MYSTERY OBJECTS SET PULSES RACING! Something strange has been seen flying over Swansea and Neath, in the uk. Several people have said to have seen glowing orange balls hovering and then disappering at speed! It was discribed to look like an orange sphere, pulsating bright and dark, it was about 100ft up in the air, just hovering there in one place and the next thing it zoomed straight up in to the air and then another one came out of no where and stopped in the same place as the first one and zoomed up!
UFO's are a load. Everybody knows it's the Canadians. People keep making deals out of this, it's not anything but a couple of people on weed who saw stuff while they were high. Besides, we have people like Chuck Norris for this. And if we were serious we could just start launching nukes into space as a warning, and since we're not doing that, and Peter Jackson is instead making a movie about it, we should ignore all this. It's a load.
If they take someone like Gaahl or Corpsegrinder, then I'll consider believing, but until that day never comes, I'll stand here with a plate of pancakes waiting for the load of syrup that is UFO's.
EDIT: This is just a joke, so you guys know.
If they take someone like Gaahl or Corpsegrinder, then I'll consider believing, but until that day never comes, I'll stand here with a plate of pancakes waiting for the load of syrup that is UFO's.
EDIT: This is just a joke, so you guys know.