Twilight Series Article: 15 things rosalie can't say to alice

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posted by Andressa_Weld

*This clothes are ridiculous
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that you are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her favorite daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a broom
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw you he thought that you were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it

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A Saturday Night with Ashley Greene

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Mag: Could you tell us about the new Twilight movie, New Moon?

AG:It was fun for me because it was a little more in-depth for Alice’s character. It’s more about the angst part of it than the love story as far as Edward and Bella. Edward leaves Bella, so she kind of falls into a depression and gets close to Jacob, and discovers a couple more crazy things about the town. We had a blast filming. We got to go to Italy, which was amazing. It was a couple of us who got to go to Italy, and I was included. It was coming back to the people we got really close to in the movie before so it was like...

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Kayla Fans

posted by twilight-7

Regarding Kayla.....

Guys, I regret to inform you that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell you that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.

I hate that I leave my story with you at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me or I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.

Very sorry my peeps. You can verbally abuse me, my internet or BT broadband or all three!

Emmii-Luu

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Amore - Ch. 11 - Portraits of Information

posted by patrisha727

Here's the next chapter of Amore! ^_^

I was glad that no one followed me when I was on my way out. I need to find out that girl is. But then I heard footsteps behind me and a finger tapped my sholder. I jumped.
"Angela?" I asked, a little startled.
"I'm going to help you with this, even though I don't know what you saw." she said.
I opened my mouth to argue, but she cut me off.
"I'm not asking for you to tell me what you saw, Bella. I'm just going to help you as a friend." she said, while smiling at me.
I sighed.
"Fine, Angela. You can help me, but I don't know exactly what I'm going to do now....

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This could be the end (chapter 2 Home)

posted by Edwardlover93

Chapter 2 Home

The doctor was right, today Is tomorrow and I'm out! What am I going to do now? I tell you what I'm going to do nothing.
I closed the front door behind me with my bag full of clothes on my back.
“If you need anything honey just ask” worry was in my mums eyes... I was going to reply don't worry then I suddenly thought why she being so stupid for I'm fine.
“I'm fine OK jee back off will ya” anger burst through me. She your mum for crying out loud what's wrong with me. I started walking up the stairs I looked at mum she looked hurt... she needs to get over herself I thought....

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Seven

posted by callejahLUVSed

okay.. i like this chapter, so i hope you do!!!

CHAPTER SEVEN- School

When we arrived at Forks High School, of course everyone was staring at us. Not to be rude, but vampires are just naturally more attractive than humans. So with us, we brought a lot of attention. And, being the Cullens, we all loved the attention, so we linked arms, with me in the middle, and walked confidently to the office.
Emmett, what have people been thinking? I wondered.
Well, what do you think? Three, new, attractive strangers at the most boring school ever? he replied. I nodded as Jasper gave me a curious look. I glanced...

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another story chapter 27

posted by surfergal

We didn't talk much on the way to school. When we drove up to school before we got out of the car I ask. Is there something wrong Michae?? No. he said. ok. I said. I could tell he was lying. Michael walked me to my first class like always and then I watched him walk to his class. Once he was out of site, I went and called Alice.
Hey, Alice I said.
Hey Addi, why are you not in class? She ask.
i had to ask you something. I said
Okay, well ask away. she said.
Is there something wrong or anything because me and Michael didnt talk mcuh at all this morning? i said.
No. thers nothing wrong. Alice said....

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Another Story chapter 22

posted by surfergal

When I woke up it was so early that the sun hadn't come up yet. I tried to go back to sleep but I couldn't so I walked downstairs to find the tv on and Emmet and Rosalie in front of it and edward, bella and renesme at their house and Carlisle and Esme in the kitchen and then Alice and Jasper were on the love seat watching tv as well. I went and sat on the floor until Emmet said what are you doing up at 3am? I said its 3am?! I cant go back to sleep I said. carlisle came in and ask if he could x-ray my knee and I said sure I don't have anything to do right now. I went to put on shorts, then I...

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Eternal Midnight Part 4

posted by VAMPirella1997

End of part 3:
I walked slowly, even by human standards, as we rounded the corner to Charlie's street. I walked to the door, took a deep breath. "go on, Bella," Alice encouraged,"Get it over with." I knocked the door...

Part 4:
We waited a whole minute. The suspence was killing me. I just got more and more nervous, instead of being more prepared from the time to think of what i was going to say. Finally, Charlie opened the door. A wide grin spread across his face when he saw me. It grew even larger when he saw Alice standing there, instead of Edward, who he had expected. "Alice! Bella!"
Alice...

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Robert Pattinson PART 2

posted by Natalia94

Question: What do you have coming up then?

Pattinson: I'm doing a little movie called 'Parts Per Billion' with Dennis Hopper and Rosario Dawson in January and hopefully something else just after. We have to wait and see if a sequel is happening. I don't want to jinx it so I don't want to say anything.

Question: There's a lot of rumors that Hollywood is gearing up for a ton of production in February, March and April. Even if they wanted to do a 'Twilight' sequel it'll take time to get it all together I'm sure.

Pattinson: Yeah. The thing is that I have to stay the same age unless they recast me....

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Rob's Singing

posted by renesmeblack

You know Robert's song, Never Think, is on the Twilight soundtrack, right? Well my dad overheard me listening to the song and said he has NO TALENT.
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.

Anyways, I want to let all of you know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I love Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!

