Lucy:Wait...I didn't get casted?
Chris:Oh?Welll,ummm....Eva.Here*throws her outfit at her*There you go.
--
with the contestants,who are rehersing their scripts
--
Jacob:I don't get this,all it dows is explain how your character acts!
Storm:Yeah!It says no goddamn thing of what your supposed to say!
Mizzie:Maybe Chris lost the rest?He is an idiot.
Izan:*walks in,dressed in Chris' outfit*Nope,he expects us to make up our own lines,closes to your character wins!
All:WHAT?!
Alex:How are we supposed to do that?!
Izan:I don't know,but you have about 35 more minutes to come up with something!
Buster:THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TIME,ASSHOLE!
Izan:YELL AT CHRIS!
Buddy:But it's so much more fun to yell at you!
-confessional-
Lucy:I don't get those three's problem...I mean,what,he's an ass.So what?
--
Jacob:*sigh*No matter how much I try to impress Lucy,the more she thinks I'm just kidding....oh,if only Love at first sight worked on BOTH sides...
--
Elita: *eye twitch* How the hell am I supposed to play HEATHER? I'm not mean! I'm not a bitch! I can't manipulate people into doing whatever the hell I w...w...WHEN DID THAT CAMERA GET THERE!? *runs out screaming*
-end of confessional-
Elita:I-i,I CAN'T PLAY HEATHER!
Jacob:I know..I make a sucky Justin
Buddy:I feel like a nerd...
Alex:At least your not home school!
Buster:Ugh!! I look like a giant jock!
Izan:Ugh....I'd love to complain with you guys,but we're on,let's go.
All:WHAT?!?!?!
--
at the play
--
Chris:*eating popcorn*This outta be good!
--
The play begins
--
Izan:Welcome to Total Drama!The best reality show on T.V.,yet with the worst f*cking host ever.Me,Chris McClean*snickers,as Chris glares at him*
The rest of the cast comes on.
Elita:Lindsay!Get over,umm,here!
Storm:No-er,I mean,what,Heather?!!
Heather:wanna make an alli-
Izan:*rings a bell*Whoops,singing time!I'm sure we all have a little song to sing,huh?!*laughs*Get your buts to it!
Jordan:*scowls,then starts singing*Through out this entire series
Alex:We havent been so merry..s?
Jacob and Lucy:We all have some things on our mind
Buster and Mr.Fluffykins:About how we much we all
All:Hate!All the time we've shared on here
Storm:Expessially the host
Mizzie:And all of the gut wrenching
Buddy:Drama,challenges,and few other horrors
Jacob:So we've all took the time that we've had
Jordan:And made up a little list
Buddy and Buster:About how we're gonna kill Chris!
Alex:Wich goes alittle like this...
Lucy:Knife in his head!
Mizzie:Fork to his throat!
Storm:Eat his organs!
Buddy:Split his sides and rip out-
Buster:Tear out his eyes!
Jordan:Make him choke!
Jacob:Cut off his hands!
Alex:Burn his body!
Mr.Fluffykins:Maul him with cats!
Elita:Guys!Is this really called for?!
All:Yes!Because we all really really hate Chr-
Chris:STOP IT!NONE OF YOU ARE IN CHARACTER!Which is why BOTH teams are up for elimation tonight!
All:Awee.....
Chris:Izan!I can't fire you,but I can punish you!
Izan:How?
--
A few minutes later,after both teams left to the elimination grounds
--
The camera zooms in,showing Izan duct taped to a tree with an apple in his mouth.
Izan:*thinking*Ugh...if he thinks he'll break me,he's WRONG
--
To be continued
--
(PLEASE vote for TWO people,BUT one has to be on team Mind blowing,and team Bloody,ok?)
Chris:Oh?Welll,ummm....Eva.Here*throws her outfit at her*There you go.
--
with the contestants,who are rehersing their scripts
--
Jacob:I don't get this,all it dows is explain how your character acts!
Storm:Yeah!It says no goddamn thing of what your supposed to say!
Mizzie:Maybe Chris lost the rest?He is an idiot.
Izan:*walks in,dressed in Chris' outfit*Nope,he expects us to make up our own lines,closes to your character wins!
All:WHAT?!
Alex:How are we supposed to do that?!
Izan:I don't know,but you have about 35 more minutes to come up with something!
