Lucy:Wait...I didn't get casted?
Chris:Oh?Welll,ummm....Eva.Here*throws her outfit at her*There you go.
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with the contestants,who are rehersing their scripts
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Jacob:I don't get this,all it dows is explain how your character acts!
Storm:Yeah!It says no goddamn thing of what your supposed to say!
Mizzie:Maybe Chris lost the rest?He is an idiot.
Izan:*walks in,dressed in Chris' outfit*Nope,he expects us to make up our own lines,closes to your character wins!
All:WHAT?!
Alex:How are we supposed to do that?!
Izan:I don't know,but you have about 35 more minutes to come up with something!
Buster:THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TIME,ASSHOLE!
Izan:YELL AT CHRIS!
Buddy:But it's so much more fun to yell at you!
-confessional-
Lucy:I don't get those three's problem...I mean,what,he's an ass.So what?
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Jacob:*sigh*No matter how much I try to impress Lucy,the more she thinks I'm just kidding....oh,if only Love at first sight worked on BOTH sides...
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Elita: *eye twitch* How the hell am I supposed to play HEATHER? I'm not mean! I'm not a bitch! I can't manipulate people into doing whatever the hell I w...w...WHEN DID THAT CAMERA GET THERE!? *runs out screaming*
-end of confessional-
Elita:I-i,I CAN'T PLAY HEATHER!
Jacob:I know..I make a sucky Justin
Buddy:I feel like a nerd...
Alex:At least your not home school!
Buster:Ugh!! I look like a giant jock!
Izan:Ugh....I'd love to complain with you guys,but we're on,let's go.
All:WHAT?!?!?!
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at the play
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Chris:*eating popcorn*This outta be good!
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The play begins
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Izan:Welcome to Total Drama!The best reality show on T.V.,yet with the worst f*cking host ever.Me,Chris McClean*snickers,as Chris glares at him*
The rest of the cast comes on.
Elita:Lindsay!Get over,umm,here!
Storm:No-er,I mean,what,Heather?!!
Heather:wanna make an alli-
Izan:*rings a bell*Whoops,singing time!I'm sure we all have a little song to sing,huh?!*laughs*Get your buts to it!
Jordan:*scowls,then starts singing*Through out this entire series
Alex:We havent been so merry..s?
Jacob and Lucy:We all have some things on our mind
Buster and Mr.Fluffykins:About how we much we all
All:Hate!All the time we've shared on here
Storm:Expessially the host
Mizzie:And all of the gut wrenching
Buddy:Drama,challenges,and few other horrors
Jacob:So we've all took the time that we've had
Jordan:And made up a little list
Buddy and Buster:About how we're gonna kill Chris!
Alex:Wich goes alittle like this...
Lucy:Knife in his head!
Mizzie:Fork to his throat!
Storm:Eat his organs!
Buddy:Split his sides and rip out-
Buster:Tear out his eyes!
Jordan:Make him choke!
Jacob:Cut off his hands!
Alex:Burn his body!
Mr.Fluffykins:Maul him with cats!
Elita:Guys!Is this really called for?!
All:Yes!Because we all really really hate Chr-
Chris:STOP IT!NONE OF YOU ARE IN CHARACTER!Which is why BOTH teams are up for elimation tonight!
All:Awee.....
Chris:Izan!I can't fire you,but I can punish you!
Izan:How?
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A few minutes later,after both teams left to the elimination grounds
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The camera zooms in,showing Izan duct taped to a tree with an apple in his mouth.
Izan:*thinking*Ugh...if he thinks he'll break me,he's WRONG
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To be continued
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(PLEASE vote for TWO people,BUT one has to be on team Mind blowing,and team Bloody,ok?)