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Which is Van Morrison's best 2023 album? The fans pick: Accentuate the Positive (2023) Accentuate the Positive (2023) 45% Movin&# 39; On Skiffle (2023) 27%

What do you think Van would think of transwomen? The fans pick: Transwomen aren't women. Transwomen aren&# 39; t women. 64% He&# 39; s straight, so he doesn&# 39; t... 18%

Do you think people should be allowed to keep pets? The fans pick: No, keeping pets is the same as slavery. No, keeping pets is the same... 80% No, our pets yearn to be free. 10%

What do you think about assisting children to transition their gender by surgeries and chemical interference? The fans pick: It's savage and brutal and causes real damage to children. It&# 39; s savage and brutal and... 54% Arrest people who assist... 38%

`Who do you think is "the big guy" referred to in emails found on the Hunter Biden laptop? The fans pick: Joe Biden Joe Biden 92% Stormy Daniels 8%

Which album do you like better, the Beatles' White Album or Astral Weeks. The fans pick: Astral Weeks (1968) Astral Weeks (1968) 97% The White Album (1968) 3%

Which song do you like better, Days Like This or Moondance? The fans pick: Days Like This Days Like This 90% Moondance 10%

Can a person really change their gender? The fans pick: No, you can look like another gender but you'll always be your gender. No, you can look like another... 94% Gender doesn&# 39; t exist. 3%

When do you think the world will end? The fans pick: 2030 (according to AOC) 2030 (according to AOC) 83% 1844 (according to JWs) 11%

Which of the following albums do you like best? The fans pick: Three Chords and the Truth (2019) Three Chords and the Truth... 24% Hard Nose the Highway (1973) 21%

What do you think is Van's main genre of music (that he produces)? The fans pick: Jazz Jazz 29% Americana 21%

Why is Joe Biden such a great president? The fans pick: He has dementia and doesn't know what's going on. He has dementia and doesn&# 39; t... 76% He&# 39; s for America having no... 17%

Which online Van Morrison fan has made the greatest contribution to Van Mythology? The fans pick: Kazooboy (Sunshine Coast Van Fans blog) Kazooboy (Sunshine Coast Van... 45% Simon Gee (Wavelen- gth... 29%

What should happen to Robin Swann for his malicious lawsuit against Van Morrison? The fans pick: He's deserves some jail time. He&# 39; s deserves some jail time. 54% He should be given a life... 17%

Why are "woke" people so angry and unhappy? The fans pick: They make an issue out of everything. They make an issue out of... 53% They are total hypocrites. 24%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: What’s it Gonna Take? (2022) What’ s it Gonna Take?... 33% Wavelength (1978) 25%

What do you think Van's favorite clothing material would be? The fans pick: I'm sure he has no preference I&# 39; m sure he has no preference 38% nylon 19%

Van Morrison hasn't got that long to go. Do you think he will make it to heaven? The fans pick: No, he hasn't asked Jesus to be his saviour. No, he hasn&# 39; t asked Jesus to... 63% No, because he thinks his good... 34%

Do you think Van Morrison will eventually succumb to the Wuhan virus (AKA Covid19)? The fans pick: Yes, everything is Covid and Covid is everything. Yes, everything is Covid and... 43% Yes, Covid is going to kill... 27%

Should Van Morrison be banned from all performing and recording because he has wrong views about Covid19? The fans pick: No. (And whoever chooses the other answer is a complete Nazi) No. (And whoever chooses the... 96% Yes. (He&# 39; s the worst person... 4%

What do you think of the actual BLM organization? The fans pick: Thieves who have stolen money donated for activism Thieves who have stolen money... 50% An evil organiz- ation bent on... 23%

Do you think "They Own the Media" (2021) is anti-Semitic? The fans pick: No, the lyrics prove it. Read the lyrics!!! No, the lyrics prove it. Read... 74% Music journalists are the... 26%

