*episode ten*
*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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*The Breakfast Club*
*thinking*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They die…
Or worse…
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Like me.
*done thinking*
Carlisle: I found out why you are pregnant. I think you can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Emmett: Yeah.
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Bella: Anyways…
Carlisle: You got pregnant because the last time or so you fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how you got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever you wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do you want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* you have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down next to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Bella: Chill.
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! You people are assholes! You have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Emmett: Guys!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. You know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
*from inside*
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: You shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of you shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Rosalie: *groans*
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.
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DRESSING EDWARD
In order to dress Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in a manner befitting the teen idol that author Stephenie Meyer envisioned, Chuck says she turned to the royals of the early 19th century: ''His name personifies his look, which to me was English Edwardian. He's the embodiment of an Edwardian gentleman — very proper, has manners, and is very charming.'' The vampire's clothes weren't all inspired by history, though. As Chuck points out, ''He wears a pair of shoes that are lace-up and of the early 1900s, but then he also wears more current sporty clothes.''
In order to dress Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in a manner befitting the teen idol that author Stephenie Meyer envisioned, Chuck says she turned to the royals of the early 19th century: ''His name personifies his look, which to me was English Edwardian. He's the embodiment of an Edwardian gentleman — very proper, has manners, and is very charming.'' The vampire's clothes weren't all inspired by history, though. As Chuck points out, ''He wears a pair of shoes that are lace-up and of the early 1900s, but then he also wears more current sporty clothes.''
When she first looked into her daughters dark chocolate eyes she felt love and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt love for this little one.
A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.