If you got to meet Miku what would you say or do when you saw her?

What the hell was in that pizza I ate last night?

But a conversation would go like this.

Me:Holy f*cking sh*t. You look weird in real life.
Her: Baka.
Me: Can you sing my favorite song of yours?
Her: I don't know your favorite song! Baka!
Me: Guess. It's one of yours! And good!
Her: That doesn't help. Baka.
Me: Youve said it three times. Guess you could call me a TRIPLE BAKA!!! Hahahaha!
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATasune Miku! Get it?!
Her: I get it. |:T
Me: XP! (Kidnaps and takes to house for selfies and singing lessons. Becomes famous.)

"Can I have your autograph?"

Grab her take her to my house and have karaoke