What do you think of Joe Biden? The fans pick: Senile Senile 60% A monster because of the... 19%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: Latest Record Project: Volume 1 (2021) Latest Record Project: Volume... 51% The Healing Game (1997) 24%

If Van wanted to change his gender, how would you feel about that? The fans pick: He's just trying to promote the new record He&# 39; s just trying to promote... 50% He should do it for his fans 24%

Do you believe in heaven? The fans pick: Yes. 71% If there is I&# 39; m screwed. 29%

How should young, extremely attractive females relate to Van? (I'm not bragging, I've been told many times.) The fans pick: Do whatever and try not to be cancelled. Do whatever and try not to be... 31% Use your Van love to push your... 29%

What's your real opinion about "Latest Record Project: Volume 1 (2021) album? The fans pick: A good album that I enjoy A good album that I enjoy 77% Better than &# 34; Astral Weeks&# 34; 8%

Which Van Morrison forums do you like the best? The fans pick: Those at Steve Hoffman Music Forums Those at Steve Hoffman Music... 48% This answer is a control 39%

Which of Van's three Covid Lockdown protest songs is the best? The fans pick: Born to Be Free Born to Be Free 85% No More Lockdowns 6%

If Van gave you his autograph, what would you do with it? The fans pick: Frame it. Frame it. 49% Give it to someone to impress... 23%

Is Van Morrison clean? The fans pick: He's quite clean but he smells a little of urine. He&# 39; s quite clean but he smells... 43% He is clean as he can be given... 16%

If the Van Fans had a fight with the Vanatics, who do you think would win? The fans pick: This is the dumbest poll on Fanpop. This is the dumbest poll on... 46% No one. Violence is never the... 17%

What object do you prefer Van to be photographed next to? Tied! A horse. 21% A fountain. 21%

What's your favorite song from 2019's "Three Chords and the Truth"? The fans pick: Fame Will Eat the Soul Fame Will Eat the Soul 57% Dark Night of the Soul 28%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: Hymns to the Silence (1991) Hymns to the Silence (1991) 32% Three chords and the Truth... 29%

What do you think Van's "hobby" is? The fans pick: Being alone Being alone 33% Collecting records 26%

If you could change anything about Van what would it be? The fans pick: His buttocks His buttocks 89% His personality 6%

Which Van would you most like to date? The fans pick: cute 1970s singer songwriter Van cute 1970s singer songwri- ter... 34% current Jazz Man Van 24%

Why? Tied! Why Not? 22% Okay? 22%

Which is your favorite out of the following albums? The fans pick: Born to Sing: No Plan B (2012) Born to Sing: No Plan B (2012) 26% Into the Music (1980) 24%

Who is better looking, Van Morrison or Billy Harrison The fans pick: Van Morrison Van Morrison 100% Billy Harrison 0%

What do you think is Van's 'drug of choice'? The fans pick: Religion Religion 33% Philosophy 29%

What gender do you think Van Morrison is? The fans pick: There are only two genders. The others are only a costume party. There are only two genders.... 80% Anything he says he is. 9%

Who do you think Van's favorite politician would be? The fans pick: Donald J. Trump Donald J. Trump 59% Margaret Thatcher 20%

Keep Calm and? The fans pick: Collect Van Morrison records Collect Van Morrison records 37% Fire up a Van Playlist 26%

How old are you? The fans pick: Sixties and Above Sixties and Above 46% Fifties 22%

Okay you Van Fans, which performer do you like the best from the group below? The fans pick: Rolling Stones Rolling Stones 32% Pink Floyd 27%

Which is your favorite Van Morrison album of 2017 and 2018? The fans pick: The Prophet Speaks (2018) The Prophet Speaks (2018) 49% Roll With the Punches (2017) 24%

Who is your favorite "Van woman"? The fans pick: Violet Morrison (mother) Violet Morrison (mother) 53% Shana Morrison (daughter) 18%

