*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that you are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her favorite daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a broom
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw you he thought that you were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
