Episode 1:Space Craze
SCENE 1:a beach near the Total Drama Plane(and no it's not the same one it's just a duplicate)

Chris:Hello I'm your host oh you all know who I am so Let's get started shall we? We-
Rick:Hey aren't ya gonna introduce us?
Chris:and we have those 19 contestants
(the camera moves to look at Lando, Rick, Owen, Tyler, Heather, Duncan, Blainly, D.J., Cody, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Leshawna, Noah, Eva, Courtney, and Trent)
Noah:(sarcasticly)wow way to introduce us by name.
Chris:Thanks. Now let's-

(distant voice coming from the ocean):Hey hold on a sec!
(Tony swims to shore)
Tony:*pants heavily*(angry expression and looking at Chris)
Chris:um And who are you?
Tony:I'M THE GUY WHOSE HOUSE YOU DESTROYED WITH THAT STUPID VOLCANO STUNT IN SEASON 3!!!
Chris:Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah.... Sooooo?
Tony:SO! THAT WASN'T IN THE CONTRACT(pulls out a contract)
Chris:(takes the contract and reads it)mhm O.K. go stand over with the other contestants.
(Tony does that)
Lando:(looks at Tony)hi.
Tony:hey.
Chris O.K. You 20 losers aren't going to be staying on the plane.
Owen:oh thank goodness.
Tony:wait 20?
Chris:Were going back to an old spot during season 3:
AREA 51!So-
Tony:Hang on a sec chief what do you mean by "20 losers" because:
1. I'm not a loser.
and
2.There's only 19 people competing.
Chris:Not exactlly Tony (pulls out the contract) It's called the fine print.
Tony:Yeah So?
Chris:So. Since YOU signed it.YOU'RE now a contestent.
Tony:WAIT?!WHAT!?
Chris:yeah yeah shocker(pushes everyone into the plane) now let's get going.

SCENE 2:
AREA 51(the gates)

Chris:alright so as you can see the security lasers are currently off.That's because we're not staying out here at some camp.I'll explain more once you guys find a way inside.That is If you can get inside hehe.(flies over the fence with a jetpack)
PA system:INTRUDERS OUTSIDE THE GATE SECURITY LASERS BACK ONLINE SET LASERS TO DEEP FRY!!!
Chris:Will anyone make it past the system? Where will they be staying? And What will the main theme of the show be find out right after the break on
TOTAL... DRAMA... TECH!
(Lando and Owen run screaming in the background)

Factoid:Even though he is extremly cleaver: Lando Griffin is the most retarted character on the show (Even Ezekial's smarter than him)

Chris:welcome back to Total Drama Tech. Let's how our lasers targets are doing.
(Lando, Rick, Tony, and Owen all run and dive behind a rock)
Tony:I can't believe I'm stuck on this stupid show.
Chris:(faintly)OH GET OVER IT!
Lando:Dude, Tony, If you win the game then you culd spend the million dollars on a new house.
Tony:You know that's actually not a bad idea.
(Everyone else jumps behind the rock)
Duncan:O.K anyone got any ideas?
Izzy:oh oh what if we disguised the lasers as a giant taco and got a giant beacer donkey with wings to eat them.
(awkward silence)
Duncan:ooooo.k let me raphrase that:any ideas that are realistic?
Lando:Well what if one of us ran around and distracted the lasers, then the rest of us could sneak over the fence.
Duncan:good idea and i know exactly who to send out.
Lando:really? Who?
(Lando runs out from the rock)
Lando:(pants heavily)
(camera goes to everyone else watching Lando run)
(laser zaps)
Lando:aaagh(cries)aghaghaghga
Duncan:alright let's go.
(everybody jumps over the fence except Owen and Rick)
Owen:(tosses Rick over the fence)Wow you're surprisingly light.
Rick:(lands face first on the ground)...
Owen:oops.

(Back to Lando)
Lando:*breathes heavily*(lasers nearly zap him)dyaaaaaaah
Duncan:(faintly)Hey pipsqueak you're turn now!
Lando:STOP CALLING ME THAT!(gets zapped by the lasers and goes flying over the fence)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghghghgh!
Cody:wow he took distance.
D.J.:ahmen brother.
Chris:O.K first off who exactlly came up with THAT idea.
(everyone points at Lando who is still on the ground)
Chris:O.K Lando wins invincibility.
Everyone:what?!
Lando:(weakly)yay.
Chris:BUT. The challenge isn't over yet.
(Tony helps Lando up)
Everyone:what?!
Lando:again?!
Chris:Well duh! You guys are staying somewhere.
Everyone:*talking in agreemtnt*
Chris:now if you would all stand on this transort pad.
(Everyone stands on the pad and a weird wirring sound happens)
Tony:You know I always wanted to be on a reality show since I was a kid(looks at Lando)BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Lando:You know it's kinda funny I have a friend that I met in Hawaii when I was little and HE said he wanted to be on a reality show.
Tony:Heeeeeyyyyyy. What did you say your name was again?
Lando:Lando. Lando Griffin.
(Tony looks at Lando suspiciously)
Tony:I told that reality show thing to a friend when I was a kid.
Lando:(pulls out his photo wallet)does this friend look anything like this(shows a picture of kid Tony with a kid who looks like Lando as a kid)
Tony:Yeah how'd you-
Lando:This was a picture that friend I met in Hawaii.
Tony:But that kid is me.
Lando:then that means...
(Tony and Lando look at each other and smile like open mouth smile)
Tony:LANDO!
Lando:TONY!
(Tony and Lando hug then Owen hugs then Tyler and then a group hug minus Heather, Blainly, and Duncan)
Lando:O.K that's enought.
(everyone is still hugging)
Lando:can we please stop this?
(everyone realizes their still on t.v and stop)
Tyler:wait a second...*swips the picture from Lando*this is the exact same kid who was my best friend ever.
Eva:who Tony or the blonde kid?
Lando:I have a name you know.
Tyler:The blonde kid. And if The blondie is you(points at Lando)then that means.
Tyler:LANDO!
Lando:TYLER!
(they start to hug but the machine finally kicks in and the all get teleported into a weird spaceship in space)
(Lando and Tyler are hugging and looking around with freaked out looks)