Have you ever seen Van Morrison live in concert? The fans pick: No 48% 26%

What would you buy Van for a present? The fans pick: An old blues album in mint condition An old blues album in mint... 38% Socks and underwear 25%

In regard to Van Morrison, would you snog, marry or avoid? The fans pick: Avoid Avoid 48% Snog (kiss) 30%

What do you think Van is doing right now? The fans pick: Sleeping Sleeping 30% Regretting 25%

What do you think is Van Morrison's religious persuasion? The fans pick: Universalism (i.e. Agape) Univers- alism (i. e. Agape) 65% Swedenb- orgism 11%

Seriously, what is the best Van album of the new Millennium? The fans pick: Keep Me Singing (2016) Keep Me Singing (2016) 68% Roll With the Punches (2017) 15%

Do you think Sir Van has been better behaved since he was knighted? The fans pick: He's Irish He&# 39; s Irish 50% 24%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: "Keep Me Singing" (2016) &# 34; Keep Me Singing&# 34; (2016) 64% &# 34; Roll With the Punches&# 34; (2017) 21%

What song would you like to hear Van Morrison cover next? The fans pick: "Anaconda" &# 34; Anaconda&# 34; 30% &# 34; Smells Like Teen Spirit&# 34; 26%

Why do famous people have complicated love lives? The fans pick: They think they don't need a God to answer to. They think they don&# 39; t need a... 39% They aren&# 39; t grounded like... 27%

If Van Morrison suggested having a baby with you, what would you do? The fans pick: Point out that you're a man. Point out that you&# 39; re a man. 70% Buy some wine. 9%

If Van Morrison tried to steal your wallet, what would you do? The fans pick: Scream in a high-pitched voice Scream in a high- pitched voice 34% Assume he needs the money and... 25%

What single adjective best describes the Belfast Cowboy? The fans pick: Grandfatherly Grandfa- therly 28% Gifted 19%

What do you think Van's favorite sport would be? To watch, that is. The fans pick: EPL Soccer EPL Soccer 31% Hurling 22%

If you could, where would you force Van to live? The fans pick: Wilmington, North Carolina Wilmington, North Carolina 25% Auckland, New Zealand 20%

How do you prefer to listen to Van? The fans pick: On vinyl records On vinyl records 52% On Spotify 18%

If Van came to you for advice what would you say to him? The fans pick: Do concerts in Asia to expand the fan base. Do concerts in Asia to expand... 35% Go back to Michelle, admit... 33%

If Van Morrison kissed you on the cheek right now, what would you do? The fans pick: Fight him. Fight him. 30% Sue him for harassment. 20%

Which song do you like better, Van Morrison's "Cleaning Windows" or George Formby's "When I'm Cleaning Windows"? The fans pick: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor Eye of the Tiger by Survivor 60% Cleaning Windows by Morrison 29%

Who's a better dancer than Van? The fans pick: Michael Jackson Michael Jackson 33% Salmon Rushdie 26%

What phrase best describes Van Morrison? The fans pick: The classic "Trouble Man" - with more issues than Reader's Digest. The classic &# 34; Trouble Man&# 34; -... 40% A gypsy minstrel who happens... 18%

What should be Van's main resolution that he works on this year? Tied! Working on his interpers- onal... 18% Visiting some new countries to... 18%

What should Van do about his hair? Tied! Wear a toupee in silver fox... 24% Try an enormous comb over. 24%

What's the best album of 2016? The fans pick: Keep Me Singing - Van Morrison Keep Me Singing - Van Morrison 81% Skeleton Tree - Nick Cave 6%

What do you think would be a typical Van Morrison fan? The fans pick: A middle aged German cowering from the refugee onslaught A middle aged German cowering... 65% A 43 year old Tiki Culture fan 13%

What do you think Van's favourite drink would be? The fans pick: Lemon Water Lemon Water 23% Herbal Teas 19%

