Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways to annoy James

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posted by myau

A.k.a. 10 ways to get yourself killed.

10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it

9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward fan club. Force him to go to every single meeting.

8: Force him to play a game with you that you invented. Change the rules every 5 seconds so he loses.

7: Show him those love letters “Victoria” sent Edward.

6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.

5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.

4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before you leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!

3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.

2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.

1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” or “You’re funeral”, or “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.”

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Alice's New Moon

posted by just_bella

Ok here's the next chapter I promised :)

Here's a recap from the end of chapter 1

"A piano? Seriously? Like she will let you get that in her room, and if you do she is going to be very unhappy with you." I said in between giggles.

"Ok, well what about everyone else?" He asked.

I told him about what everyone else was thinking about getting, knowing that I hadn't decided what to get her. She was impossible to shop for, since anything I was going to get her would just make her angry.

"And you?" Edward asked.

"I don't know, I think we'll have to figure that one out. I think we might have to work...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 15

posted by sasie_katje88

Like i mentioned before, this story will continue in Bella's past, who she was when she was younger. And again sorry for mistakes

Bella's pov

“I thought you would be in the shower by now” he said while I closed the jewellery box.
“I’m heading there now, don’t rush me” I said with a laugh and he laughed too
“We both got in the shower and I asked him what he said to Jake”
“Not much, just that if I ever found out that Renesmee is on that bike, riding or not” that he wishes he never met me” he said laughing but still had that serious tone in it.
I couldn’t resist but laugh,
“I...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 7

posted by sasie_katje88

This one is a short one and so will part 8 but the i'll try to make the rest a little longer :D

Bella's pov

Edward carried me to the car while my head was laying on his chest, he put me on my seat and he was trying to get the seatbelt around me.
“Edward, stop it “ I sort of screamed at him “ I can do that myself you now” still looking at him.
“alright, he said back and walked around the car and is just a few seconds he was sitting next to me in the car.
“What’s wrong” I asked him while he started the car. “ I want to help you but … and I interrupted him “but you’re getting...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 1

posted by sasie_katje88

It’s my first time I’m writing a story, so I hope you like it, sorry for the mistakes I’m not that good in English :D Please leave comments, if the comments are good, I’ll put the rest of the story up too :D

Bella’s pov

Months has passed now since Renesmee was born and I was turned into a vampire by my beloved husband Edward. It all feels so strange, like it all happened yesterday, maybe it’s because the days are a lot longer now from since I was human. As a human I needed sleep but now I don’t need to sleep anymore. I don’t regret any of it, I can spend more time with Renesmee,...

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Dusk Chapter 1: Renesmee

posted by lovethecullens

“Just try to keep an open mind, I swear you are as bad as your mother zero fashion sense, and all the time that I have spent teaching you how to dress… are you even listening to me??” my aunt Alice grumbled as she rolled her eyes at me. Apparently my selection for my first day of high school wasn’t nearly good enough. I pulled myself in from my daydreams and let out a sigh of surrender to my most annoying yet favorite aunt. “Ok, ok I am waving the white flag, do with me what you will, if it means we will be done here!”
“Nessie is your Aunt playing dress up again?” My mother...

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Kidnapped-Chapter 6

posted by ktbminnie12

Bella’s POV
    I didn’t know how long it had been since I passed out. I woke up to see light coming through the cracks where there were boards on the window. But it still wasn’t enough to see into the dark room. But I could see some things.
    I saw something lying on the floor by my feet. I got up only to feel the pain in my back from my brutal beating. I slowly crawled over as far as the chain would let me go and reached out to the thing lying on the floor.
    I picked it up. Or should I say, I picked up pieces of whatever...

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Our Worst Show- Introduction

posted by Twilight597

My name is Hayley Williams and I'm in a band called Paramore. There are four other people in our band,Josh and Zac Farro, Jeremy Davis, and last but not least Taylor York. We are waiting in Jeremy's living room waiting for a conformation to play in Italy. We were going to play privately for a very royal family, like kings or queens. I think there names were Aro, Caius, Marcus, and all of there 'guard'. I was so anxious for the call, in fact we all were. i was practically jumping in my seat.Suddenly my phone started ringing and i screamed and reached into my pocket to get it.

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Starlit - Chapter 10

posted by Yoss

STARLESS

“Of course, Nessie’s going to college. Do you just expect her to spend the rest of her life here in Forks?” Aunt Rose answered haughtily.

“Which college?” Jacob asked in a controlled voice.

“Dartmouth, of course!” Aunt Rose answered immediately.

“It’s still up to Nessie.” Dad said looking directly at Jacob.

Aunt Rose made a face. “Nessie’s going to college. She knew better than to let a good opportunity pass. Not everyone gets to be accepted in an ivy league.” Then she turned to Jacob once again, “So if I were you, dog, I’ll give up on the illusion that Nessie’s...

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Starlit - Unsolved (Chapter 9)

posted by Yoss

It seemed like my bedroom was spinning before me. Could half-vampires even faint? It felt like I was about to. Every surface of my room was covered with the disgusting flowers.

“Nessie, what’s wrong?” My father took in the scene before us. What he saw made him growl. He instantly put his arms around me. I clung to him like a little girl – a frightened little girl.

“Sweetie, tell us…” My mom crossed the bedroom floor to the windows, crushing the roses in the process – the sound of snapping stems made me wince. The windows were now opened wide. I was absolutely sure I shut them...

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How Will They Do Bella's Hallucinations?

posted by mandapanda

Pictures of the cast and set are appearing. The anticipation is growing. And the fans are speculating.

Alot of the fans are also wondering how they are going to play out Bella's hallucinations of Edward. There are many ways they can do that.

