4 weeks ago
Ron sat miserably in his apartment watching the new for something interesting, when a beeping noise butted into his little day dream. He ran over to the table where the phone was placed, he picked it up instantly hitting answer." Hello commander, is my dad back yet?" he said hopefully. The commander cleared his throat before answering," Ron I'm really sorry but we just received a message and its not good news... I'm afraid your father is dead and we need you to relocate away from Washington today. So pack your stuff and get ready for your escort to take you to your new home." All Ron could manage to say without breaking down in tears was a simple,"okay, bye," The commander said," bye" and then the line went dead. He could already feel the tears welling up in his eyes as he went to pack, then came the sobbing and sniffling. He knew they wouldn't stop for hours because he'd be grieving forever in his heart.
By the time his escort appeared his eyes were raw with tears, but at least his bag was packed even if you could see his spider man under wear sticking out from the side. The woman stepped in to say," aww hun give me a hug, but then we've got to go okay, I nodded and stepped into her warm, tight embrace. After 10 seconds they started to leave the building, then after 1 hour they were speeding away from Washington with Rons escort chatting away the time, obviously trying to distract Ron from the death of his father. After another hour Ron was getting sick of his escort talking,so he turned his head to face her and with all the venom he could must he said the meanest thing he could think of," shut up you fat, old lady." He knew he would regret it later but he was still scared at the thought of being alone in the world,with both his parents dead he had no one left that would take him,he slilently started to cry again.
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Ron sat miserably in his apartment watching the new for something interesting, when a beeping noise butted into his little day dream. He ran over to the table where the phone was placed, he picked it up instantly hitting answer." Hello commander, is my dad back yet?" he said hopefully. The commander cleared his throat before answering," Ron I'm really sorry but we just received a message and its not good news... I'm afraid your father is dead and we need you to relocate away from Washington today. So pack your stuff and get ready for your escort to take you to your new home." All Ron could manage to say without breaking down in tears was a simple,"okay, bye," The commander said," bye" and then the line went dead. He could already feel the tears welling up in his eyes as he went to pack, then came the sobbing and sniffling. He knew they wouldn't stop for hours because he'd be grieving forever in his heart.
By the time his escort appeared his eyes were raw with tears, but at least his bag was packed even if you could see his spider man under wear sticking out from the side. The woman stepped in to say," aww hun give me a hug, but then we've got to go okay, I nodded and stepped into her warm, tight embrace. After 10 seconds they started to leave the building, then after 1 hour they were speeding away from Washington with Rons escort chatting away the time, obviously trying to distract Ron from the death of his father. After another hour Ron was getting sick of his escort talking,so he turned his head to face her and with all the venom he could must he said the meanest thing he could think of," shut up you fat, old lady." He knew he would regret it later but he was still scared at the thought of being alone in the world,with both his parents dead he had no one left that would take him,he slilently started to cry again.
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I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store next door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say Sheep Vampires Rock on them. Yeah, I love the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with sheep that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into sheep vampires that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Coke left from an year ago shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or you shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, or things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if you die from laughter, or possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
Or was it Apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
Or was it Apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH SECOND FAVORITE CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH FAVORITE CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND FAVORITE IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND DEN I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA PINK YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!