DAY 2
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alice: *looking at a magazine* OMGH I NEED THESE SHOES!!!
edward: alice dont you have enough shoes?
alice: no i dont have enough...OMGH I WANT THAT SKIRT!!!
jasper: look baby i think that eddy is right... and that skirt is ugly girlfriend *says in a gay voice*
alice: yeah i guess....AHHHH! I HAVE TO HAVE THAT BRACELET! * starts jumping up and down on the couch and hyperventalating*
jasper: honey....*grabs the magazine and throws it*
edward: hahaha....OMG THESE BOOTS ARE CUTE!
alice: are you getting those for Bella?
edward: GURL NAW THESE ARE FOR ME
bella: hahaha i didnt like them anyway
* grabs edward's hand and holds it*
emmett: ohh those shoes are hot!
edward: ugh! they're so not! and bella you just dont have taste
bella: ugh! *scoots down a couch cusion* now what, you want me to buy a thong? oh yeah i have no taste, i guess you think i dress ugly then
edward: oh can you please? i want a blue scented one with rhinestones on it!
bella: edward, why would you want that?
edward: i want to wear it around the house
bella: no i dont want you to have that girlie thing on.. im leaving
edward:NO BUY US BOTH SOME AND WE WILL WEAR THEM ON OUR HONEYMOON
bella: we already had our honeymoon and you want want to get those rhinestones stuck in your butt
edward: *in a singsong voice* but its scented and we can have another one
bella: i dont know edward your being all OMGH girlie on me
edward: i know!
bella: *walks towards the door*
edward: DONT LEAVE ME!
bella: calm down hun im just going to check on nessie and Jasper STOP PUTTING THOSE GIRLIE PILLS IN HIS DRINKS!
jasper: sorry bella, but that as funny
bella:*goes and hits jasper*
jasper: *starts crying* i said i was sorry *tear tear*
bella: dont cry, because i cry....whenever someone else....cries * falls to her knees and cries*
edward: jasper stop making my wife cry!
rosalie: and the pills have worn off
alice: i told you!
emmett: edward's about to kick jasper's..
esme: dont even finish that sentence MR!
*bella still crying*
edward:JASPER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
emmett: hehehehehe kick his ass edward
alice: kick his and i'll kick yours *stands up with her tiny fist in the air*
Bella: why cant everbody just be happy?! *still crying*
rosalie: SHUT UP YOU RETARDED HUMAN!
emmett: babe there's no human in here..
edward: so shut the hell up!
rosalie:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Bella: *snaps out of it* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MAN LIKE THAT?!
emmett: dont talk to rose like that or i'll kick your ass (a/n: srry for the cussin...)
bella: oh whatever emmett. if i can beat you at arm wrestling, then i can easily kick your ass
edward:hun i dont want you to be in this i want you safe *lightly kisses her*
*emmett does the same to rosalie*
bella: fine..im bored now
edward: lets get it on! *gets in his hunting crouch*
bella: oo you bad boy!
edward: *winks* you will feel retarded for saying that when we are alone..
bella: *runs upstairs*
edward: *smiles* i get to go have fun.. got to go!
alice:TMI!
edward:hehehehehe * runs upstairs like a little kid*
emmett: he left because he is a weakling
edward: I HEARD THAT BUT YOU AINT WORTH IT BELLA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
bella: oh my sexy man! starts kissing him again*
*MEANWHILE*
emmett: wanna have a pixie stix eating contest?
alice: YES!YES!* jumping up and down*
jasper: graps the pixie stixs* no alice you know what they do to you.
alice: WELL OH WELL NOW GIVE THEM TO ME BEFORE I DO DAMAGE! *snatches one and pours it in her mouth*
rosalie: NO! you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to sniff it * snorts it up her nose*
jasper: um rose i dont think you're supposed to do that...
rosalie: SHUT UP JASPER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 8 continues to snort it up her nose*
* bella and edward walk back in the room*
bella: hey guys...rose what are you doing with that pixie stix...?
rosalie: what does it look like im doing?
bella: rose you're supposed to eat it....
rosalie: nun-uh! * a pixie stix commercial comes on with a little boy eating pixie stixs*
bella: look *points to the tv* see!
rosalie: * starts crying uncontrollably and runs upstairs* I SAW IT ON COPS! *slams the door*
*awkward silence*
emmett: so much for the pixie stix eating contest...
edward: how about a ccp eating contest?
everbody: NO!!!
