*episode ten*
*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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Kristen Stewart is set to get pregnant. Kind of. Sort of. On screen, at least.
In Breaking Dawn, the actress will don a prosthetic belly and be involved in an intense birth scene, as she welcomes daughter Renesmee into the world.
“I’m incredibly pregnant in the first movie,” Stewart told The Los Angeles Times, adding of the prosthetic: “I’ve worn it.. It gets immense. It gets so massive at some point that it actually looks inhuman. Like it’s hurting her. There are striations of bruises.”
Last year, a ridiculous rumor said that Stewart herself was with child. Might this soon be the case? It doesn't sound that way.
"My best friend just had a baby. She's my age," said the 20-year old. "So I'm a godmom now, which is.... crazy... It's actually making me realize more that I have absolutely no idea. Like, I see that going on, and I'm like, 'Oh, my God.'"
That's the same reaction many girls have when they look at Kristen's boyfriend.
In Breaking Dawn, the actress will don a prosthetic belly and be involved in an intense birth scene, as she welcomes daughter Renesmee into the world.
“I’m incredibly pregnant in the first movie,” Stewart told The Los Angeles Times, adding of the prosthetic: “I’ve worn it.. It gets immense. It gets so massive at some point that it actually looks inhuman. Like it’s hurting her. There are striations of bruises.”
Last year, a ridiculous rumor said that Stewart herself was with child. Might this soon be the case? It doesn't sound that way.
"My best friend just had a baby. She's my age," said the 20-year old. "So I'm a godmom now, which is.... crazy... It's actually making me realize more that I have absolutely no idea. Like, I see that going on, and I'm like, 'Oh, my God.'"
That's the same reaction many girls have when they look at Kristen's boyfriend.