Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minute of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds more like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minute of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds more like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
link
The reason why i haven't been able to write to much is because i have school, after school activites, projects, afternoon homework, and weekend work!! I know, it's crazy!!! but i have two major projecrts due, one in december, and one in January!!! So I know that you are thinking 'Well, other writers can write their stories and have more work than me' The problem is that i can't focus on more than one thing and i get weekly projects so that messes up everything!
As soon as i have time to write i will!! I penkey swear!!!! Thanks you for bearing with me!! You guys rock!!
Luv u,
Bella_Cullen902
As soon as i have time to write i will!! I penkey swear!!!! Thanks you for bearing with me!! You guys rock!!
Luv u,
Bella_Cullen902
Twilight Romances
Alice and Jasper they fit together like pices of a puzzle
Emmett and Rosealie the perfect couple
Carlisle and Esme the lifelong dream
Edward and Bella the Romeo and Juliet of life
Renessme and Jacob The match as it came to be
Twilight romances oh my oh me.
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Why me
I ask myself all the time why me
why did he pick me
he is an angel
and i'm so averge
why me
how did I become this lucky
I can tell he loves me
and i don't know why
I wish he would tell me
or else I may cry
I'm so happy he can't die
My Edward My Edward
Why me why am I so lucky
Alice and Jasper they fit together like pices of a puzzle
Emmett and Rosealie the perfect couple
Carlisle and Esme the lifelong dream
Edward and Bella the Romeo and Juliet of life
Renessme and Jacob The match as it came to be
Twilight romances oh my oh me.
__________________________________________________
Why me
I ask myself all the time why me
why did he pick me
he is an angel
and i'm so averge
why me
how did I become this lucky
I can tell he loves me
and i don't know why
I wish he would tell me
or else I may cry
I'm so happy he can't die
My Edward My Edward
Why me why am I so lucky