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Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed by body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most popular film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.



The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played by America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation device that will make him renowned in the world of science. As he tests the device on himself, Brundle is unaware of a housefly getting inside with him, their molecules combining while teleporting. Slowly, over time, Brundle starts to experience change in his body as he slowly turns into a fly. Or a fly-human disgusting hybrid. That being said, I hope you don’t get too excited to see the fly, because you will be waiting for a while. And it isn’t until thirty minutes of this hour and thirty minute film that Brundle gets the cells of a fly. The buildup for this movie is a slow one, but in a good way. You get to know the characters, their reasons for being connected, and you even get to see some disgusting gore. Albeit, it’s monkey gore and that’s never as good, but it should keep you interested in what the hell will happen when a human goes in there. And the results, are amazing. Or horrifying. It really depends on how you look at it.
The special effects in this movie are… disgusting. But in a good way. As the film reaches its thirty minute mark with Brundle slowly turning into a fly creature, he starts growing hairs, his nails and teeth start to fall out, and his flesh starts to contort and change into a sickly pink mess. And then there’s a bunch of other sickening scenes, like a monkey being turned inside out or a woman giving birth to a bloody maggot. One scene in particular, showing Brundle beating a monkey-cat hybrid to death to put it out of its misery, was cut because audiences thought it made Brundle look like a sociopath, before it was put back into the DVD releases. Now I did not watch that version of the film, but for the sake of this article, I did watch the scene, and it’s pretty freaky, with all these effects being done by Chris Walas, who went on to direct The Fly 2, which was…. Not good. Well, you can’t be good at everything.
The climax of the film is where the film really turns into a horror film. Before, it was less of a horror film and more of a drama with a few creepy moments. Now, it’s turned into a full horror film, with Brundle trying his best to try and keep his humanity, when it’s clear that Brundle is not making it out of this movie either alive or with his mentality in tact. No matter how you look at it, Brundle isn’t getting out of this situation with a happy ending. And then the final scene, where Brundle becomes a real beast… It really makes the movie horrifying. This scene alone makes this film one of the most disturbing. It’s actually kind of disgusting and gets under my skin in a way, and I like that a lot. For such an amazing ending, I’d recommend checking it out just for the ending, but the film is interesting enough for you to watch it in its entirety. The ending effects is just a horrifyingly lovely bonus.
It’s clear as day to see that this film remains as one of Cronenberg’s best, and a film that anyone should check out if they are huge into body horror, science fiction, Cronenberg films, or just horror in general. This actually does interest me enough into checking out the original Fly just to see how it compares. On its own, however, 1984’s The Fly is truly a disturbing masterpiece that anyone should check out. Do not miss out on this film. It truly is a classic.
So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite show of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorite show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....
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(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 or 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James Crow was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...
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You know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the list goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...
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Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

Song: link

Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have you started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....
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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*...
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Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of you just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas music with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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Tim: This is the next song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a cloud of dust as they punch each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porcelain figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if you want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our show is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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Song (Start at 0:16): link

Mortomis: Do you want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do love to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of Rainbow Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are you ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
You must look at this picture for 20 seconds before continuing onto the next part of this fan fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 seconds before continuing onto the next part of this fan fiction



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The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Bad Auditions By Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to day one of the Lost December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, or were rumored but never proven if not by a person who worked on it. Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin day one of the Lost December lists.

#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin



Let me ask you, do any of you care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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Art by Deathding
Art by Deathding
Whenever people talk about horror games, they always talk about ones like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Dead Space, Outlast, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fatal Frame, Condemned, Five Nights at Freddy’s………. Five Nights at Freddy’s. And while all…. Most of them are good, there’s always the obscure horror games that don’t get much recognition, even though they should. One horror game that needs more attention is one that I found quite some enjoyment out of, and that game is the cult classic The Suffering



The Suffering is a game made by the company Midway,...
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Well, after a few days of being off track, we're finally back on schedule. And what a good movie to start the normal schedule off with than with not really a horror film, but more of a comedy. When I was a kid, I always loved Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the performance of one Gene Wilder. I heard that he was also the lead role of another entertaining film by the parody director, Mel Brooks. The 1974 comedy classic, Young Frankenstein. Another film that came with a neat Dia de los Muertos design. So let's see what makes this film a classic



Young Frankenstein does not follow...
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Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our show will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance...
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You know, considering the fact that Japan has so many awesome games that they refuse to give to the world is honestly starting to bother me. I mean, there are just so many wonderful games made in Japan, and while we are lucky to get a nice handful of them, some of them are still not in America, some of them never coming for all of eternity. So, today, I want to share with you more games from Japan that definitely need to make it to America. Now, I am not including my rule for games I have played. In fact, I have neither played some of these games. Hell, some of them I’ve only heard of recently....
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Sean: *Playing Mario Kart with Kevin* It's a great day to play Mario Kart.
Ian: *Looking at Sean* How is a train playing Mario Kart?

His eyes are wide open as the song starts.

Ian: What is that?!
Kevin: I don't want to know.
Sean: Turn it off!!
Kevin: *Throws a hammer at his TV, but the song is still playing*
Ian: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Skywalker: Not what, but who. That's Spongebob, and I'm Skywalker from Bartholomew. The second half of our show is beginning now.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady...
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Art by SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.



The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the fourth Halloween list. And today, we’ll be looking at the blood sucking creatures of the night, vampires. Vampires are creatures who wander out at night, and drink the blood of humans in order to stay young. However, there is a multitude of ways to kill them, some famous ones being sunlight, or a wooden stake to the heart. So, with such an amazing group of monsters, I say we look at the best. First some rules. Only one vampire per franchise and only from what I’ve seen. Also, to avoid the obvious number one, Dracula will not be on this list. And because...
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Well, this one is a blast from the past. I haven’t seen this movie in ten years since I was a small kid, and I thought to myself, “Huh? What’s going on? Wait, I wanna see the giant monster? Why’d it turn away”. Something along those lines. Yeah, I didn’t really comprehend this film when I was smaller, but I think I liked it. That being said, I was already excited to watch this film again after having not seen it for so long. 2008’s Cloverfield was a cultural film at the time. It didn’t start the found footage genre, but it certainly brought it into the mainstream, and was successful...
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