Twilight Series Article: WHY IS ROBERT SO FREAKING HOT?

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posted by Elena2597

Why He’s Hot:

1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampires are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you love him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minute of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds more like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [NINETEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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[NINETEEN]
(Attention: this chapter is in Jerek's Point Of View. Enjoy!)
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    I parked the car, jumping out and slamming the door shut, holding onto the blade so tightly my knuckles were white. I walked around the car to where five guards were standing with guns in their hands, circling me.
    "Hey guys," I said, and they raised their guns. "Guess we can't settle this over a cup of tea?"
    "No." A man said, and...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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    "Are you sure?" Jerek asked. "I mean, that sounds a bit-"
    "Weak." Tabra said, filling in the blank.
    "Yes. But, Cyd's right. We have no idea when the fight is, nor where. If this fight happens, they'll spring on us. Not the otherway around. Which means, we wait. We wait for them to bring the fight to us. It doesn't sound brave, but it's smart." Shropee was leaning against the door frame, her arms crossed over her chest. "It's only three in the afternoon,...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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    "Okay, I don't know who pissed you off, but it surely wasn't me. So, here's the sitch, you will sit down and fight along side of us, or you can get your ass out of here, before I do it for you." Not onlly did this guy piss me off, he really got under my skin.
    He was silent for a minute, and a girl behind him stood up, put a hand on his shoulder, and pulled him back down into his seat.
    "He's with us. Isn't that right?" We all looked at him, and he looked...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[FOUR]
Shropee left the room, going upstairs to file Verona's paperwork that Ethan and his friend gave her and told her about. Tabra and I stayed where we were, up against the wall, Jerek sat by the bed, looking at Verona. Her bruised face, her stitches and scars that would soon fade blotched her face, making her look like something that came out of a halloween catalog. But the difference was, it wasn't fake, she was in a hospital bed, and she was unconcious.
"Does Shropee know...

A Youtube Script(episode twenty-one)Worms With Water

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!...

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Chapter 5: My Story

posted by beachchick

What was really going on now that was going to be hard to explain. Well more like I didn’t want to. “Sarah.” Bella said again. I sat down “This has been going on for awhile.” I said “How long in awhile?” Carlisle asked. “Since I was seven and my sister was five.” I replied. “You had a sister?” Esme asked concerned. Alice came over to sit next to me and put her arm around me. I started to tell them my story. “My sister was very smart for her age, well gifted is more like it. She could tell what age you were and what month you were born just by looking at you. My parents...

Romeo and Juilet play part 3

posted by uniquezandy

Bella's POV
I read Romeo and Juilet like 1000 times. But why am I so nervous? Was it that acting was a new thing for me? Or was it that I am afraid people will laugh if I mess up? In my mind probably a bit of both. The good thing is I am doing this with Edward. He promised me; that he will guide me through it. Lets hope it will work. We done more and more rehersals as time went by. I learned my lines a little better, (thank you Edward,) and I am not scared. But when it's time, seeing the curtains go up and all the people staring... I hope I don't faint or drop dead. To ease my mind Edward was...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Five)

posted by moolah

Chapter Five:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“I really don’t want to do this, Ren. I’m going to get fat anyways. It doesn’t matter.” Renesmee shook her head, “No. You’re getting a dress and we’ll pick it up when you’re nearly nine months.” I sighed and let her and Alice drag me to the back bridesmaid section of “Honey Hive Dresses” shop in Port Angeles. While Alice looked on the blue rack, Renny looked on the pink rack, Mom looked on the black rack (I was hoping I was going to get one of those), and Rosalie and I (the official smart ones) looked on the maternity racks.
“Aunt Ali!...

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taking chances chapter 23

posted by karpach_13

*note*
this might be my last chapter because my mom is taking the computer from me and i wont be able to write at all, so i need at least 3 reasons why i need to write more or she'll take it away from me forever. the more reasons the better. thanks.
Chapter 23

In the morning I woke up and got ready and helt for school. I drove to la push. I held my arm close to me and got out of the car and everybody was looking at my car.i closed it and went to class. I went to history first and sat at the back of the class. My teacher was talking and I didn’t even pay attention. I put my head on the deest...

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Edward's Poem

posted by Passion_5

Hear out my tortured soul
For I have nowhere else to go
You captured my dead, frozen heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart

You took my breath away
And in my heart you’ll always stay
You are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow

My brave and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true

When you called out my name
My life had never been the same
You kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found

Your chocolate brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How you irrevocably love me

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Th Fight Chapter Two

posted by beachchick

I looked up surprised. Her, my sister that was impossible. She held out her hand to me and I looked at it. Finally she laughed. "Well I'm not going to hurt you, your my sister gosh people these days." I took it and she helped me up. As soon as I stood up a curly haired vampire was standing behind me holding my arms. "Jasper" the girl said again "she isn’t going to hurt anyone well maybe you if you don’t let go of her arms." "Alice," Jasper said "she couldn’t hurt me if she tried!" Overconfident fool I thought. I hope this makes him think before he talks. Suddenly Jasper hit the ground...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 7

posted by NeeNee14

"So what do you think Justin will get you for your birthday?" Hayden asked me, I was sitting with her since Justin was out sick. My birthday was a few days away. It was snowing outside. I shrugged my shoulders. My phone vibrated and I took it out looking under the desk. I felt someone behind me. I looked up and saw Mr. Henderson.
"Is there anything you wold like to share with the class Miss. Clearwater?" He asked me. I stood up.
"Yes, actually there is." I said and cleared my throat.
"Excuse me everyone,Mr.H asked me share the text message I just got."Everyone looked at me, most of them stifled...

