with his M249 Machine Gun*

Once everyone got to the back, more Nazis started running towards Sean.

Sean: *Taking cover behind the fish tank* With the way this is set up, I have plenty of cover. *Shoots the Nazis towards him*
Nazis: *Behind Sean, shooting at him with MP40's*
Sean: *Lays down, and returns fire*
Nazis: *Die*
More Nazis: *Shooting at Sean, but their bullets hit the glass on the fish tank*
Sean: *Turns around, and shoots the other Nazis*
Nazis: *Arriving with MP44's*
Sean: *Shoots them*
Nazis: *Returning fire. More bullets hit the glass on the fish tank*
Sean: *Shoots two more Nazis*

More Nazis were coming from the same area that Sean was killing them, and to make matters worse, most of the bullets being fired at Sean were hitting the fish tank's glass. If it broke, everyone on the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht would drown, and die.

Sean: *Returning fire*
Sonic: Knuckles, Charmy, where are you two?
Nazi: *Firing at Sean with an MP44. Several bullets hit the glass, and the ground near Sean's feet*
Sean: *Returns fire*

The time bombs that were planted then went off.

Wind: Okay, now we really need that red guy, and the bee dude with the weird voice.
Tails: You mean Knuckles, and Charmy?
Wind: Shut up, I wasn't asking you.

The yacht was slowly starting to sink

Eggman: What is going on?!?
Nazi: We are taking on water in the middle of the yacht!
Eggman: Go fix it!!
Nazi: The hole is too huge! We must abandon ship!!
Eggman: *Turns on the alarm system*

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Eggman: Attention, all units abandon ship!! Abandon ship!!
Nazis: *Still firing at Sean*
Sean: Jesus. Don't they know what it means to abandon ship? I guess they'll have to learn the hard way. *Shoots them until they fall off of the yacht*
Twilight: *Slowly waking up*
Nazi: Twilight, we must get out of here! The boat is sinking!!
Twilight: Onto the helicopter!
Nazis: *Running with Twilight onto the helicopter, and flying away*
Sean: *Runs towards his friends* Knuckles still hasn't arrived yet with Charmy?
Espio: Nope.
Sean: Dash, Tails, get out of here. Save yourselves.
Tails: *Flies away with Rainbow Dash*
Master Sword: *Sees another explosion, and feels the boat going lower into the water*
Knuckles & Charmy: *Arriving in the boats*
Sean: About damn time!!
Knuckles: Get in!!
Sean: *Goes into Knuckle's boat with Sonic, Master Sword, and Wind*
Vector: *Goes into Charmy's boat with Mighty, Amy, and Espio*

As we rode away, two more explosions occurred on the yacht, and it was completely under water.

Sean: Everyone okay?
Sonic: Yeah.
Charmy: Are you guys alright?
Amy: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just angry that I didn't do anything.
Vector: You helped Sean kill some Nazis.
Amy: By getting captured.
Espio: Ah fuck it. Just be glad that Sonic is safe.

They rode to shore, as the sun shone, with several clouds near it in the sky.

The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this question with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored by the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, I love Nintendo. It’s my favorite video game company out there… However, even the best company can make mistakes at some point. So, today, I am going to talk about the biggest mistakes Nintendo made

#5: 3DS Release - Now, lets talk about a more modern mistake. The 3DS is a pretty fun device, and I actually kinda like it. However, the 3DS wasn’t always loved. The 3DS was released on February 16th, 2011, with a price of THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! WHAT!? Yeah, they sold this things, which normally should cost $150, at the very least, and they made it the price of what you could pay for a...
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Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep you guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the next epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)

Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! YOU DID THAT ON PORPOSE!

T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)

Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill you man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every...
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Hey you fucking guys, how the fuck do you make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this creepypasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst Fur Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... You know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad Fur Day when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to...
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My God..... You know, a creepypasta is bound to be bad when the fucking creepypasta takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This creepypasta is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of you think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest....
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, more fun. In this game, you play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed by Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones...
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S.B: *Watching Derek repair his Mondeo* So you're still repairing that wreck. What do you think's gonna happen when it's repaired?
Derek: It'll be perfect, just like brand new.
S.B: That's what you said before I destroyed it with my basketball.
Ian: *Chanting while pulling 5 passenger cars* Take the train! Take the train! Take the train!
S.B: While Derek continues to repair his car, we're going to watch Shado! Shado! Shado!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

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Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Well, we’ve gone far enough with talking about the Halo franchise on this list. As sad as it is to say, we’ve come to the final entry for the Halo franchise on this list, but I have saved the best (Debatable) for last. Having played the first two games, I was more than excited to see what Halo 3 would do. And it blew me away (Get it? Cause Halo 2 had Breaking Benjami- Okay)
So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the previous two...
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Well what do you know. It's almost that time. In a few days, it will be exactly five years since I first went onto this website. And let me tell you, a lot sure happened in five years. I was barely able to limb my way out of poverty, got a job, went a college, and most importantly, met new kinds of people on this website who I am, for the most part, still friends with today. It's been a hell of a journey that I still look forward to seeing more of in the future. But, with five years coming, I think I want to do something big. Huge, even. I want to start working on something big, something that...
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Well… This was something I wasn’t looking forward to after my break from writing articles. Worst stories of 2017, relating to video games anyway. How bad are they. Well, funny you should say, because they’re pretty bad. Let’s have a gay old time, and try not to hate the world too much by the end of this, shall we?

#10: Metal Gear Survive

Hey, remember when Phantom Pain was as bad as the franchise ever got? Yeah, those were simpler times. And now, Metal Gear Survive, one of the most insulting things that have ever been released. Metal Gear Solid was a franchise that I really loved, despite...
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