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You know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch next on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough anime trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into



Taking place in Japan because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known as the Black World, where humans with disturbing abilities that allow them to change their bodies and shapes in horrifying body horror fashion exist. A peace treaty is prepared to bring peace between the two worlds, but a Black World terrorist group known as the Radicals plan to stop that. In the human world, a group called The Black Guards exist in the hopes of stopping them and making sure the peace treaty goes off without a hitch, following the human Black Guard Taki, and his partner, a Black World woman and victim of a lot of messed up rape scenes, Makie, as they deal with the dangerous group of Radicals. And this film is very, very… erotic. And not in the arousing way.
A lot of sex goes on in this movie, but never in a pleasing way, let me tell you. Nine times out of then, the end result of most sex scenes are a Black World Radical trying to kill a human, either by their vagina turning into a mouth with teeth, a woman sucking a man into her melted body, and a giant fleshy mass using its tentacles on a woman… Yeah, this film is fucked. I mean, I can admire some of the creative ways the entities morph their bodies to kill their target, but it’s mostly hidden behind a lot of disturbing sex scenes. Maybe the film was going for a sort of fear of sex, like how Jaws made the water scary or how Nightmare on Elm Street made sleeping scary, so perhaps Wicked City would make sex scary. But we already have a film like that. It’s called It Follows. Thankfully, there are enough grotesque body horror without sex scenes to at least keep you interested, like eyeballs growing mouths and rib cages being used as giant bear traps. It’s pretty neat how far they go, so that’s well done.
That being said, the writing for this film isn’t that great. The romance between Taki and Makei is the typical Romeo and Juliet forbidden love story. If you’ve seen one, chances are, you’ve seen them all, and Wicked City doesn’t exactly do anything new with it. And then there’s this one old man character that they have in the film that is just annoying as can be. He does serve a purpose, at least at the last minute of the film, but a majority of it is him being a rude asshole who creeps on women and just leaves the area to do his own thing and make problems for everyone else. And the villain is probably as uninteresting as they get. Like, come on, you couldn’t have done anymore than that?
Wicked City is a decent neo noir horror film, if you are really that hungry for a collaboration of the genre. It’s scary enough, the animation is impressive, and it can be enjoyed on a level where the basic writing and plot won’t get in the way too much. Just be prepared to stomach a lot of messed up sex scenes, because this movie has a lot of them. If you’re looking for a change of pace in your October movie marathon, consider giving Wicked City a try.
Oh dear god, I have never watched an anime that has messed with my sanity more then Corpse Party. (Warning, some spoilers)
Corpse Party was a game that was released for the PSP, yet was created back in 1994. It still stands as one of the greatest pixilated horror games of all time. So great, in fact, that it got its own anime. Kinda like Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and Kirby. Anyway, this anime only lasted for four episodes. However, those four episodes are enough to fuck with your sanity more then an asylum having a field day.
So the first episode starts with some harmless ghost stores. sadly,...
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The year is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, cartoons on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular Show had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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Sean: *Rings his bell as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
S.B: I was thinking the same thing random person who looks exactly like me.
Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....
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Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...
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~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel more defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....
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Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of you that care, the Scarlet Butterfly series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...
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Oh boy, the Nintendo DS. I reviewed some Wii games on Hidden Gems, but I have yet to review a DS game. And let me tell you, if the Nintendo Wii is the king of shovelware games, than the Nintendo DS is at least the sultin. DS shovelware was bad, but we all know it never got to the levels of Ninjabread Man bad. But man, finding underrated DS games is way harder than Wii titles. With Wii, you can at least pick out the good hidden gems from the bad ones. With DS, it’s not so easy. You could find one with a decent box art only to be hit with a poorly made game. But thankfully, we’ll be talking...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

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Trevor: (angry, but around little childrun, so avoids swearing) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

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Trevor: I'M SO RAGED WAIT NOW!

Franklin: (sarcastally) What else is new?

Trevor: (blasted by sudden spot lights) AAH! MY RAGE HAS BLINDED ME!

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NORTH...
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~8:30 PM
June 20th 2079
Sangria City Racetrack~

(Apollo was walking out into the center of the track. The tack was a massive circling road that went around the area, with the spectator seats surrounding the outer parts of the road. In this area, the entire audience of Takedown TV were able to attend, as they were all cheering and awaiting the next match. Mr. Biggs himself sat at the highest point, the chair made to look golden, as he spoke into his microphone)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the next ranked battle on Takedown TV!
(The crowd began to give a thunderous cheer as they awaited...
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