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this is the end of this chapter. i hope you enjoyed it,but its not as funny as the next chapter coming up so plz review =)
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alice: *looking at a magazine* OMGH I NEED THESE SHOES!!!
edward: alice dont you have enough shoes?
alice: no i dont have enough...OMGH I WANT THAT SKIRT!!!
jasper: look baby i think that eddy is right... and that skirt is ugly girlfriend *says in a gay voice*
alice: yeah i guess....AHHHH! I HAVE TO HAVE THAT BRACELET! * starts jumping up and down on the couch and hyperventalating*
jasper: honey....*grabs the magazine and throws it*
edward: hahaha....OMG THESE BOOTS ARE CUTE!
alice: are you getting those for Bella?
edward: GURL NAW THESE ARE FOR ME
bella: hahaha i didnt like them anyway
* grabs edward's hand and holds it*
emmett: ohh those shoes are hot!
edward: ugh! they're so not! and bella you just dont have taste
bella: ugh! *scoots down a couch cusion* now what, you want me to buy a thong? oh yeah i have no taste, i guess you think i dress ugly then
edward: oh can you please? i want a blue scented one with rhinestones on it!
bella: edward, why would you want that?
edward: i want to wear it around the house
bella: no i dont want you to have that girlie thing on.. im leaving
edward:NO BUY US BOTH SOME AND WE WILL WEAR THEM ON OUR HONEYMOON
bella: we already had our honeymoon and you want want to get those rhinestones stuck in your butt
edward: *in a singsong voice* but its scented and we can have another one
bella: i dont know edward your being all OMGH girlie on me
edward: i know!
bella: *walks towards the door*
edward: DONT LEAVE ME!
bella: calm down hun im just going to check on nessie and Jasper STOP PUTTING THOSE GIRLIE PILLS IN HIS DRINKS!
jasper: sorry bella, but that as funny
bella:*goes and hits jasper*
jasper: *starts crying* i said i was sorry *tear tear*
bella: dont cry, because i cry....whenever someone else....cries * falls to her knees and cries*
edward: jasper stop making my wife cry!
rosalie: and the pills have worn off
alice: i told you!
emmett: edward's about to kick jasper's..
esme: dont even finish that sentence MR!
*bella still crying*
edward:JASPER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
emmett: hehehehehe kick his ass edward
alice: kick his and i'll kick yours *stands up with her tiny fist in the air*
Bella: why cant everbody just be happy?! *still crying*
rosalie: SHUT UP YOU RETARDED HUMAN!
emmett: babe there's no human in here..
edward: so shut the hell up!
rosalie:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Bella: *snaps out of it* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MAN LIKE THAT?!
emmett: dont talk to rose like that or i'll kick your ass (a/n: srry for the cussin...)
bella: oh whatever emmett. if i can beat you at arm wrestling, then i can easily kick your ass
edward:hun i dont want you to be in this i want you safe *lightly kisses her*
*emmett does the same to rosalie*
bella: fine..im bored now
edward: lets get it on! *gets in his hunting crouch*
bella: oo you bad boy!
edward: *winks* you will feel retarded for saying that when we are alone..
bella: *runs upstairs*
edward: *smiles* i get to go have fun.. got to go!
alice:TMI!
edward:hehehehehe * runs upstairs like a little kid*
emmett: he left because he is a weakling
edward: I HEARD THAT BUT YOU AINT WORTH IT BELLA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
bella: oh my sexy man! starts kissing him again*
*MEANWHILE*
emmett: wanna have a pixie stix eating contest?
alice: YES!YES!* jumping up and down*
jasper: graps the pixie stixs* no alice you know what they do to you.
alice: WELL OH WELL NOW GIVE THEM TO ME BEFORE I DO DAMAGE! *snatches one and pours it in her mouth*
rosalie: NO! you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to sniff it * snorts it up her nose*
jasper: um rose i dont think you're supposed to do that...
rosalie: SHUT UP JASPER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 8 continues to snort it up her nose*
* bella and edward walk back in the room*
bella: hey guys...rose what are you doing with that pixie stix...?
rosalie: what does it look like im doing?
bella: rose you're supposed to eat it....
rosalie: nun-uh! * a pixie stix commercial comes on with a little boy eating pixie stixs*
bella: look *points to the tv* see!
rosalie: * starts crying uncontrollably and runs upstairs* I SAW IT ON COPS! *slams the door*
*awkward silence*
emmett: so much for the pixie stix eating contest...
edward: how about a ccp eating contest?
everbody: NO!!!
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this is the end of this chapter. i hope you enjoyed it,but its not as funny as the next chapter coming up so plz review =)
Renesmee's Opinion
I think if you read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a list why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have you seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my friends are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to punch Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about kissing Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!
I think if you read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a list why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have you seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my friends are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to punch Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about kissing Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!