Buster:THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TIME,ASSHOLE!
Izan:YELL AT CHRIS!
Buddy:But it's so much more fun to yell at you!
-confessional-
Lucy:I don't get those three's problem...I mean,what,he's an ass.So what?
--
Jacob:*sigh*No matter how much I try to impress Lucy,the more she thinks I'm just kidding....oh,if only Love at first sight worked on BOTH sides...
--
Elita: *eye twitch* How the hell am I supposed to play HEATHER? I'm not mean! I'm not a bitch! I can't manipulate people into doing whatever the hell I w...w...WHEN DID THAT CAMERA GET THERE!? *runs out screaming*
-end of confessional-
Elita:I-i,I CAN'T PLAY HEATHER!
Jacob:I know..I make a sucky Justin
Buddy:I feel like a nerd...
Alex:At least your not home school!
Buster:Ugh!! I look like a giant jock!
Izan:Ugh....I'd love to complain with you guys,but we're on,let's go.
All:WHAT?!?!?!
--
at the play
--
Chris:*eating popcorn*This outta be good!
--
The play begins
--
Izan:Welcome to Total Drama!The best reality show on T.V.,yet with the worst f*cking host ever.Me,Chris McClean*snickers,as Chris glares at him*
The rest of the cast comes on.
Elita:Lindsay!Get over,umm,here!
Storm:No-er,I mean,what,Heather?!!
Heather:wanna make an alli-
Izan:*rings a bell*Whoops,singing time!I'm sure we all have a little song to sing,huh?!*laughs*Get your buts to it!
Jordan:*scowls,then starts singing*Through out this entire series
Alex:We havent been so merry..s?
Jacob and Lucy:We all have some things on our mind
Buster and Mr.Fluffykins:About how we much we all
All:Hate!All the time we've shared on here
Storm:Expessially the host
Mizzie:And all of the gut wrenching
Buddy:Drama,challenges,and few other horrors
Jacob:So we've all took the time that we've had
Jordan:And made up a little list
Buddy and Buster:About how we're gonna kill Chris!
Alex:Wich goes alittle like this...
Lucy:Knife in his head!
Mizzie:Fork to his throat!
Storm:Eat his organs!
Buddy:Split his sides and rip out-
Buster:Tear out his eyes!
Jordan:Make him choke!
Jacob:Cut off his hands!
Alex:Burn his body!
Mr.Fluffykins:Maul him with cats!
Elita:Guys!Is this really called for?!
All:Yes!Because we all really really hate Chr-
Chris:STOP IT!NONE OF YOU ARE IN CHARACTER!Which is why BOTH teams are up for elimation tonight!
All:Awee.....
Chris:Izan!I can't fire you,but I can punish you!
Izan:How?
--
A few minutes later,after both teams left to the elimination grounds
--
The camera zooms in,showing Izan duct taped to a tree with an apple in his mouth.
Izan:*thinking*Ugh...if he thinks he'll break me,he's WRONG
--
To be continued
--
(PLEASE vote for TWO people,BUT one has to be on team Mind blowing,and team Bloody,ok?)
"What if we get caught?" said Coutney,affraid of being caught sleeping around with Duncan.
"They won't find us.It's the middle of the night."
Duncan assured her.Craving for love.
"Duncan I dont know,I think something bad is going to happen." Courtney worried.
"Courtney,It's okay!Duncan assured her again before covering the two with sheets and doing their buissnes.
The next morning they awoke to a surprise.Their matress was floating on a lake and the rest of the contestants standing laughing.
"You think this is funny!" Duncan said,pulling the blankets off not knowing he was butt-naked.
Everyone gasped at this sight.Courtney was also butt-naked.She ran back to the house packing her bags to go home.Duncan tried to get her to stay but she was too embarassed.
"They won't find us.It's the middle of the night."
Duncan assured her.Craving for love.
"Duncan I dont know,I think something bad is going to happen." Courtney worried.
"Courtney,It's okay!Duncan assured her again before covering the two with sheets and doing their buissnes.
The next morning they awoke to a surprise.Their matress was floating on a lake and the rest of the contestants standing laughing.
"You think this is funny!" Duncan said,pulling the blankets off not knowing he was butt-naked.
Everyone gasped at this sight.Courtney was also butt-naked.She ran back to the house packing her bags to go home.Duncan tried to get her to stay but she was too embarassed.