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taking chances chapter 19

posted by karpach_13

nessies first day of school outfit

Chapter 19
Ivan opened his eyes a little and then a little more until he opened ham all the way.
“nessie?” he said quietly. He remembers me. I looked at him and he had a smile on his face and then I tried to put up a smile too but I failed miserably.
“ivan , how did u get in an accident?” I asked him. Eager to know.
“when I left the reservation I was driving back home but then I remembered your face how you looked at me before you left so I turned around and started driving back to the reservation but then a car came out of nowhere and that’s all I remember” he told me.
“the good...

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taking chances chapter 15

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 15

“relax” Ivan told me. I looked at him confused I was late for school not for a party or something.
“ur aunt alice and the rest of ur family is coming over to tell you something” he toold me.
“oh, them ima get dressed and eat some breakfast” I tol him I got an outfir. Since it was sunny I wore a mini skirt and a t shirt I went downstairs to make myself some breakfast but I went through the spells that my mother wrote down for me. Some of them were really good like trap someone in a room or make someone agree with u for six hours, but then she wrote use these spells carefully...

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New found Sunshine Chap 8

posted by NeeNee14

I quit my job in L.A and moved back to Forks with Seth and Tala. We've been here for a couple of months, it was almost spring.
I'm sitting in my room now, just sobbing. I didn't know why I started crying. I was making the bed and the tears came. Seth was at work and Tala was with her Grandma Sue for the day. The phone rang and rang. The answer machine came on.
"Hey, I was wondering if you were still at home. You're not answering your cell so call me when you get this." It was Seth. I walked over to the phone and called his job.
"Jake's Garage. This is Jake speaking." He said.
"Hey Jake. It's...

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just a twist Embry + Stella

posted by mia1emmett

Sorry i wont be writing Just a twist for a little until i get this writers block out of my head. :( this is all i thought for Stella and Embry

Stella's P.O.V

They were talking about me and a whole bunch of other stuff. i wasn't really bored because i started talking to these 4 people. their names are Seth who is the youngest and adorable, Paul who i clicked with right away like me and Seth, Jared was like Paul, Embry the guy i had imprinted on was very quiet around me. I must have been talking with them for an hour about my old life as a farmer and how i could kick their buts, because Jacob...

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CONTEST TIME!!!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

I am going to throw a contest, so keep reading

Many of you may remember my name from Hello, My Name Is: Death because, I am the author of it. Anyways, I looked at Summer_Leanne's story "Cold Roses" some of you may have read it, and saw the wonderful art she made for her novel, and so I am wanting really cool pictures for mine Hello, My Name Is: Death

I asked Summer_Leanne to do one for me too, but if I see two that are excellent, I'll post both of them on every chapter when I post them on the Hello, My Name Is: Death club here on fanpop! I made.

If you read the comments, then you have heard of...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [TEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
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[TEN]
    "Verona?" He asked, and I nodded. "Oh my...god."
    He looked in the window then, and saw her. He pushed the door open, and I stopped him.
    "Let go." He said. "We need to see if she's okay!"
    "Yes, but she's asleep. We can come back later." I told him and nodded my head to room 26. "We have to go."
    He hesitated, and then shut the door quietly. "Fine. Let's go."
    We passed up...

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just a twist chapter 4

posted by mia1emmett

hope you like this.. =)

Chapter 4
When I woke up I was in an un-familiar place I Jumped from where I was laying down and walked down a flight of stairs
To a room full of people who were pale, I saw Edward and Bella so I
Thought this must be something that Bella knows about. I walked down the
Stairs and demanded I know what was going on, this pale man with blonde
Hair who looked so young came up to me and told me that Bella had come
To save me from losing my life and that Edward brought you here. I
Started asking questions:
"Why are you guys so pale?"
"Well we are vampires like you"
"But I am not...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 23: Miracles Happen

posted by Summer_Leanne

Thankies to EVERYONE for reading and commenting on my last post! You guys are the absolute best! <3 I LOVE THIS CHAPTER! lol :P Don't worry! It doesn't stop here as yet ;) Much love to each of you all, from me! Enjoy! (:
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Miracles Happen

It was twenty-four hours after little Anakin was born, but happiness still hadn’t filled the air. In their minds, the Cullens were convinced Summer was dying. They only had an hour left to see whether that was true or not. She slipped away to sleep in Carlisle’s arms, and hadn’t awaken since then. Chloe’s...