When she is in Port Angeles, she goes near a bar. This is the first time she hears Edward's voice since his departure. They could possibly do a voice-over. And same with the bike incident. I think a voice-over would be best.
But, for the cliff diving, I think it would be really awesome and more emotional if he appeared in physical form.

Bella, at the...

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Wishing To Be So Much More

posted by Yoss

I stared at my reflection in the huge gilt mirror - flawless perfection - as it has been, always. I used to revel in my own - gloriousness(?), perfection. I always thought, always believed, this beauty - that I was blessed and cursed with - could give me everything I could possibly wish for. Until Fate proved me wrong, so wrong. I sighed and turned around to face him.

"Is that your new hobby, Edward? Lurk in corners?" I asked haughtily. Edward, arrogant and perfect, stood in a corner.

"I apologize for the intrusion, Rosalie - for lurking as you put it. I wanted to play the piano. Nevermind, I'll...

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Kayla, Chapter 25

posted by twilight-7

I know this is short but I didn't have a lot of time. I had stuff to do but you don't want to hear about it. I will write a longer part for Chapter 26. Enjoy! (And just something else, I appreciate and value all of you comments and opinions but please don't say you hate my fictional characters. They don't like it and neither do I. Thank you!)

I threw my arms around his neck and kissed his snowy lips. He wrapped his arms around my waist and picked me up and kissed me back. The passion that was behind that kissed only proved to me more that he loved me. I couldn’t believe that I had doubted...

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Angel chapter 2

posted by mwalsh

hope you like it please comment

chapter two
(girl's pov)

i opened my eye's and looked around the room there were eleven people looking at me, they were all standing at the door except one he was holding my hand and then suddenly i remember my angel seth who saved me. i looked around the room at all there faces and paused at seths i just stared into his beautiful eye's, someone cleared there throat while a girl giggled. seth laughed and tightened his grip on my hand, i turned my eye's back to the other ten people in the room the leader steped forward he had blonde hair and he was extreamly beautiful...

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New Story - Chapter Three

posted by dinosteph

So, I had a really hard time writing this chapter, I know it's not that good, which is due to the fact that I didn't want to write it. I hit backspace way too many times. I guess I didn't want this to happen to Edward and Bella, its like when I was reading New Moon, I didn't want to keep reading, cause it made it more true.
So after an hour and a half, this is what I came up with...

Silence has never hurt me so much. Neither one of them said anything. I could imagine Alice was doing all the talking, explaining, trying to make Edward understand, to see the futures that laid out before all of...

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10 ways to criticise the movie!

posted by odd-duck

I found this and I wondered what everyone would think. Do you agree or disagree?

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Carlisle's History-- It's clear that the Cullens operate with a different set of rules than most vampires. However, without knowing that it took two centuries of "torturous effort" for the clan's patriarch to perfect his self-control, or that now, nearly 300 years later, he's developed an immunity to the scent of human blood, you can't really grasp the struggle that the relatively young Edward faces each time he's near Bella. Or for that matter, the way his actions put the entire Cullen coven at risk.

2.
Alice...

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Sunbreak 2. Brenton Academy. Nessie.

posted by mrsblack_1089

I dozed off for a while on the plane, and woke up with a jarr as the plane wheels hit the ground. I grabbed my bag and started to walk off the plane. It had been a five hour plane ride and all of the other passengers were stretching before leaving. They were uncomfortable, but I wasn't. Anyhow, I set my bag down and wasted a few minutes to stretch before trying to leave again. I was always forgetting to act human.
I took a shuttle to Brenton which dropped me off right on the campus, giving me the full view.
I looked around in awe. The campus seemed to stretch for miles in every direction!...

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It's official: TWILIGHT is the new Harry Potter

posted by Zeisha

Indigo has issued a press release stating their figures indicate that this year Stephenie Meyers' Twilight series did more sales than J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series did last year, which included the final Potter book. Good timing for Twilight, of course, as the movie opens tomorrow. Haven't read the books? Don't fret, "Canada’s Twilight Saga headquarters" surely has plenty of copies left.

For more, read Mark's story (and interview with Meyers) on the occasion of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and "final" book in the Twilight series.

Here is the full Indigo press release:

Young...

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Kristen Stewart: Not Just a Vampire's Paramour

posted by Zeisha

Bella Swan doesn't fall in love with overly-gorgeous guys across a crowded room. "Totally wrong" you say? "Not according to the books" you say? Talented 18-year-old actress Kristen Stewart who plays Bella in the upcoming Twilight film based upon the mega-popular novels, wasn't into vampires growing up and has never fallen for a guy immediately just because he's beautiful.

Kristen is strong, opinionated, sure of what she wants and is fast getting a rep as one of Hollywood's most creative and capable young, hard-working actresses. Even in a space adventure film like Zathura, she left an impression...

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Hot Topic soundtrack event

posted by vampiress015

Seth has justed pasted this on Stephanie's site:
link

October 16, 2008

I just received the following announcement from Elizabeth:

"Exclusive Twilight Listening Parties at Hot Topic stores:

Be one of the first people to hear the entire Twilight soundtrack (in-stores November 4th). Hot Topic will be hosting exclusive listening parties at all of their locations on Friday, October 24th at 7pm. They'll be playing every song, including the previously unreleased songs from Paramore, Rob Pattinson, Perry Farrell and Mutemath, PLUS hear the unveiling of "Bella's Lullaby".

Hot Top is also offering 10% off...

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All the Twilight Spoiler Reactions

posted by mandapanda

So, the past week had been filled with Twilight pictures. Everyday we got at least 2 amazing pictures. Well, now that the Twilight Illistrated Movie Companion is out, there are scans of pictures from the movie in the book on the internet.

And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" or "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who posted these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.

Those who want to be surprised by the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit or Stephenie Meyer or any other fansite because they chose to view them.