SCENE 3:
The TOTAL DRAMA SPACESHIP (teleport room)

Lando:Thatwaswierd.
Tyler:totally.
Chris:Alright come on let's go we still have time for your final challenge:Finding out the theme for this season.
Katie:*gasp*a guessing challenge!
Sadie:I LOVE guessing.
Katie and Sadie:eeeee!
Rick:crap that's annoying.
Chris:O.K we don't have much time left for you guys to find out the theme And the elimination so-
Lando:its VIDEOGAMES.
Chris:what?
Tony:He means the theme of this season is videogames.
Chris:um yeah that's... that's right.
(Everyone stares at Lando amazed)
Chris:uh How did you-
Lando:I can see X-box, PlayStation 3, and Wii controllers over there it's kinda obvious.
Chris:That stuff is your prize.
Lando:oh.
Chris:oh well onto elimination.

SCENE 4:
The elimination room

Chris:O.K. you all know how this works: if you don't get a chocolate computer chip.
Lando to Lindsay:translation for cookie.
Linsay:*giggles*
Chris:You are immediatly eliminated and will have to take the Eject o' Shame. Oh and the confession Room is over there(points to a high-tech confession booth) And vote!
(everyone votes for someone on those electronic voters from TDA)
Chris:alright let's get started, first cookie goes to:
Lando and Rick, Sadie, Katie, Tyler, Tony, Heather, Blainly, D.J., Cody,Izzy, Leshawna, Noah, Courtney, Trent.
And the last cookie goes to.....................Owen!
Duncan:WHAT ME ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ME?
Chris:Whatch your head on the way out.
(trapdoor opens beneath Duncan and he falls of course)
Duncan:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(fading)aaaagghh!
Chris:That's one down 19 to go who will be the next to take the Eject of Shame and who will be one step closer to a million big one find out next time on
TOTAL..........DRAMA...........TECH!

Here is what Tony kinda looks like:
"That wasn't in the contract!"

Episode 2:Lazers, Blasters, And whatwasthat's

Scene 1:
The hangar:
(Tyler sees Tony and Lando laughing)
Tyler:Look at him Owen. He thinks he can just steal my friend from me.
Owen:What are you talking about? Their just talking and laughing.
Tyler:Yeah that's what it looks like but I bet their making fun of us right now.
Lando:And that's how I got my head out of the keyhole.
Tony:That story gets better every time you tell it.
Lando:WHAT?
Tony:In a GOOD WAY like "i'm impresed"
(robot weels go zoom but we don't see anything)
Lando:Whatwasthat?
Chris:(on P.A.)Attention contestants it's time for teams. Report to the command bridge NOW!
Tyler:TEAMS?
Owen:But there's an uneven nuber of us.

SCENE 2:
The Command Bridge(this is where the contestants get their 'missions' a.k.a challenges)

(Everyone is standing around waiting)
Chris:(appears on a big screen) hello contestants know as you know we were supposed to have only 19 competetors but since a little Hawaiian whose name sounds like "Tony"-
(everyone looks at Tony)
Chris:one team is going to be short one player.
Noah:so what's the challenge that's either going to kill us or nearly kill us?
Rick:(laughs uncontrollably)THAT IS FUNNY!
Chris:Glad you asked this challenge is: Mario levels!
Courtny:um excuse me but we won't have to fight any boss guys will we?
Chris:actually there is a boss and you guys have to find and beat him.
Rick: ALRIGHT it's boss battle time *does some air punches*
Chris: no... it's not
Rick:*acidentally punches Trent* woops sorry dude
Trent: don't worry it's all good
*confession cam buzz*
Trent: YEAH RIGHT! Rick is goin DOWN!
*confession buzz*
Chris: now if you would all step into that warp pipe.
Courtney: Ha! this should be a snap!
Lando:Easy for you to say, I couldn't even get pass the first level cuz these games are so darn hard.
*flashback*
Lando: holding a gameboy color and freaking out* THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
*shows the gameboy at profile selection*
*flashback ends*

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