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chrises diary ( part 6)

posted by Bella11700

When i walked in they were watching football on the couch. Everyone besides Susan. She was holding a empty beer bottle. "you know we wouldn't play without you." She said with a smile.
She turned to the boys and said"Who wants to play?"
They all said me like little children.I couldn't beleive that I even joined.
We sat in a circle and susan went first it landed on Jerry. Great. He leaned in and kissed her.Susan handed the bottle to jerry. It landed on alex.I almost cracked up.
They were always restleing in college. They would call each other names and stuff like that. They got along but this was...

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my only love

posted by _madz_

this is just something i wrote the other day when i was bored. tell me what you think. whoses POV do you think it is?

Fate had given me the best months of my life, more than I had any right to expect.
So was it fair for me to wish for more? To ask for more than I had so generously been given?
Was it wrong for me to be sad? To feel like life had come to a standstill and nothing mattered anymore? I knew it wasn’t fair, wasn’t right, for me to be feeling like this, but I couldn’t do anything. Couldn’t move on, couldn’t live through the long days. It seemed that time moved slower, so much...

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3. Just A Good Distraction

posted by genyva

ok this s a good one lol i hope you like it

3. Just A Good Distraction

Why am I still thinking about him? He left me he chose them not us. I don’t know how mom could just accept what he is doing to me. I have been away from him like this before I really want to feel his hot skin on mine. He use to call every night, but he hasn’t called all week and last week he called me twice. So much him for loving me.
I hadn’t slept well in a few days I looked up and it was 4:32 am may I can go talk to mom shell know what to do to help me get over this.
“Mom...

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The twlight Zone: part 9

posted by Edward_lover101

Here is the next chapter!
I know it's a little short, but it's good.
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I woke up in the middle of the night, screaming in pain again. This time Carlisle put me in one of thouse hospitle beds. This bed was huge. He stuck an IV in my hand. I guess he called Charlie, because he was down here is a matter of 15 minutes. Edward never left my side. Charlie walked into the room.
"Bella? Honey are you ok?"
"Charlie, Bella can't talk. She has been screaming all night long, or so I've herd."
"Oh! Bella. Is there anything I can do for you?"
I shook my head no....

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 16

posted by CharmedVamp101

I waited, he was staring off into space, with his mouth hanging wide open. Maybe I should repeat myself.
"Edward? Be honest, if you don't want to marry me, then tell me, but I would really appreciate it if you said something."
I watched as his eyes slowly refocused and he closed his mouth. His expression was hard, determined.
"I'm not saying no, but are you sure you want to?"
I thought about it as quickly as possible. I was testing him. If he agreed to marry me, then he did love me, if this was all a joke to him, then he would say no. It was easy to decide.
"I definitely want to. I mean, I love...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 11

posted by CharmedVamp101

We walked down the stairs. He was holding my hand. His skin was ice cold, no, way colder than that, but it felt nice. His hand was perfectly smooth, and hard, like he was a walking statue, only more perfect.
He smiled at me.
"Would you like to experience my kind of transportation?"
"Meaning,"I was confused, we already rode in his car.
"I like to run, so does the rest of my family."
His family? Oh. It was a vampire thing, maybe we were running somewhere.
"Like Cross Country or Track and Field?"
"Something like that,"he said with a crooked grin. I couldn't keep my eyes off of him.
"Uh, that would be...

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Just in case, man..

posted by meeek

"Just in case, man...."

The day was long and Emmett was bored. Nothing seemed to be interesting for him...not even a vampiric game of football seemed amazing. As he walked through the Cullen house, he decided to log into his computer. As he searced through the internet, a question made him stop: "Who could win? Superman or Emmett Cullen?"

This was weird.

Emmett knew who Superman was, but never made much of an attempt to read them after he had barracaded and held secret explosives and traps through-out the entire Cullen household after watching the Saw Series...and because the rest of the Cullen...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 3

posted by CharmedVamp101

I remember dreaming about an angel saving me, I remember how Max hurt me and I wanted to bite his head off. Max was going to pay for that. I slowly opened my eyes feeling the warmth of a light on my lids. As soon as I opened them I saw my angel. The one who saved me.
"Where am I?"
"General Hospital,"he asked in a velvet voice.
"Who are you,"I needed to know the name of my savior.
"My name isn't important, but I'll tell you that my first name is Edward."
Wow, what an old fashioned name, I loved it.
"Why am I here?"
"I found you nearly beaten to death in an alley. I brought you here. Your right...

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Ch1. living our happy ever after!

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuari, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me I been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's job not mine, but what I realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bother me anymore.
What I have to do is take care of my little angel and don't worry about these stupid visions.
im planning to spend more time with Nessi, she just turned 4 years Old but she looks like a 14 year Old girl, She is so beautiful with pale and smooth skin, brown...

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jaspers birth day

posted by twilight0girl

"bella!!!"what was she doing? "bella!!!!" "god! alice i'm coming!" why must she take so long when i have to find something for jazz? "were not going to make it!hurry!" sigh. "calm down honey," esme said. "you are going to make it." esme.so sweet and kind. "your right.what am i worrying about.we'll get there.thanks." i said. "your wellcome honey." esme hugged me smilled then walked into the kithcen to join carlisele. "o.k alice," bella sighed. " i'm ready." "yay!" i sqweled. " let's go!" yes!now we can go to the mall! "were taking my yellow porshe." "o.k alice." she said "let's get something...