*episode ten*
*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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What is Renesmee going to do when she realizes she's only a half vampire, and she can't fit in with neither the humans nor the vampires? How will she react when mom and dad don't want to make her a full vampire? What if the Volturi were to offer her what the Cullens are denying her?
What if Bella realized that living forever as a vampire is not everything she imagined? What if the love triangle between Jacob, Bella and Edward were to end the alliance between the werewolves and the vampires?
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10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters
1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.
2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.
3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.
4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.
5.) You shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.
6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.
7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.
8.) Edward is NOT Harry.
9.) Nor is Jacob.
10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.
(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)
1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.
2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.
3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.
4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.
5.) You shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.
6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.
7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.
8.) Edward is NOT Harry.
9.) Nor is Jacob.
10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.
(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)