What's your favorite album of the 21st century? The fans pick: "Keep Me Singing" (2016) &# 34; Keep Me Singing&# 34; (2016) 88% &# 34; Keep it Simple&# 34; (2008) 5%

Which of the songs on the "Keep Me Singing" (2016) album do you like best? The fans pick: Memory Lane Memory Lane 31% Holy Guardian Angel 29%

Now that Morrison has crashed his second marriage, who would be right for him? The fans pick: Jim Nabors Jim Nabors 69% Sharon Osbourne 9%

Have you seen Van Morrison live in concert? The fans pick: No 83% 17%

Who is your favourite singer? The fans pick: Vince McConaghy Vince McConaghy 68% Van Morrison 23%

Which of these albums do you like best? The fans pick: Astral Weeks (1968) Astral Weeks (1968) 36% Duets: Re- Working the... 25%

Do you think a singer named Vince McConaghy replaced the real Van Morrison in the 70s? The fans pick: Yes. You can look at the photos. Yes. You can look at the... 47% Where there&# 39; s smoke and... 24%

If Van had a Twitter account would you sign up to be a follower? The fans pick: No (I actually have a job) No (I actually have a job) 57% Yes (I have no real life) 23%

Do you think Van should have a Twitter account? The fans pick: Yes (it's very modern to have your PA tweet fake things) Yes (it&# 39; s very modern to have... 67% No (are you crazy?) 18%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: "Saint Dominic's Preview" (1972) &# 34; Saint Dominic&# 39; s Preview&# 34;... 35% &# 34; Inartic- ulate Speech of the... 24%

Do you think Van Morrison had a child with an American lady named Gigi Lee? The fans pick: Who cares? Who cares? 71% Yes, he bought her a house and... 12%

Which of these Van albums do you like the best? Tied! &# 34; Hymns to the Silence&# 34; (1991) 28% &# 34; Into the Music&# 34; (1979) 28%

Which of Van Morrison's compilation albums do you like best? The fans pick: "The Best Of Volume 3" (2007) &# 34; The Best Of Volume 3&# 34; (2007) 41% &# 34; Still on Top - The Greatest... 37%

What country should Van visit next? The fans pick: China China 27% Japan 17%

Which of the following do you think would make a great album title for a new Van album? The fans pick: "Cowboys in Heat" &# 34; Cowboys in Heat&# 34; 27% &# 34; Solitude in Somerset&# 34; 20%

Which of these Van Albums do you like best? The fans pick: "The Healing Game" (1997) &# 34; The Healing Game&# 34; (1997) 34% &# 34; St Dominic&# 39; s Preview&# 34; (1972) 28%

Should Van try to record another album like the beautiful, ethereal "Astral Weeks" (1968)? The fans pick: Yes, please. Yes, please. 51% What&# 39; s &# 34; Astral Weeks&# 34;? 33%

Which of these albums do you like the best? The fans pick: "Common One" &# 34; Common One&# 34; 32% &# 34; Tupelo Honey&# 34; 24%

Who's a better performer than Van Morrison? The fans pick: No one. No one. 95% Bob Dylan 4%

What do you think Van's favorite movie would be? Tied! &# 34; American Beauty&# 34; 30% &# 34; About Schmidt&# 34; 30%

How long should Van keep going? The fans pick: As long as he can. He's timeless. As long as he can. He&# 39; s... 81% Why doesn&# 39; t he do somethi- ng... 15%

Why isn't Van more popular? The fans pick: Doesn't promote himself enough Doesn&# 39; t promote himself enough 51% Too good for poor public taste 41%

What's Van's best studio album? The fans pick: "Astral Weeks" 1968 &# 34; Astral Weeks&# 34; 1968 24% &# 34; Veedon Fleece&# 34; 1974 23%

What's your favorite song on "Keep it Simple" (2008)? The fans pick: "Behind the Ritual" &# 34; Behind the Ritual&# 34; 62% &# 34; Lover Come Back&# 34; 10%